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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

darwin award something something something

look im the next gbs superstar

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I keep missing meetings. They must have these meetings where they all decide, "hmm, yes, next week absolutely everybody is going to talk about Darwin Awards, that's the GBS meme for the second week of June, Darwin Awards" and I'm off xeroxing the cover sheet for my TPS report or some poo poo.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Ryoshi posted:

darwin award something something something

look im the next gbs superstar

Well clearly, this is reason why humanity has to stuff. Darwin Award!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Network Pesci posted:

I keep missing meetings. They must have these meetings where they all decide, "hmm, yes, next week absolutely everybody is going to talk about Darwin Awards, that's the GBS meme for the second week of June, Darwin Awards" and I'm off xeroxing the cover sheet for my TPS report or some poo poo.

yeah man seriously, im over here washing down my five guys burger with a caramel macchiato looking like a goddamn idiot

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

humor is empty repetition, right?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ryoshi posted:

humor is empty repetition, right?

well you certainly wouldn't know it if it bit you in the rear end

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
cuck

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

well you certainly wouldn't know it if it bit you in the rear end

yeah I would

because people getting bit on the rear end is funny

hth

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Ryoshi posted:

humor is empty repetition, right?

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Ryoshi posted:

humor is empty repetition, right?





Ryoshi posted:

humor is empty repetition, right?

I think Jerry Seinfeld and the Dunhams are proof enough of the concept of Darwin and Darwin Awards. Darwin.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

puppet guy is awful but you kind of have to admire a guy that turns his ultra lovely act into a nationwide phenomenon by playing to post 9/11 xenophobia

as for seinfeld it's just the secret illuminati lizard people, all the way to the top

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

yknow if j seinfeld died and whatsisname dunham (?) made a puppet from his bones id tune in for the comedy central special

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ryoshi posted:

yknow if j seinfeld died and whatsisname dunham (?) made a puppet from his bones id tune in for the comedy central special

start a CYOA to this effect tia

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
darwin should get some kind of award for inventing evolution, imo

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Ryoshi posted:

yknow if j seinfeld died and whatsisname dunham (?) made a puppet from his bones id tune in for the comedy central special

That would actually be pretty sweet. Like the Figi Mermaid, only a Jewey reptile thing with the comedic timing of cordwood?

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
If you don't like the forums maybe you should leave.........

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Harald posted:

darwin should get some kind of award for inventing evolution, imo

he did, he got buried in a church so ppl can walk all over his corpse

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Solid thread, giving it 4 golden man babies

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Demonachizer posted:

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Maybe it isn't

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Dental plan

Lisa needs braces

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Kuato posted:

Dental plan

Lisa needs braces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epIT4-gF__M

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

hey op i got something for you.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Sir John Feelgood posted:

hey op i got something for you.



ralp ban this sick filth

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Sir John Feelgood posted:

hey op i got something for you.



And sometimes, as demonstrated above, comedy is about the AH-HA! moment.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I hope none of ever have children

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
i won a darwin award in high school for proposing a theory by which diversity in extant species is caused by diffierential reproductive succes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
none of you assholes seem to know what survival of the fittest means

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Op sure seems mad about other peoples posting styles I guess

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

a creepy colon posted:

Op sure seems mad about other peoples posting styles I guess

yes I am very mad grrrrrrr this is my angry face

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ryoshi posted:

yes I am very mad grrrrrrr this is my angry face

It's ok if you're jealous about other ppl becoming forum superstars. Perhaps you can shoot for some real world goals next time such as properly bathing or actually cleaning the jizz off the front of your shirt before answering the door for another Prime package

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
look at me im a forum superstar i make mega bux and getr laid by busty babes craving my cock hahah welp cya

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

solo humping pro posted:

look at me im a forum superstar i make mega bux and getr laid by busty babes craving my cock hahah welp cya

who are you making fun of?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

a creepy colon posted:

It's ok if you're jealous about other ppl becoming forum superstars. Perhaps you can shoot for some real world goals next time such as properly bathing or actually cleaning the jizz off the front of your shirt before answering the door for another Prime package

quit doxxing me

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Who are the forums superstars at the moment? We need a ranking sort of like college football.

Thought Misanthrope was ok, maybe Rich Whitefaglord is up there too. :shrug:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who are you making fun of?

i think that was just a statement of fact.

the dude who keeps mentioning the darwin awards in every thread as a pathetic cry for attention sucks, though.

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Kuato posted:

Who are the forums superstars at the moment? We need a ranking sort of like college football.

Thought Misanthrope was ok, maybe Rich Whitefaglord is up there too. :shrug:

Me. Just me.

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