|
Goddamnit I'm drunk and hiccuping and that sucks
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 02:34
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 17, 2024 00:43 |
|
|
wait 5 minutes, if it hasn't stopped, go to the bathroom, stick your finger down your throat and gag a bit, but try not to puke(that's a waste of booze) should stop them
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 02:38
|
|
|
hold your breath and cover your nose so you dont accidentaly breathe out your nose and do this until you cant hold your breath anymore hth op
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 02:59
|
|
|
jackyl I worry about you sometimes. business vacations with p card dinners and bad hotels hookers and gin
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 03:05
|
|
|
I agree, I don't know why but hiccups bug me more than even straight pain Drinking a glass of water upside down works for me 90% of the time. The key for me is to let no air in... it will be a battle against suction but that's how I know it's working.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 03:10
|
|
|
one hit of crack always worked for me. edit: no joke that poo poo numbs the throat
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 03:10
|
|
|
Try drinking boiling water
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 03:11
|
|
|
a creepy colon posted:Try drinking boiling water I don't think this advice was given in good faith and following it may, in fact, lead to grievous bodily harm!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 03:12
|
|
|
Digital rectal massage. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 03:14
|
|
|
jackyl posted:Goddamnit I'm drunk and hiccuping and that sucks change your breathing pattern. Hold it for a while
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 03:14
|
|
|
just make them go away with your mind dumbfuck
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 03:15
|
|
|
My ex's mom had hiccups for over 18 months solid. She's dead now.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:04
|
|
|
I'm going to gently caress a hiccup
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:04
|
|
|
Shithouse Dave posted:My ex's mom had hiccups for over 18 months solid. She's dead now. this sounds like hell, one time i had hiccups for 2 and a half days and i barely survived how do you last multiple weeks much less months
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:05
|
|
|
I'm somehow almost physically immune to hiccuping; the sensation is so rare I crave it, nay, lust for it
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:07
|
|
|
She was pretty miserable most of the time and kept a really dirty house. But then her rear end in a top hat husband left her with 3 kids to raise and she worked nightfill at a supermarket for like 20 years so I guess she had a lot of be miserable about. The dad sadly isn't dead, but his Thai mail order bride went on holiday for two weeks back to Thailand and never came back, which was pretty funny.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:08
|
|
|
FYI I started getting hiccups like 1/10 as frequently by center-pouring beers/soda into a glass, rather than drinking them straight from the can/bottle/dumpster Getting rid of most of the carbonation before it gets in me really helped
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:26
|
|
|
Ya they are bad
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:32
|
|
|
I once was told something by a Chinese man on a bus about how to cure the hiccups but I forget what it was and it didn't work all that well anyway
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:34
|
|
|
angerbeet posted:I once was told something by a Chinese man on a bus about how to cure the hiccups but I forget what it was and it didn't work all that well anyway Was it opium?
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 04:48
|
|
|
angerbeet posted:I once was told something by a Chinese man on a bus about how to cure the hiccups but I forget what it was and it didn't work all that well anyway never trust chinaman bus advice
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 05:13
|
|
|
Hold your breath and put a belt around your chest. Pull it tight so your diaphragm can not move, wait fifteen seconds.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 05:15
|
|
|
Continue sucking large cocks, OP. I'm sure the next one will help. vvvv OP's not the only one who got them from footlongs.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 05:22
|
|
|
i just ate some jersey mikes and im hiccuping like crazy. not happy about this
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 05:22
|
|
|
ROFLburger posted:i just ate some jersey mikes and im hiccuping like crazy. not happy about this Well did you get it mike's way you degenerate?
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 05:23
|
|
|
jackyl posted:Goddamnit I'm drunk and hiccuping and that sucks Oh my god I know this feel bro. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 06:00
|
|
|
Full Metal Jackass posted:Well did you get it mike's way you degenerate? you're god drat right
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 06:58
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 17, 2024 00:43 |
|
|
stick your finger up your butthole and swirl it around edit: or have someone do that for you
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2015 07:02
|
|
