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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Uwe Boll is a film director who is angry that three of his kickstarters failed, so he made this youtube video to let everyone know how he feels


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E


He also beat up Richard Lowtax Kyanka once

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

He whooped Lowtax's rear end. Remember that guys?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
His movies are actually usually entertaining.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i challenged uwe boll to a boxing match but he ignored me just like my parents

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope he kills himself that would rule

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i'd watch a movie about a retarded forest wizard, that sounds cool

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Chinatown posted:

i hope he kills himself that would rule

dad?

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Does this mean the Sprockets reunion is off?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gently caress you

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Make him fight Lowtax's wife now

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Chinatown posted:

gently caress you

dad...!

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
he sounds like hitler

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Bip Roberts posted:

His movies are actually usually entertaining.

ah yes, enough time has gone by for people to start imagining things like an uwe boll movie being good. absolutely epic

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Grem posted:

He whooped Lowtax's rear end. Remember that guys?

is that a framed picture of the asswhooping in the background

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
does this mean he is going to box everyone registered on youtube

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Grem posted:

He whooped Lowtax's rear end. Remember that guys?

It was really funny.

I'm proud of Lowtax for going through with it. He's the only person who took that overdone "Yep, I am an internet nerd, I'm just a big ol' nerd, haha, I'm a huge nerd and proud of it!" shtick and straight up walked into a classic schoolyard beating (at the large fists of the funny-sounding foreign kid everyone makes fun of right up until he picks out the weakest-looking one and kicks his rear end).

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG7bVK6DlIQ

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

postal was a funny and good movie

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
I've never heard him speak before, he sounds like that rich German art collector from the Simpsons

HEY BUN BOYS, GET A ROOM! JA JA JA JA *peels out in ferrari*

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
He had Rocky's American flag boxers on. It was pretty classic.
IIRC after the fight Lowtax said something like "I came into this not knowing anything about Uwe Boll's movies and now I just kind of hate him as a human being"

Also, Uwe Boll wouldn't have so much trouble getting funded if he didn't make dogshit movies and keep claiming they're "Important". To anyone who says his films are entertaining, sweet jesus- go back and watch House of the Dead

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRo7Q5Uxs6M

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

I've never heard him speak before, he sounds like that rich German art collector from the Simpsons

HEY BUN BOYS, GET A ROOM! JA JA JA JA *peels out in ferrari*

Please keep making fun of Uwe Boll. It's not as if he's easily going to beat the poo poo out of you or anything.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

what is the "retarded wizard in the forest" movie he's talking about i want to see that

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

what is the "retarded wizard in the forest" movie he's talking about i want to see that

No way to know for sure but I figure he's probably talking about the hobbit.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

General Tofu posted:

He had Rocky's American flag boxers on. It was pretty classic.
IIRC after the fight Lowtax said something like "I came into this not knowing anything about Uwe Boll's movies and now I just kind of hate him as a human being"

Also, Uwe Boll wouldn't have so much trouble getting funded if he didn't make dogshit movies and keep claiming they're "Important". To anyone who says his films are entertaining, sweet jesus- go back and watch House of the Dead

House of the Dead is fine

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

No way to know for sure but I figure he's probably talking about the hobbit.

If so, that's a pretty accurate description of it.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

smoobles posted:

Uwe Boll is a film director who is angry that three of his kickstarters failed, so he made this youtube video to let everyone know how he feels


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E


He also beat up Richard Lowtax Kyanka once

chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp

Boo This Man
Mar 25, 2008

I wish George RR Martin would give up creative controls to Uwe Boll.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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I think he should box the other kickstarter movie makers and the winner takes all the money.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
Postal is the best in game adapt tation to a movie ever. Exclude the mortal kombat movies.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

SpeedGem posted:

Postal is the best in game adapt tation to a movie ever. Exclude the mortal kombat movies.

Also Dave Foley's penis.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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SpeedGem posted:

Postal is the best in game adapt tation to a movie ever. Exclude the mortal kombat movies.

Mapparu
Sep 22, 2013

this is what west germany did to people...

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
who gives a poo poo

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
congrats on the common man being smarter than the german government

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Wasn't there some German investing loophole where his movies could lose money but people someone got their investments back or made a profit?

Prof. Faggot
May 4, 2006

Working intently on advanced Faggo-dynamics

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
That video is loving great and this dude is my hero.

shiftless
May 18, 2005

Nobody wants to spend money ironically. I'm glad Uwe realizes that now.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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