Uwe Boll meltdown discussion

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Uwe sure showed us.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:35

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# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:43

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

The best part of Uwe Boll beating up Lowtax is the fact that Boll legitimately believes that beating the poo poo out of a comedy website owner somehow invalidates what the critics say about his incredibly lovely movies.

He's that loving nuts.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:49

cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009; I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

shiftless posted:

Nobody wants to spend money ironically. I'm glad Uwe realizes that now.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:55

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

null posted:

Wasn't there some German investing loophole where his movies could lose money but people someone got their investments back or made a profit?

We smartened up to that one.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:12

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

shiftless posted:

Nobody wants to spend money ironically. I'm glad Uwe realizes that now.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/168690333/sky-sharks?ref=category

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:12

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

SpeedGem posted:

Postal is the best in game adapt tation to a movie ever. Exclude the mortal kombat movies.

The DOA movie was pretty good tbh

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:14

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Linux Pirate posted:

Uwe sure showed us.

if you don't donate he will stop making movies

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:16

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

street fighter the movie was p good

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:18

cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009; I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Parallax Scroll posted:

street fighter the movie was p good

there is a street fighter movie with jean damme it's called THE QUEST

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:23

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

IF YOU DONATE HE WILL STOP MAKING MOVIES

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:35

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

guys sonya blade was really hot in the first mk movie

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:36

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

MORTAL KOMBAT

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:38

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

"revenge is a dish best served cold" - lowtax after hacking uwe bolls kickstarter to give it 0 money

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:41

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

We should photoshop a bunch of fake posts with correct time stamps from the kickstarter thread then email them to Boll and blame his failure on Lowtax. He already beat the poo poo out of him once, this might be enough to push him over the edge into murdering him instead

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:43

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

lonesomedwarf posted:

dad...!

i love you son

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:43

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Windows 98 posted:

Make him fight Lowtax's wife now

Which one?

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:46

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

We should photoshop a bunch of fake posts with correct time stamps from the kickstarter thread then email them to Boll and blame his failure on Lowtax. He already beat the poo poo out of him once, this might be enough to push him over the edge into murdering him instead

Lowtax is already dead. Schmorky killed him and wears his face while posting under his name on twitter.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:50

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

MESSAGE TO UWE BOLL

i'm gonna kick your rear end lol

i'll kill you

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:53

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

literally never heard of rampage

# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:54

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

is that a framed picture of the asswhooping in the background

I want to believe.

Postal was funny. Rampage? had no giant monsters at all, 0/10 his worst videogame adaptation.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:05

Khorne: May 1, 2002

I don't get why people make fun of lowtax for the boxing thing. He was told it wouldn't be serious, he clowned around the whole time not even throwing a single punch, and he didn't run out of the ring.

The only way it could have been funnier if is he clowned around for a while then literally killed Uwe Boll.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:07

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Khorne posted:

I don't get why people make fun of lowtax for the boxing thing. He was told it wouldn't be serious, he clowned around the whole time not even throwing a single punch, and he didn't run out of the ring.

The only way it could have been funnier if is he clowned around for a while then literally killed Uwe Boll.

I don't think you know what funny is

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:38

Xenomrph: Dec 9, 2005; AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill

Pawn 17 posted:

Fun fact: Kano's backstory in the first Mortal Kombat was that he was Japanese-American, and then the developers retroactively made him Australian specifically because of that guy's performance in the movie.

Xenomrph fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Jun 8, 2015

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:54

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

what is goin on in this guy's head?

Why on earth would he think we would want more of these?

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:56

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

His Auschwitz film is supposed to be good. I've heard. Also just realised Google has a rating for Auschwitz, including comments. jfc

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:56

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

highest rated movie 25%

*scoffs at hollywood*

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:57

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

Xenomrph posted:

Fun fact: Kano's backstory in the first Mortal Kombat was that he was Japanese-American, and then the developers retroactively made him Australian specifically because of that guy's performance in the movie.

Less fun Fact: That guy is dead.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:58

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Khorne posted:

I don't get why people make fun of lowtax for the boxing thing. He was told it wouldn't be serious, he clowned around the whole time not even throwing a single punch, and he didn't run out of the ring.

The only way it could have been funnier if is he clowned around for a while then literally killed Uwe Boll.

I like to think I am laughing with him, not at him.

It's a really fuckin' funny thing that happened and he is a comedian and he straight up volunteered to have it happen.

He just up and got wrecked by a crazy person.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 06:58

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

quote:

Yeah, I mean... I personally think POSTAL is the best video-game based movie ever made. BUT I also acknowledge that HOUSE OF THE DEAD or ALONE IN THE DARK were not good movies. I created a lot of people from the industry that hated me, but I think also I got too harsh-judged, because I made the MOST video game based movies. And I think there were a lot of people that did also VERY bad video-game based movies, but they never got the bad wave of hate. What I got. Because I did so many of them.
And they saw me more. And also I'm outspoken. So I'm not like, I don't think about political correctness? I just say what I think, and that a lot of times, turned into my disadvantage. But on the other hand, I'm not like just digging around. If I feel something is right, I just say how I feel.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 07:01

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I like to think I am laughing with him, not at him.

It's a really fuckin' funny thing that happened and he is a comedian and he straight up volunteered to have it happen.

He just up and got wrecked by a crazy person.

yeah Uwe came out of that looking like a massive loving wanker because Lowtax went into it as a bit of a funny comedy performance and Uwe took it dead serious and imo made a loving tool of himself by beating on some dude who was trying to have a laugh

# ? Jun 8, 2015 07:09

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

ROFLburger posted:

what is goin on in this guy's head?

Why on earth would he think we would want more of these?

Jason Statham looks disappointed to be in that movie.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 07:13

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

didn't he make some movie where the main character is a fat girl who farts

# ? Jun 8, 2015 07:18

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

at the rate he's going, if he turns out to be a misunderstood genius it'll be a thousand years before anyone realizes

# ? Jun 8, 2015 07:19

Mr. Hand: Apr 28, 2015; by Cowcaster

Maldoror posted:

didn't he make some movie where the main character is a fat girl who farts

Did he?

Do share.

It's so hard to keep up with pop culture these days.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 07:19

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

also, i've enjoyed reading about him all this time but seeing him actually throw a fit on camera is a bit sad. i'd thought he wasn't self aware enough to ever be upset at anything.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 07:20