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Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011
We need your contributions to keep GBS cutting edge. If you're only going to lurk then Reddit is winning.

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Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011
Lurkers you suck

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

posting an example of a post a lurker could make

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Long time lurk...

Yeah, like OP says, lurkers need to start contributing. There's 400-700 people browsing GBS at any given time, and like 20 people posting (we could likely name each other off tbqh).

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
lurkers: get out

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





lurkers you should post more. GBS is all about posting not thinking so post post post :justpost:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
LMAO 639 people browsing GBS

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax
hi long time lurker, first time poster

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Cowman posted:

lurkers you should post more. GBS is all about posting not thinking so post post post :justpost:

:agreed:

I see u lurkers contemplating posting :heysexy:

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

639 browsing 590 of which are government agents. Just posting to say I'm not with the government.

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

Kuato posted:

Long time lurk...

Yeah, like OP says, lurkers need to start contributing. There's 400-700 people browsing GBS at any given time, and like 20 people posting (we could likely name each other off tbqh).

And all of them pony lovers.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Geek USSR posted:

We need your contributions to keep GBS cutting edge. If you're only going to lurk then Reddit is winning.

Reddit won years ago.

But life isn't like a story. Things just keep going. The war is lost, the dream is dead, the empire is in ruins, but people still come in and post a day at a time.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
im a mods hard on,

ill play

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

SpeedGem posted:

im a mods hard on,

ill play

lurk more

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

lawfare posted:

hi long time lurker, first time poster

Welcome!

See lurkers, nothing happened. None of us are that funny (occasionally luck out with a funny joke once in a blue moon), so there's no reason you all shouldn't ascend from lurker to regular poo poo poster.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Muerte posted:

639 browsing 590 of which are government agents. Just posting to say I'm not with the government.

I am.

But I only deal with UFOs and extraterrestrials. This forum's still on our watch list because of that time an alien posted. Also that one whistleblower MIB. What a headache that guy was, let me tell you.

Lord Doom
Jul 17, 2008
death to america

Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011

Lord Doom posted:

death to america

I see you have been lurking since lf

Doctor Medic
Apr 15, 2013

Going to space today!
Posting makes me feel complete, I never knew! Thanks, GBS!

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
If I see a lurker I'll probably kick his butt!!!

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

Doctor Medic posted:

Posting makes me feel complete, I never knew! Thanks, GBS!

*Takes off shirt.*

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUsRLF8fFJA

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Doctor Medic posted:

Posting makes me feel complete, I never knew! Thanks, GBS!

Doctor Wookie was a GBS superstar briefly, pretty sure we found his natural successor. Welcome aboard Doctor Medic!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Pulp Can Move posted:

*Takes off shirt.*

This is getting too hot and heavy. Dial it back. Lurkers spooky easy.

Ultramega
Jul 9, 2004

when you guys are funny you really knock it out of the park tbh like that one dude sorry i can't remember your name but you made that really funny joke about the guy suiciding himself in a building after going on a tirade about social justice

the joke was basically "i guess you can say he...triggered himself" i was at work lolling randomly about it and all the normies looked at me funny
actually that didn't happen i did it when nobody was around

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Ultramega posted:

when you guys are funny you really knock it out of the park tbh like that one dude sorry i can't remember your name but you made that really funny joke about the guy suiciding himself in a building after going on a tirade about social justice

the joke was basically "i guess you can say he...triggered himself" i was at work lolling randomly about it and all the normies looked at me funny
actually that didn't happen i did it when nobody was around

Well when you say it like that it sounds mean + hosed up.

But yes I remember that it was a funny post.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

This is getting too hot and heavy. Dial it back. Lurkers spooky easy.

They should be spooked, 'cause I'm gonna pound some lurker nerds!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Posting isn't cool.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

8 a pot brownie, 2 afraid 2 post

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Saalkin posted:

Posting isn't cool.

don't listen to boobs, posting is really cool and fun and lurkers should do it

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Tra-la-la. I'm just sitting here thing about how I like my coffee like I like ...something, something I can't remember.

Oh if only a big strong lurker would come by and help me out...

wormsauce
Oct 30, 2005

I see that big ole dick you got
gently caress you

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

lurkers, i used to be like you. but then gbs changed and i realized no one gives a poo poo anymore.

just say whatever garbage comes into your head. you'll feel better for having said it and then you can get on with your day.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i used to not post because of how bad i was at it but now youre supposed to do that

Ultramega
Jul 9, 2004

hes right
the bar of entry for gbs posting has probably never been lower. get in here.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Lurkers I wanna be your friend :palmon:

Hot Bobby
Jun 5, 2015

by zen death robot
Are you sure? That sounds like a bad idea.

Stool Sample
Nov 8, 2006

EVERYONE Poops!?

Lipstick Apathy
But us lurkers are unfunny and have nothing to contribute. Is making GBS threads up perfectly good threads really worth internet superstardom?

Ultramega
Jul 9, 2004

in an emoticon,
:justpost:

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Stool Sample posted:

But us lurkers are unfunny and have nothing to contribute. Is making GBS threads up perfectly good threads really worth internet superstardom?

we all have to sell out sometime. you can't make a living with good posting.

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