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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Edgar posted:

should I get it for my computing machine or my psFOUR

I have both. unsurprisingly, the PC version visuals are incredibly nice, while the ps4 can chug down to the teens in FPS while looking shittier in every respect. and god help you if you die, get ready for a 3 minute loading screen on ps4. but you need at least a 970 or equivalent (for 1080p) to really go for the PC version imo so that'd be the deciding factor for you in my opinion. and the ps4 version still looks nice, its just clearly pushing every limit in the ps4 on what are essentially low settings.

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Moridin920 posted:

realtalk the witcher 3 is good as gently caress

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

should I get it for my computing machine or my psFOUR

once I rebound dodge to space bar and roll to something else and got used to the way combat works my mouse and keyboard is fine but it seems like it'd be a lot better on a controller.

I think Witcher games have mods usually but they're never anything major (change Geralt's hair color is like the most intensive one) so I'd probably pick it up for PS4 just so you don't have to deal with your PC maybe not being able to run it or whatever.

I almost never pay $60 for games anymore but there's easily 60+ hours worth of poo poo to do so it's worth it I think. I haven't been stoked to play a game in a really long time. I pulled an all nighter the other day because I had no work the next day and I kept going 'alright I'll just finish this one quest' and before I knew it the sun was coming up. Last time that happened to me I was in college.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Seriously, Mods, bring back YCS. Just because a vocal minority couldn't stop saying "friend of the family" and Lowtax got butthurt about it doesn't mean it still wasn't a million times better than the sperging-out autistic snoozefest that is the Games forum.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Volume posted:

Normal person: I put a lot of effort into becoming healthier and now I'm competing in a triathlon. I'm so proud of my self.

LOL, normal people don't do triathlons either.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

games is a good resource to have for when you're like "poo poo why does this iguana tit mod make my mouse stop working" but lol at games "regulars"

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i cant play games like witcher because if someone saw me watching video game porn scene they woudl be mad and i would be very embarassed and would be forced to pee my pants

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Haier posted:

Seriously, Mods, bring back YCS. Just because a vocal minority couldn't stop saying "friend of the family" and Lowtax got butthurt about it doesn't mean it still wasn't a million times better than the sperging-out autistic snoozefest that is the Games forum.

idk if the average postings of gamer nerds everywhere else is any indication whatsoever I don't want those assholes feeling welcome at SA

tomstuart posted:

i cant play games like witcher because if someone saw me watching video game porn scene they woudl be mad and i would be very embarassed and would be forced to pee my pants


in 3 every single sex scene is optional (so far anyway), there aren't that many (as compared to 1 + 2), and they are short. There's boobs and a butt that you'll see at some point but it's for like, moments.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
impzone aka ycs 2.0 with a slightly different crew has been around for a year

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Trigger warning: Video Games

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
if it doesn't involve a vhs then how is it a video game

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

corn in the bible posted:

if it doesn't involve a vhs then how is it a video game

whoa

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

corn in the bible posted:

if it doesn't involve a vhs then how is it a video game

what the heck...?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
BLAST PROCESSING




























this thread to the gas chamber

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Moridin920 posted:

idk if the average postings of gamer nerds everywhere else is any indication whatsoever I don't want those assholes feeling welcome at SA

They are welcome at SA. In fact, they have three forums all to themselves.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
is bloodborne going to be on the pc anytime in the tangible future

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

The Kraken posted:

is bloodborne going to be on the pc anytime in the tangible future

not likely

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
a nice rousing game of gone birding, the vhs birdwatching board game that's fun for the whole family.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

the other day I tried the ffxv demo at a friend's place, that poo poo is incredible

hope they announce it for PC soon so I don't do something dumb like buy a ps4 for one game that will likely be mediocre as hell

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Ryoshi posted:

the other day I tried the ffxv demo at a friend's place, that poo poo is incredible

hope they announce it for PC soon so I don't do something dumb like buy a ps4 for one game that will likely be mediocre as hell

after you beat final fantasy you could also buy other mediocre games

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I have both. unsurprisingly, the PC version visuals are incredibly nice, while the ps4 can chug down to the teens in FPS while looking shittier in every respect. and god help you if you die, get ready for a 3 minute loading screen on ps4. but you need at least a 970 or equivalent (for 1080p) to really go for the PC version imo so that'd be the deciding factor for you in my opinion. and the ps4 version still looks nice, its just clearly pushing every limit in the ps4 on what are essentially low settings.

oh and also witcher 3 is like $30 for PC and has been since the launch date due to people selling their nvidia codes so theres that too

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
a good game: Necrodancer

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Parallax Scroll posted:

after you beat final fantasy you could also buy other mediocre games

ya but most of the other mediocre games I can play on my pc

hell until a few months ago I could play them on a PS3 too

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

oh and also witcher 3 is like $30 for PC and has been since the launch date due to people selling their nvidia codes so theres that too

best thing abt w3 imho is that because of the way the economy works people apparently pay like a years wages for a shittyass nerd card game card

worst thing about w3 is how bad innkeepers cheat at the drat card game

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tallgeese posted:

They are welcome at SA. In fact, they have three forums all to themselves.

The ones that gnash their teeth with rage when they see things like "Mortal Kombat women in the new game have more realistic proportions"?

Because those ones are some hypernerds who deserve some swirlies imo.

like look at this silly fucker right here careposting on gamespot:

xentros posted:

I'm not totally into the series but would have bought due to the hype if not for this *&^%$% right here.

The feminists will still complain and bash it - they got everything they could have ever asked for in female bodies, sexuality and power in Bloodborne, but instead of a thank you, they complain it's too violent!


Here's the problem - most of these feminists don't even play games. And they certainly don't want to make one - they just want other big strong, hard working men to bow down to their demands and save women from the evils of patriarchy and male sexuality. Talk about ironically playing right into the weak women seeking out a strong man to save them trope.


They're just sideline spectators pushing their tastes and preferences on us, but they use the morally superior platform of feminism and victimization to ensure they get their way. I know the studios want to get more girls to play games, for profit that makes sense... but they're doing it wrong by listening to feminists instead of female gamers.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Ryoshi posted:

best thing abt w3 imho is that because of the way the economy works people apparently pay like a years wages for a shittyass nerd card game card

worst thing about w3 is how bad innkeepers cheat at the drat card game

if $330 is a years wage then you should probably stick to consoles lol

I spent over $5000 on GPU's last year




but I sold them for more :smug:

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
played sniper elite iii on the ps4 last night while i was smoked out

poo poo was on

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
(insistently)

video games.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
post here if you want to be teleported inside the videogames

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Putty posted:

post here if you want to be teleported inside the videogames

i want to be sucked into the black void that exists inside a computer monitor when the computer is turned off

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

if $330 is a years wage then you should probably stick to consoles lol

I spent over $5000 on GPU's last year




but I sold them for more :smug:

bitch please im talking about gwent

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

like did you just scan the word "card" and then lose all oxygen to your brain for ten minutes or what

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
BARF! *drops money*

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Ryoshi posted:

bitch please im talking about gwent

lol CARE FOR A GAME OF GWENT?

no. i would not. im not playing some made up card game, in a game, that hasnothing to do with the game.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Putty posted:

post here if you want to be teleported inside the videogames

are you asking or are you really going to teleport me into the video games?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i have the power, to transport a person into videogames

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Putty posted:

i have the power, to transport a person into videogames

I want to be the very best like no one ever was.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I want to be the very best like no one ever was.

pokemon would actually be a good choice to get teleported into since you can never die in it, imagine if you got teleported into dark souls and as your flabby nerd body struggled to not get crushed under the weight of your own armor xXx_420_Goku_xXx warps in and stabs you in the face

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Putty posted:

i have the power, to transport a person into videogames

please dont put me in the video game

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Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
You just come back at the bonfire anyways who cares?

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