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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Joey Votto is 3 for 3 so far and they're all dingers.

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BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
gently caress the DH, god bless

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Abner Assington posted:

Joey Votto is 3 for 3 so far and they're all dingers.

And all three would have been rally killers had it not been for team-player Todd Frazier

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

New Concept Hole posted:

And all three would have been rally killers had it not been for team-player Todd Frazier
That's Todd "the lone Reds All-Star" Frazier.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

BearDrivingTruck posted:

gently caress the DH, god bless

Designated runners please.

Jagfire
Aug 16, 2003

Boing!
Way to go, Ian Desmond

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Well that was an unusual force out

Ambassador of Funk fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jun 10, 2015

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

that's OK Heston, gently caress running the bases anyway. just go get about 6 more outs.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


EDWIN!!!!!!!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nice base running, Heston :downs:

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
Like I said, WELCOME BACK EDWIN

Jays win bottom of the ninth 4-3, Edwin 2 run walk off

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Hagadone's got lots of balls. . .

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


welp, that's marlins baseball.

live by the dinger, die by the dinger

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Goddamnit twins

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Ugh losing a series to the Brewers, I hate trap series :cripes:

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

what if A-rod hits a walk off for HR 666 on 6/9?

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
74 MPH at the belt and taken for a strike. Heston is channeling Yusmeiro Petit.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

will_colorado posted:

what if A-rod hits a walk off for HR 666 on 6/9?

Then something will have gone terribly wrong for Betances/Miller.

I still want Lindgren to face Harper. BATTLE OF THE CHILDREN.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Indian pen getting scalped melting down.

Look at me. Look at how wrong and dumb I am.

BallerBallerDillz fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jun 10, 2015

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
You're a lovely man Brandon Crawford.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Take your no hitter and shove it up your rear end :(

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

New Concept Hole posted:

Designated runners please.

Terrance Gore instantly goes from a joke to a pretty valuable player.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
wish they would have fired Collins and Alderson at 2 AM Sunday night. Hate those guys.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

davecrazy posted:

Take your no hitter and shove it up your rear end :(

Have you tried laying down a :bunt:

Grittybeard posted:

Terrance Gore instantly goes from a joke to a pretty valuable player.

My favorite thing about Gore is how he holds batting gloves in his hands while he's running.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Even our middle infielders are slow as poo poo. Bunting won't help.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Apparently the Giants had DFA'd Heston at one point to make room for a player

Jeff Francoeur

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Twins can play a little outfield D too I guess.

Haha, May is pumped.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Stop hitting people Heston.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Heston adding injury to insult

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Heston intentionally puts runner on via HBP just to piss on the ashes.

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Three HBP, our best offensive weapon

Edit: That seemed like a pretty generous strike three call

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the pitcher's spot and grandy are next

i like these odds

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
This is hilarious.

Vertical Lime posted:

the pitcher's spot and grandy are next

i like these odds

Pinch hit Colon.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
what is a chris heston

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

hmmm. the hp ump wants to be part of history maybe?

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
3 hbp in a bid, dude is going full doc ellis

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


what the heck, that wasn't even close

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

Poonerman posted:

what is a chris heston

2016 WS MVP

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

OrangeKing posted:

Three HBP, our best offensive weapon

Edit: That seemed like a pretty generous strike three call

Ump wants to see a no-hitter.

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

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