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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

GentlemanBrofro posted:

Yep Kevin Owens definitely didn't win any matches in the past decade. Let us negate the fact you called him a novice and then he called you out.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

i hate john cena

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Can Owens powerbomb Chrisley?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

i hate john cena

Let's go Cena's commentary

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Shima Honnou posted:

I just realized I don't even think Byron is talking lol

Byron is not allowed to talk to John Cena. It's in his contract.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Byron's still scared I think

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

checksin posted:

that throw over the ropes owned

Had a satisfying splat sound when neville hit the floor.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
There is out there right now some person who not only watches that Chrisley knows best show but is in fact a super fan who talks about the show all the time and quotes things that are said on it. This person exists, and I'm not sure how to deal with it.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I missed a couple Raws after Lesnar killed Cole, did he just reappear or something

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Can Owens powerbomb Chrisley?

Hopefully we'll find out next time they go to georgia.

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

eljackass posted:

Byron's still scared I think

Last time Byron was called in the top heel killed all his friends. We can only hope Owen pop-up powerbombs Cole.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Fibby Boy posted:

Had a satisfying splat sound when neville hit the floor.

this is one of my favourite things about bo dallas
the sheer amount of water he drenches himself with makes for some great foley

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Popo posted:

Hopefully we'll find out next time they go to georgia.

Theyre coming to Atlanta in the next couple weeks , im probably gonna go

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Will Cesaro get to wrestle while Tyson is hurt?

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Thaaat was sick

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Theyre coming to Atlanta in the next couple weeks , im probably gonna go

Finally, a return to Hotlanta.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I hope every wrestler starts doing you can't see me hand waves.
Just kill it already.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Dr.Tree posted:

Last time Byron was called in the top heel killed all his friends. We can only hope Owen pop-up powerbombs Cole.

But hurting Cole instantly confers upon you the status of #1 super face to the crowd, and I think they want him as a heel.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Is this the first time Cena's been on commentary? This seems odd.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

:laffo:

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Hahahahha that botch.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
That was not a good position.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
Too bad that didn't connect.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Pariah Rex posted:

There is out there right now some person who not only watches that Chrisley knows best show but is in fact a super fan who talks about the show all the time and quotes things that are said on it. This person exists, and I'm not sure how to deal with it.

This person is Chrisley

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
What have I missed so far?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Eeek, barely in position there.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The man gravity remembered

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
kevin owens has only had one match in his entire career

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

What have I missed so far?

you want some COME GET SOME

GentlemanBrofro
Mar 9, 2011

by Lowtax
I'm pretty sure this one match is going to trump the entire card this night. It's pretty fantastic so far.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
That's a p cool move.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



:stare:

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Fire Byron, replace with Cena.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Christ

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Thanks local ad for hyping Seth/Roman for the title in two weeks.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Corporate Kane posted:

kevin owens has only had one match in his entire career

Yeah but it was also the most important win he'll have in his entire career.

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Holy poo poo

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Cena putting everyone over. Thank you Cena

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
HE DID THE MOVE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

What have I missed so far?

Cena wanted to do an Open US Challenge, Owens came out and said everybody was sick of him after 10 years and said they should have an Open NXT Challenge instead. Cena immediately accepted, Owens said he couldn't because they were already booked in a match next week. Cena cut a promo about Owens being a coward, Owens replied,"Yeah I'm just gonna ignore everything you just said," and said they would BOTH issue a challenge and the first wrestler out could choose what belt they wanted to fight for. Neville came out, said he'd like a shot at Cena's US Title again someday, but for now he wanted a go at the NXT title.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Goddamn

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