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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I'm feeling really bitter now because I just had to sit at a Mexican restaurant eating nothing with my family and now I have to wait longer so I can just cook up a hamburger on the stove. Hopefully this Raw will improve my mood.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
"Fact of the matter" Does HHH write Neville's promos?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Digital Jedi posted:

Holy poo poo he has huge ears.
That's how he flies and defies gravity

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
:lol: how did they cook those numbers?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Lol is slater gonna beat Seth before a ppv again
Or even more funny Zack Ryder

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Corporate Kane posted:

who writes this bullshit
An old white man

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

If there were some way for Roman Reigns to go over Christ they'd do it
They've been making all the right moves since the crowds like him now

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Ahahaah that Barbosal Can Jurassic World ad is great

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Corporate Kane posted:

they never did anything with that stupid barbasol can

why have that lingering shot of it, why
Symbolic of Nedry's plan going to poo poo

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Is there any competently wrestled match more hated than Orton vs Sheamus?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Corporate Kane posted:

they're both so dull
Its not that, but together their matches are sound, but they wrestle the exact same way so it ends up being boring, hey I figured it out!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Man just 3 more days until that Pittsburgh NXT show and its going to own much better than this awful match with an awful DQ finish

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

The Landstander posted:

I have no idea what I'm talking about so I'm probably wrong but:

Sheamus and Orton both have a very serviceable style and their main strength is their flexibility to adopt to a wide variety of opponents/styles and put on good matches. But because of this, when you put them against each other, you end up with a fully competent match but one which feels oddly uninspired and by-the-numbers.

edit: Orton waking the crowd up a bit
Mirror matches only work with high flyers because they can do cool high flying counter spots

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I really want J&J to go over Seth

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Ahahaha Rusev growing a gigantic neckbeard, now that is some method acting

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Rowan and Harper doing a much better crazy hillbilly promo than Bray

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Where the gently caress is Jeff Goldblum in any of these ads?
Well you see ummmm ahh life... finds uh ah a way and must go faster and... checkmate

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Aahahah jobbing to the Superman punch

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

nooneofconsequence posted:

If Owens loses it will be the biggest bullshit ever
I'm thinking its going to end in a DQ/no contest/or CENAWINSLOL

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jiro posted:

Who the gently caress is Machine Gun Kelly? He looks like the Midwest's answer to Justin Bieber.
He looks like someone noted Kid Rock fan Vince McMahon would want to book

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
The way the commentary is talking about Seth you can really tell this is Vince's commentary on "Entitled Millenials"

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I can't like this because it makes Seth look weak even though he was clearly going to win with a pedigree but got distracted by Ambrose; also I have no sense of fun and wrestling should always be treated seriously.

No but really that was fun and I enjoyed that last 30 minutes of Raw along with the first 45 minutes.

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