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John

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Face that runs this place.

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John Cena comes out and says he's the best and that him winning is a foregone conclusion and he runs this place.

"Here comes Kevin Owens and he is arrogant!"

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Why is Cena not knocked out?

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OH MY YES

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StarkRavingMad posted:

the new sensation, the crotch that gravity forgot

Let's talk about crotch sensations.

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RacistGuidingLight posted:

I'm doing good! For everyone who is also doing good I am glad of it and for anyone that isn't, I hope it gets better.

I want this match to be over so I can play Beard Growing Simulator.

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Erebus posted:

Cena loses all inflection when he gets on commentary.

When I was a kid I would go to church because I was a good person and the preacher would always talk just like Cena. It's all I can think about.

I lose sleep at night.

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FLIGHT OWENS FLIGHT

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Most influential brand.

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Unrelated at this point but I haven't seen Fandango in like four months

We should print up some signs and staple them to telephone poles.

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Whoa what's up with people not knowing how cool Fandango is?

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DEAR WWE PLEASE TOUGH ENOUGH WRESTLE GRANDMA

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Did Byron just forget what to say after "Little Caesar's Pizza"?

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Jurassic World opens 22 years and 1 day after Jurassic Park that's kind of cool and early reviews say it's good :unsmith:

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IT'S DEAN AMBROSE HAHA BUT HE HAS THE PINK SAXOPHONE!

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Dr. rear end posted:

Literally what is Todd Chrisley famous for

Being an effeminate southern gentlemen. That's my fetish.

Lindsey Graham makes me so hot.

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Human Hardware Store

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:laffo: I love R-Truth so much.

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That was the best thing I've seen in WWE ever. Close the place down.

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Still laughing over R-Truth.

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Sionistic posted:

The new Mission Impossible is a bunch of people talking and Cruise hanging off a plane

Does he do that the whole movie? Is it, like, a two hour flight and he just hangs off the side while they film him?

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Also, as cool as R-Truth was, Kane's exasperated "YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE MATCH!" was awesome too. Kane makes such a good straight man.

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Kane and Truth tag team do it WWE.

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TARNATION

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Hell yes.

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JOEY CAN TALK?!

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I'm that Aryan strong man.

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I love Ryback's little giggle about beating people up.

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Miz getting rid of his capri pants is the worst.

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I'm not sure what I just saw. How did Big Show get up in the air?

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DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK

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HIRE ALLIGATOR STEVE

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Ted 2: Cruise Control

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I like how Seth MacFarlane makes a voice.

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Corporate Kane posted:

is ted a robot, or is he a magically animated stuffed animal, or what

He's a teddy bear who talks.

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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

He's a teddy bear who talks.

Sometimes he says a curse.

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MINISTER OF MASS

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