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I actually had a pretty good future in the army. Was part of a unit looking for WMD (of course, we never found any). But after the coalition invaded, my whole unit surrendered along with my C/O. Fuckin Saddam killed my entire family and my career was over. I registered on the goonforums and been shitpostin ever since...
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Jun 9, 2015 02:34
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Ok
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Jun 9, 2015 02:35
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yeah settle down sayid
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Jun 9, 2015 02:37
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Goddamn it I misspelled "Iraq." Saddam would've killed me for that back in the day.
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Jun 9, 2015 02:38
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war... war never changes
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Jun 9, 2015 02:39
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Didn't read, allahu Akbar.
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Jun 9, 2015 02:43
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permanent nerve damage from trying to gas kurds and you dont even get disability its just not right
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Jun 9, 2015 02:44
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haha, this just reminded me of this great joke where our soldiers are mostly massively depressed when they come home and very few get the help they need due to the stigma against mental help in our culture, hahahahaha
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Jun 9, 2015 02:44
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for real if you're a vet and you're feeling lovely, you have my sincere condolences, and if you need someone to talk to, http://www.veteranscrisisline.net/ this was a mega-gay and utterly sincere post by me please stay safe
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Jun 9, 2015 02:45
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*drops a coin in your cup but you realize it was actually just a pog*
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Jun 9, 2015 02:48
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gbs. gbs never changes.
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Jun 9, 2015 02:48
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cram me sideways posted:for real if you're a vet and you're feeling lovely, you have my sincere condolences, and if you need someone to talk to, http://www.veteranscrisisline.net/ counterpoint: you have no job prospects, limited education, and your wife is leaving you and taking the kid you barely saw. she'll call some other man daddy. your best bet is to kill you're family and then you're self.
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Jun 9, 2015 02:53
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wow this thread got really depressing really fast. here is a cat being spooked by a hedgehog: 
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Jun 9, 2015 02:57
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Some boomers knew poo poo was hosed, but no one listened to them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsniZ1k36pk
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Jun 9, 2015 02:58
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not too many people realize that 10cc was a parody band so kudos last poster. KUDOS, I say.
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Jun 9, 2015 03:07
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Go back and look harder. Like looking for your car keys
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Jun 9, 2015 03:10
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hmmm yess using my free will i will make a positive career choice to join the military so i can fight for the ideals of a country run by a small number of capitalists who would rather strengthen some profit margins selling oil/weapons than help out its middle and lower class citizens who are shelling out $50k in medical bills for an accidental injury
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Jun 9, 2015 03:21
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struggling with spelling that's for sure
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Jun 9, 2015 03:23
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TEAYCHES posted:permanent nerve damage from trying to gas kurds and you dont even get disability Tell me about it. '93, right, I'm still a private. I hit a Kurd hospital with Sarin, must've gassed AT LEAST 75 immediately, not to mention the ones who died later. loving rear end in a top hat C/O comes over, bitching as usual. Tells me that cause they were all women and children, he's not filling out my kill quota for the day. Well gently caress that, I knew dude had family in Sadr City. I reported them all as shia insurgents, rear end in a top hat C/O is gone within the week. I didn't get my kills, but still, gently caress that dude.
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Jun 9, 2015 03:24
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Is he telling the truth!?!?!? press 1 for yes, press 2 for *toilet flushing*
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Jun 9, 2015 03:29
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:hmmm yess using my free will i will make a positive career choice to join the military so i can fight for the ideals of a country run by a small number of capitalists who would rather strengthen some profit margins selling oil/weapons than help out its middle and lower class citizens who are shelling out $50k in medical bills for an accidental injury My brother had some oil fields in Kuwait back in the '90s but they all got burned, figured I'd join the army so I could make some dough, and maybe Qusay wouldn't play soccer with my skull.
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Jun 9, 2015 03:30
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Your first mistake was joining the army.
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Jun 9, 2015 03:32
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Actually, correction. Your first mistake was being born, OP.
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Jun 9, 2015 03:32
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Windows 98 posted:Your first mistake was joining the army. Lol, republican guard had a joke for us like that- Aren't Really Mujahideen Yet. Did I mention that my uncle died on 9/11? Apparently some dickheads rolled into the cockpit and crashed his plane into southeast Pennsylvania. 
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Jun 9, 2015 03:51
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:hmmm yess using my free will i will make a positive career choice to join the military so i can fight for the ideals of a country run by a small number of capitalists who would rather strengthen some profit margins selling oil/weapons than help out its middle and lower class citizens who are shelling out $50k in medical bills for an accidental injury Lmao if u think free will is even a thing Double lmao if u think 18 y/os can make rational decisions
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Jun 9, 2015 03:59
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roymorrison posted:Lmao if u think free will is even a thing 18 yos are very rational, thats why they need to pay their student loans just like i did 40 years ago when college was $500 a semester
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Jun 9, 2015 04:01
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the way these retards say capitalist you'd think they've never been to a grocery place
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Jun 9, 2015 04:01
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:hmmm yess using my free will i will make a positive career choice to join the military so i can
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Jun 9, 2015 04:06
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I just saw a commercial about you OP Why are they making a movie about a dog with PTSD from a war?
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Jun 9, 2015 04:11
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1. Saddam did nothing wrong. 2. Dubya was a clueless patsy who did what he did under illuminati orders 3. Obama as the new leader of iraq is such a loving manlet pussy and isis lover that the iraqi army followed in his size 7 footsteps and rolled over/dropped millions of dollars of donated arms for isis like a bunch of scared piss-pants frenchmen. I fully expect this will be the last post you see from me (lol that = good human being-posts aside, realize that I'm bringing TRUTH to gbs. I'm kinda like Jesus [but not in a sacrilegious way])
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Jun 9, 2015 04:38
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:hmmm yess using my free will i will make a positive career choice to join the military so i can fight for the ideals of a country run by a small number of capitalists who would rather strengthen some profit margins selling oil/weapons than help out its middle and lower class citizens who are shelling out $50k in medical bills for an accidental injury hmm yes
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Jun 9, 2015 04:41
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VA hospitals resemble the opening to a video game zombie outbreak thing. Mold on the walls, no one really there, screaming throughout the halls. it's like a slice of hell.
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Jun 9, 2015 04:44
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can i have your autograph i like to get the autographs of total faggots
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Jun 9, 2015 04:45
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SpeedGem posted:VA hospitals resemble the opening to a video game zombie outbreak thing. Mold on the walls, no one really there, screaming throughout the halls. it's like a slice of hell. It's free though and you can get discounted cigarettes if you live on base. FYGM.
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Jun 9, 2015 04:47
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reminder that veterans are so hosed up in the head that lowtax had to make the GiP subforum to house them off in
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Jun 9, 2015 04:49
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ItBurns posted:It's free though and you can get discounted cigarettes if you live on base. FYGM. the US military is a socialist dream state. Business Gorillas posted:reminder that veterans are so hosed up in the head that lowtax had to make the GiP subforum to house them off in Even online it makes to quarantine them from the rest of the civilian population.
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Jun 9, 2015 04:49
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SpeedGem posted:VA hospitals resemble the opening to a video game zombie outbreak thing. Mold on the walls, no one really there, screaming throughout the halls. it's like a slice of hell. maybe in the south. elsewhere, they are just underfunded and crowded but not particularly horrific.
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Jun 9, 2015 04:49
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GiP is way funnier than GBS
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Jun 9, 2015 04:52
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a real jerk posted:GiP is way funnier than GBS people cheerfully talking about and often complaining about they horrific Kalfka-esque world they signed up for a multi-year sentence/
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Jun 9, 2015 04:54
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i'd care about veterans if we had a draft and most of them didn't willingly sign away some of their most formative years since they wanted to gently caress foreign women and kill as many muslims as possible
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