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Drunk? This dude gets high.
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Hot Wet Pizza Slut posted:Drunk? This dude gets high. DO NOT LET THE BETRAYER BETRAY YOU!! YOU MUST DO AS THE GODS COMMANDS IT!
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Jun 9, 2015 10:01
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FalloutGod posted:DO NOT LET THE BETRAYER BETRAY YOU!! YOU MUST DO AS THE GODS COMMANDS IT! poo poo, I'm sorry, son. I didn't catch what you said earlier. You know how it goes. So you said Kill your friend then kill your self. If you truly believe in ultrasim this is the only way. Right or wrong it doesn't matter. You must do as the elders have told. Kill Death Kill Death Kill Death Kill Death Kill Death Kill Death Kill. What's utrasim? Sounds interesting. Where do we go to get direct commands from the gods? Not to be rude but you're not one of them, right?
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Jun 9, 2015 10:06
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Sell it for $40
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Jun 9, 2015 11:40
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Take heroin, then agree.
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Jun 9, 2015 11:46
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Did anyone mention how funny it will be when the pee comes back positive for some horrible disease?
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Jun 9, 2015 11:47
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They make fake piss for things like this OP, are you that naive?
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Jun 9, 2015 12:55
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nothing wrong with two bro's sharing pee
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Jun 9, 2015 13:04
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Sappo569 posted:Did anyone mention how funny it will be when the pee comes back positive for some horrible disease? tennis elbow
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Jun 9, 2015 13:14
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you will not take my precious bodily fluids so i have the privilege of making you more money
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Jun 9, 2015 13:14
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Eat a few Poppy seed bagels a couple of hours before you pee.
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Jun 9, 2015 13:21
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Just buy some p-sure and give him that. That or just give him the drat piss, it's not like there are going to be piss cops coming for you if he gets caught.
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Jun 9, 2015 13:38
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Piss into the bulb of a comedy flower, then squirt him in the face for a classic prank.
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Jun 9, 2015 14:05
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Applewhite posted:Piss into the bulb of a comedy flower, then squirt him in the mouth for a classic prank. 
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Jun 9, 2015 14:09
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Have you thought about using dog urine?
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Jun 9, 2015 14:12
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Kill him and steal his pee see how he like it dumb bitch kill that ho.
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Jun 9, 2015 14:15
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Just pee in a cup and stop posting lovely threads about it. Your friend is counting on you and drug tests are a violation of personal privacy. You have the chance to gently caress over the system and help a friend. Quit acting like a dick about it.
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Jun 9, 2015 15:15
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But don't forget to do A LOT OF DRUGS beforehand.
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Jun 9, 2015 15:31
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if you arent going to pee for your friend youre a terrible person lol
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Jun 9, 2015 15:36
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lol if you have clean urine
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Jun 9, 2015 15:46
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i always just drink my urine so that my body can refilter it so that by the time I do need to go for a pee test, my pee has been filtered infinite times and will be clean
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Jun 9, 2015 16:01
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you need to have the worst diarrhea and then take the fluid water from that and put it in the cup instead of pee and then when they ask him about it hell just have to say "i missed and got the butt juice in tehre i guess"
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Jun 9, 2015 16:24
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Oberleutnant posted:For real tho this is the same sort of bullshit victorian moralising that said a man had to be "sober" and "of decent habits" before he could get a job (or even charity), and is classist aas gently caress. Sort youre poo poo out america yeah I too am eager to fly the airline whose pilots are high as balls
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Jun 9, 2015 16:25
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Shut the gently caress up human being
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Jun 9, 2015 16:34
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Pee into a travel shampoo bottle from a CVS, it is concealable and he can easily squeeze pee in his mouth on the go.
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Jun 9, 2015 16:36
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surely the idea that we want people to be focused and coherent as they go about jobs where they will be responsible for the lives and health of others is an elaborate victorian lizardman conspiracy and not common sense
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Jun 9, 2015 16:39
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:surely the idea that we want people to be focused and coherent as they go about jobs where they will be responsible for the lives and health of others is an elaborate victorian lizardman conspiracy and not common sense I told u to shut up
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Jun 9, 2015 16:43
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:yeah I too am eager to fly the airline whose pilots are high as balls spoiler: you've been operated on by a high surgeon
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Jun 9, 2015 16:47
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Fun fact: some cheap pregnancy tests show positive if a guy pees on them. Think of all the fun pranks you could play on friends and loved ones.
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Jun 9, 2015 16:48
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I dropped a wrench and it went through the grating floor and hit some dude and they made me peepee in a cup to ensure I wasn't high as gently caress. Good thing I switched to cocaine and meth instead of weed
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Jun 9, 2015 16:49
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The Fattest PI posted:I dropped a wrench and it went through the grating floor and hit some dude and they made me peepee in a cup to ensure I wasn't high as gently caress. the cool part about this some drugs wont show up in your piss if you had just taken them, and didnt have a history of taking them so this doesnt tell them if you're high at all
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Jun 9, 2015 16:56
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Piss on the floor and soak it up in a rag. Give your friend the piss-soaked rag.
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Jun 9, 2015 16:56
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Just give him your pee, it's not like you have any grand plans for it. Help out a friend, stupid. There is literally no risk to you, the only thing I'm wondering is why is your piss so clean do you not even smoke weed?
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Jun 9, 2015 16:58
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Whenever he asks for the cup tomorrow, be like, "I've got it right.......HERE!" then shove your dick through the bottom of the cup and pee in his mouth. Its what he wanted anyways, right?
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Jun 9, 2015 17:02
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:yeah I too am eager to fly the airline whose pilots are high as balls what do you think would happen?
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Jun 9, 2015 17:02
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Pee in his pocket.
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Jun 9, 2015 17:12
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Fill a syringe with your pee, then inject it directly into his bladder.
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Jun 9, 2015 17:13
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Pee in his butt
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Jun 9, 2015 17:31
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lol stop smoking weed when youre trying to find a "good" job
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Jun 9, 2015 17:50
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Twat McTwatterson posted:lol stop smoking weed when youre trying to find a "good" job lol the "good" jobs don't drug test, that is only for scrub-tier jobs like fast food.
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