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Mordacai
May 23, 2015

by Ralp
i found in my cupboard

i not a clue what this thing is.

it not a sex toy i tried in my rear end.

so i have no clue.






:confused::confused::confused:
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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
it's a common brushtail possum

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

those are bananas.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
also I'm the aluminum foil wrapped around those bananas

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
get a loving move on and eat those bananas already, jesus christ

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
it looks like thats a haunted house op

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
thats a water diviner

Mordacai
May 23, 2015

by Ralp

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

also I'm the aluminum foil wrapped around those bananas

i thought it was banana tree but it rip my bananas so i had to tinfoil them.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

it looks like thats a haunted house op

source: spirit rot in your bananas, a ghost tool in your cupboard

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mordacai posted:

i thought it was banana tree but it rip my bananas so i had to tinfoil them.

eat teh banasan, smashmordacai

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
toilet paper roll holder.

FYI it holds a roll of paper to wipe your butt

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
mods challenge the op to eat the bananas

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
It's a Hitleroscope. You use it to figure out the gain or loss of a Hitler's EMF

Mordacai
May 23, 2015

by Ralp

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

mods challenge the op to eat the bananas

i dont not eat bananas.

my mother like them though.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mordacai posted:

i dont not eat bananas.

my mother like them though.


ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

mods challenge the op to eat the bananas

Mordacai
May 23, 2015

by Ralp
i thing i figure it out.

it a cup holder.

genius.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
hey i have one of those

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

looks to be like some sort of anal dilatation device.

Mordacai
May 23, 2015

by Ralp

Poetic Justice posted:

hey i have one of those

is it cup holder???

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Mordacai posted:

is it cup holder???

do you like alcohol??

Mordacai
May 23, 2015

by Ralp

Poetic Justice posted:

do you like alcohol??

i not drink alcohol. i take meds and smoke weed.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
you probably have a beer bottle opener, martini strainer, ice cube claw, and wine bottle opener all without a home

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
thats obviously a shoelace rack, for displaying your exotic shoe laces

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
It's a paper towel holder you idiot. Roll goes on the bendy bit.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
It's punishment for living in Kansas or Oklahoma.

Mordacai
May 23, 2015

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

It's a paper towel holder you idiot. Roll goes on the bendy bit.

well what is hooked spikes for if it paper holder???

not make sense.

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)
it's a skymall product for displaying your best christmas ornaments after the season is over and you've put up the tree and it costs $75

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i've found something similar op, hopefully this helps

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

They don't have Quik Trip in Israel...

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Mordacai posted:



it not a sex toy i tried in my rear end.


.

you have to put it in ur urethra hth

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Mordacai posted:

i thing i figure it out.

it a cup holder.

genius.



a fruit rack?

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
Maybe it holds two wine bottles (horizontally) AND a paper towel roll! The utility of this object cannot be overestimated.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

so it's not a sex toy, just a sex toy holder

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
it's actually a tool used by ancient mayans where they would hang sliced jalapenos on to turn them into chipotles

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010


Disappointing.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
way to kill the thread with facts rear end in a top hat

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Sex toy rack?

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Stop putting poo poo on your Hitleroscope or you'll ever be able to calibrate it correctly again

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