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when i get a hot babe to hang out with and have sex i want to make sure she's down to do the "snowball" sex move. in my brainstorming sessions I'm worried she'll think it's gross or unsanitary. How do I seal the deal? Already eating lots of pineapple before someone calls me a scrub lol
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Jun 10, 2015 05:03
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Mix it up and try to reverse snowball with her Have her blow you then havr her shoot your load into your own face Then shake your face at her like a basset hound and see how much she can catch with her tongue Then have her spit on some Graham crackers. Add chocolate and marshmallows for taste. Cum smores for dessert
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Jun 10, 2015 05:08
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op your gay
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Jun 10, 2015 05:09
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im the guy furiously designing a sex doll with these capabilities
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Jun 10, 2015 05:10
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idk what that is, i'm saving myself for marriage myself, i do not want to have sex until i find that special someone. just ugh/lol if you have premarital sex.
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Jun 10, 2015 05:13
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The pineapple thing doesn't work, hth.
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Jun 10, 2015 05:13
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donkey salami posted:Mix it up and try to reverse snowball with her if i was on dragons den id fund thid
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Jun 10, 2015 05:14
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criscodisco posted:The pineapple thing doesn't work, hth. the pineapple thing doesn't make ur mouth all sore so u can get a richer taste endeavoru? dangit lied to by cosmo once again
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Jun 10, 2015 05:14
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If you come in her mouth every time she opens it, it'll probably happen eventually.
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Jun 10, 2015 05:14
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Start ejuclating into a secret cup each night before bed. The next morning before your girl wakes up dip her tooth brush into the cum you made the night before. Overtime she will get used to the taste and subconsciously associate it with the act of cleaning.
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Jun 10, 2015 05:17
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you could just pull out of her mouth, cum in your hand and lick it up
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Jun 10, 2015 05:19
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Start ejuclating into a secret cup each night before bed. The next morning before your girl wakes up dip her tooth brush into the cum you made the night before. Overtime she will get used to the taste and subconsciously associate it with the act of cleaning. i want nothing about this experience to be clean i want to drown in my own cum being spit at me by women i could not please is this normal? my body aches like an old sea cave gushing with cum and pineapple
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Jun 10, 2015 05:20
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Jun 10, 2015 05:21
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pay for it.
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Jun 10, 2015 05:22
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when i cum it comes out as a foam like some antibacterial hand soaps in pump contaiers
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Jun 10, 2015 05:22
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how do i get my girlfriend to cum fart my load into my mouth
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Jun 10, 2015 05:24
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Buy her that cookbook where the recipes have cum as an ingredient. Sure, it's taking the long route, but you'll still get it in the end.
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Jun 10, 2015 05:36
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Tashan Dorrsett posted:how do i get my girlfriend to cum fart my load into my mouth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPSzXjWKyY
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Jun 10, 2015 05:37
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very carefully
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Jun 10, 2015 05:37
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ask?
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Jun 10, 2015 06:10
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NecroMonster posted:ask? this fukken goon lmbo
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Jun 10, 2015 06:12
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lol if you arent eating rear end 
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Jun 10, 2015 06:12
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I was out drinking with some friends one time and one of them made a joke about cumswapping to his girlfriend and they acted like it was just a joke but I'm 95% certain it actually wasn't
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Jun 10, 2015 06:18
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push her down a hill that has snow on it you loving retard it isn't that hard
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Jun 10, 2015 06:40
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Pineapple is a blatant lie, heard and repeated by those who don't know any better. Peter North says wheat germ and that guy oughta fuckin' know.
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Jun 10, 2015 06:49
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If you want to taste cum why not just suck a cock?
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Jun 10, 2015 06:51
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Pivotal Lever posted:lol if you arent eating rear end
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Jun 10, 2015 08:20
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how do i get my girlfriend to, instead of having sex normally, do a perverted and revolting thing
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Jun 10, 2015 08:46
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jyrque posted:If you want to taste cum why not just suck a cock?
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Jun 10, 2015 08:48
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jyrque posted:If you want to taste cum why not just suck a cock?
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Jun 10, 2015 09:10
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Forgot to mention that we won't kiss ever because of my Jedi upbringing
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Jun 10, 2015 09:13
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Op have you considered attempting to communicate with your partner?
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Jun 10, 2015 10:41
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lmbo if you aren't eating booty
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Jun 10, 2015 10:53
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mdm posted:lmbo if you aren't eating booty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ-ioUcUL6k Tashan Dorrsett fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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Jun 10, 2015 11:09
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I'm not sure everyone posting here knows what snowballing is. I don't think OP even knows.
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Jun 10, 2015 12:17
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social vegan posted:when i cum it comes out as a foam like some antibacterial hand soaps in pump contaiers
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Jun 10, 2015 12:17
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Verily I Shat posted:I'm not sure everyone posting here knows what snowballing is. Hes eating pineapple so his cum tastes good. Hes pro
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Jun 10, 2015 12:18
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Gross
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Jun 10, 2015 12:31
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roikun777 posted:Gross Its great for ur skin tho, don't you read cosmo
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