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RideTheSpiral posted:There is a scene where they discover the ruin of the original Jurassic park and the 15 year old kid re builds a jeep in 10 mins and they drive off If they don't have the kid programming a new visual UI using an open-source Linux file from a dirt bivouac while the iRex hunts him I refuse to see this movie 
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The T Rex, Raptor, and Moses Saurus team up to kill the Raptor/Rex hybrid and then the raptor and the rex do a dino fist bump and Opie Jr. and Starlord kiss under the dinos.
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Jun 12, 2015 16:18
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This movie was somewhat decent and dumb all the way through peppered with a few really dumb moments. But in the last 15 mins or so the stupidity just blew the scale and the movie kind of turned into a schlock masterpiece. That loving scene with chris pratt talking the raptors down from helping evil raptor rex. My god.
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Jun 12, 2015 19:29
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drat now I have to watch this movie. I hate you all.
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Jun 12, 2015 20:13
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how smart is the t-rex raptor, is it smarter than me?
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Jun 12, 2015 20:21
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Man is the real dinosaur
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Jun 12, 2015 20:24
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the bad guy in this movie that wasnt the evil raptor t-rex kind of looked like an evil kevin james.
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Jun 12, 2015 20:25
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Randarkman posted:the bad guy in this movie that wasnt the evil raptor t-rex kind of looked like an evil kevin james. That's Vince Donofrio, professional beach ball on stilts.
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Jun 12, 2015 21:27
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Right before the movie ends the camera slowly zooms in on the I-Rex and her eye opens. THE END?
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Jun 12, 2015 21:31
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Why isn't national treasure being expanded? That's the series that really needs to continue. Not Jurassic Park. I need me some more Nick Cage solvin mysteries.
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Jun 12, 2015 21:35
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the original jurassic park was only good whenever those kids were being menaced by dinosaurs and at no other times was it interesting at all bad franchise
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Jun 12, 2015 21:57
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It's the second best Jurassic Park movie which means it is somewhere between the 2nd and 98th percentile of movies. That's something.
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Jun 12, 2015 22:23
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Mad Max: Fury Road is the only movie you need to see this summer. Also dinosaurs have feathers now get with the loving program.
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snope kills pimplefuck
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Jun 13, 2015 03:32
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Bluemillion posted:Mad Max: Fury Road is the only movie you need to see this summer.
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limeincoke posted:Why isn't national treasure being expanded? That's the series that really needs to continue. Not Jurassic Park. I need me some more Nick Cage solvin mysteries. The real national treasure was Nic Cage's relationship with his dad. Also, all of the gold and poo poo.
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Jun 13, 2015 03:45
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They took the script for Deep Blue Sea and ctrl-H'd "dinosaur" for "shark"
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Jun 13, 2015 03:48
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Harald posted:The real national treasure was Nic Cage
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Jun 13, 2015 03:52
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Bluemillion posted:Mad Max: Fury Road is the only movie you need to see this summer.
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Jun 13, 2015 05:53
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Thats true. the movie was pretty poo poo outside of the 15 minutes of 100% pure distilled schlock (which was still bad, just so bad its good) e: saw mad max 3 times.
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Jun 13, 2015 05:55
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Bryce Dallas Howard is pretty hot in the movie
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Jun 13, 2015 06:44
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regular non-goon opinions: movie was awesome, exactly the right amount of ham for a movie in a universe where a company can convince people to travel to a park that had been the site of no less than three (3) major, MAJOR disasters with huge loss of life. some pacing issues, could have used a better act structure but overall B, B+
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Jun 13, 2015 07:34
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Serious question, should I take my wife to this movie on her birthday later Saturday? Also any jump scares?
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Jun 13, 2015 07:48
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God when the raptors find the I. Rex I was like Please don't talk to each other Please don't talk to each other Please don't - gently caress THEY'RE TALKING WITH EACH OTHER
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Jun 13, 2015 08:17
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Edgar posted:Serious question, should I take my wife to this movie on her birthday later Saturday? Also any jump scares? It was a really fun movie. One or two jump scares that aren't bad but at least one raptor jumpy part got my date pretty good. I liked it a lot. Probably more than Mad Max which surprised me. And it's about 10,000x better than Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Jun 13, 2015 09:34
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How do the dinosaurs get "loose" in this one?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:How do the dinosaurs get "loose" in this one? it uses its camouflage and super power of hiding from thermo imaging to hide and then fakes an escape so they think it ran away so they open the gate and it runs away
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Jun 13, 2015 09:59
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op im supposed to PAY MONEY to take my girlfriend to see this on sunday, what the gently caress should i do?
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Jun 13, 2015 10:01
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Nation posted:op im supposed to PAY MONEY to take my girlfriend to see this on sunday, what the gently caress should i do? See a lovely movie, enjoy the company of a woman.
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Jun 13, 2015 10:03
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Nation posted:op im supposed to PAY MONEY to take my girlfriend to see this on sunday, what the gently caress should i do? what is his name?
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Jun 13, 2015 10:03
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RideTheSpiral posted:what is his name? dad
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Jun 13, 2015 10:04
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RideTheSpiral posted:it uses its camouflage and super power of hiding from thermo imaging to hide and then fakes an escape so they think it ran away so they open the gate and it runs away Note, the camp comes up exactly one more time in the movie, then never again. The heating never comes up again iirc. Also they say the super rex has thermal sensing like a rattle snake, but it also never does that.
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Jun 13, 2015 10:06
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RideTheSpiral posted:it uses its camouflage and super power of hiding from thermo imaging to hide and then fakes an escape so they think it ran away so they open the gate and it runs away Holy poo poo this sounds hilariously bad.
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Jun 13, 2015 10:13
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TheMostFrench posted:Holy poo poo this sounds hilariously bad. at one point it runs out of a forest into a grass clearing and instantly turns from dark green to white as it is running terrifying stuff
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Jun 13, 2015 10:18
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Why did they open the gate when they entered the cage through some door?
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Jun 13, 2015 12:13
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They were presumably on the opposite side from the human size door. Don't know why you wouldn't put a human size door next to every giant size gate though.
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If you went to this movie thinking it was going to be anything but mindless CGI dinosaur stupidity - you weren't paying enough attention to the trailers. I went because my kids wanted to see it. They enjoyed it. I didn't mind it. The last 15 minutes were hilariously stupid.
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Jun 13, 2015 16:48
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I'm the 20000 people that just got chased around by birds for a minute
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Jun 13, 2015 16:51
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RideTheSpiral posted:it uses its camouflage and super power of hiding from thermo imaging to hide and then fakes an escape so they think it ran away so they open the gate and it runs away Alien 3 used the same plot device and was a masterpiece though
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:God when the raptors find the I. Rex I was like I'm 1/16th Raptor
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