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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02tc22cquote:Discussing women in science, he told a conference in South Korea: "Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticise them they cry.” Your human emotions are disruptive to the elegance of science.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:10 |
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Tim human being
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:11 |
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Tim oval office
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:15 |
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Reading two sentences was enough for me to figure out he was some stuffy british guy.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:17 |
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You're not a real scientist until you cum in your Asian grad student / intern while her glasses scrape against the inert black countertop with your thrusts.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:19 |
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How are your tears helping us to solve this equation Kelly? We're trying to measure how much radiation this new polymer will absorb not how many tears, Kelly.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:19 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:You're not a real scientist until you cum in your Asian grad student / intern while her glasses scrape against the inert black countertop with your thrusts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Annie_Le
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:20 |
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i fell in love with tim hunt
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:22 |
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nerdy dorklord falls in love with only woman that is willing to stay in the same room with him for more than five minutes and gets upset when she doesnt want to gently caress him
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:22 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:How are your tears helping us to solve this equation Kelly? We're trying to measure how much radiation this new polymer will absorb not how many tears, Kelly. Kelly your period blood has contaminated yet another sample.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:23 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i fell in love with tim hunt better than helen hunt that bitch craaazy make u cry
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:23 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:nerdy dorklord falls in love with only woman that is willing to stay in the same room with him for more than five minutes and gets upset when she doesnt want to gently caress him
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:24 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:You're not a real scientist until you cum in your Asian grad student / intern while her glasses scrape against the inert black countertop with your thrusts. this is completely my poo poo
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:24 |
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When ur butthole gets itchy n u scratch it
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:25 |
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by the way, he's crazy. you don't fall in love in the lab. you fall in love with anything that is not in the lab and doesn't remind you of being in the lab.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:26 |
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Too true. Too true.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:27 |
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That's a bullshit stance. To say you fall in love with women in your lab; workplace relations can happen and (very rarely) generate productive and stable marriages, but it sounds to me he is being a lazy recluse and not socializing with anyone else except those he works with. Happens a lot in science, but like anyone else who only dates from the office workpool, it shows the individual is lazy and deficient. Go outside. Or if you can't manage that, walk five feet to another lab in the building and date someone there. As for crying in the lab? I've never seen it. The women are professional enough to go loving hide and do it or go to a bar and get blasted; just like the guys do. Critical analysis of data is part of the job. Sobbing for sympathy means they are not being professional enough to do the job.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:28 |
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1. be born with bad genes 2. develop into a nerd because no one wants to hang out with you a. thus, you spend more time by yourself, alone. b. goto 2. 3. have difficulty with the fairer sex 4. have issues forever wrt gender
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:32 |
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seriously that man is ugly as sin
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:33 |
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Helical Nightmares posted:That's a bullshit stance. To say you fall in love with women in your lab; workplace relations can happen and (very rarely) generate productive and stable marriages, but it sounds to me he is being a lazy recluse and not socializing with anyone else except those he works with. Happens a lot in science, but like anyone else who only dates from the office workpool, it shows the individual is lazy and deficient. Go outside. Or if you can't manage that, walk five feet to another lab in the building and date someone there. Look guys I found the lab monkey who is never going to get his dick wet while grasping a pipetter in his dominant (left) hand and staring fixedly at spectrometer.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:34 |
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i made this a timg so you dont have ot be subjected to his foul countenance cut your nose hairs, jesus CHRIST
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:35 |
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Pick posted:by the way, he's crazy. you don't fall in love in the lab. you fall in love with anything that is not in the lab and doesn't remind you of being in the lab. Maybe noone in your lab runs marathons/ trains for triathelons on the reg. I've seen it happen multiple times and work in a handful of cases (marriages, stable for five years +). If Tim's point was that lab relationships can cause massive drama, yes they can; but he should have said that specifically. And most of the drama is because most everyone involved is some degree of socially retarded. Now men and women (grad students) running from the lab any chance they get for stress relief? Absolutely true.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:35 |
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this is true but he got the wrong gender imo.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:36 |
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*woman scientist turns around too fast and her boobs knock over an Erlenmeyer flask full of acid. It spills all over a stack of lab notes* *All the man scientists groan*
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:37 |
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epoch. posted:
lol Helical Nightmares posted:Maybe noone in your lab runs marathons/ trains for triathelons on the reg. I've seen it happen multiple times and work in a handful of cases (marriages, stable for five years +). Opposite of lol / please stop making bad posts
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:37 |
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My nose hair is a part of me. An integral part of me.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:37 |
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quote:people in the lab have fallen in love with me.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:37 |
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Jesus loving christ u loving blasphemer trim that god drat poo poo
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:39 |
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Kelly where are those test tubes I asked for? *Kelly bashfully removes them from her vagina* *man wags finger at her*
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:40 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Jesus loving christ u loving blasphemer trim that god drat poo poo trim all of that poo poo. the nose, the eye brows, the hair, gently caress
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:40 |
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lol if u trim your nosehair, bitches
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:41 |
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Applewhite posted:Kelly where are those test tubes I asked for? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upK3vFNOvEI
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:41 |
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Motherfucker ugly as hell, JEsus man, poo poo offends me
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:41 |
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*Woman scientist's press-on nail breaks off and fall into cyclotron* *the lab is destroyed*
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:43 |
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That nose hair is straight up offensive
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:45 |
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females are a menace in any work environment
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:45 |
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vyst posted:That nose hair is straight up offensive Yea man I can't abide by this poo poo incredibly bad form this dude got me extremmely upset
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:46 |
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epoch. posted:
how can he not notice that when he shaves his face
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 17:46 |
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*Entire experiment held up while woman scientist rummages around in her purse for lost control rod*
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