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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

just lol

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lol if you have to fly on a plane motherfucker

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I cried out, "heaven save me!" But im down to one last breath.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
If I was 6'2" I would be even more lanky

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Agreed, OP. Can't wait for the little bitch manlets to poo poo up this epic thread.

www
Aug 4, 2010

mods please ban acts of heightism

www
Aug 4, 2010

make gbs a safe space for us manlets

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
agreed op

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I am exactly that height op... creepy

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the perfect height is 5'9" imo, im 5'11"

if you are 5'9" everything in the world is designed for you

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

also the perfect penis size is 7" uncut

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

TEAYCHES posted:

the perfect height is 5'9" imo, im 5'11"

if you are 5'9" everything in the world is designed for you

I am the perfect height. God is good. #blessed

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
as a 6 foot 1 lady i 5 this thread

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I cried out, "heaven save me!" But im down to one last breath.

i'm six feet one from the edge and i'm thinking (op is a dweeb)

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'm 5'12

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


thats six feet, theres no such thing as 5'12"

haha i guess thats why they call you "Tonto" lmao loving RETARD

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ChairmanMeow posted:

as a 6 foot 1 lady i 5 this thread

:niggly:

www
Aug 4, 2010

ChairmanMeow posted:

as a 6 foot 1 lady i 5 this thread

hello u are my fetish

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


TEAYCHES posted:

thats six feet, theres no such thing as 5'12"

haha i guess thats why they call you "Tonto" lmao loving RETARD

Whoa such hostility. Don't be mad I'm slightly taller than you.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I think the only people who are concerned with height really have nothing else going for them.

The Last Gentleman
Jun 10, 2015

by Cowcaster
Being short sucks and no one talks about it. It's crazy how most women have no problem openly saying they would never date short men, and how unappealing we are in general. Can you imagine the faux outrage that would emerge if men went around screaming about how disgusting fat or dark skinned or tall women were?

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
lol @ this thread where we all use imperial. you guys are such backwards chumps.

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...

The Last Gentleman posted:

Can you imagine the faux outrage that would emerge if men went around screaming about how disgusting fat....women were?

doesn't everyone do this already???? lol

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
"i use feet and inches and circumcise my kids!!!" - you guys.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ape Fist posted:

lol @ this thread where we all use imperial. you guys are such backwards chumps.

kindly kill yourself with a 9mm then :911:

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
if we just straight up killed everybody above 5'11 we'd get most of the CEOs

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
and slendrman

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

kindly kill yourself with a 9mm then :911:

at least i know what that is

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I'm 5'10" but feel free to toss in an extra 8 inches for my dilz

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
also i have a full head of hair

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
what other body anxieties are there


um i don't have an unsightly mole

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx posted:

also i have a full head of hair

same, all my friends are balding and I'm like "owned suckers lol"

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
warren buffett has a net worth of 72.3 billion, cancer, and spends all his time working, sleeps in a like 2 bedroom home

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

lol if you have to fly on a plane motherfucker

first class yo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2VP0rqFjos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUmZfifHzBI

how i fly errday

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
i'm actually 6'10" if you counted the length of my extra bifibulated leg bones that drag behind me in the grass and dirt

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


ElectricSheep posted:

I'm 5'10" but feel free to toss in an extra 8 inches for my dilz

Is your dick on top of your head?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

TEAYCHES posted:

lol if you have to fly on a plane motherfucker

Over 6'3" here, with short as gently caress legs. I have 4-6 inches of room in front of my knees when I fly.
best of both worlds.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Drunk Nerds posted:

Over 6'3" here, with short as gently caress legs. I have 4-6 inches of room in front of my knees when I fly.
best of both worlds.

Johnny Longtorso over here :eyepop:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Drunk Nerds posted:

Over 6'3" here, with short as gently caress legs. I have 4-6 inches of room in front of my knees when I fly.
best of both worlds.

gross

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

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