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Ape Fist posted:I will likely be cucked in the future by a Swedish Muslim as is par for the course according to /pol/. good I'm glad of it
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Jun 11, 2015 01:55
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Being average height is pretty cool
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I've only had one girl tell me that she wouldn't date me because I'm shorter than 5' 10". I didn't even ask her out, it only came up because an older coworker commented that she and I would make a good couple. She had an obnoxious laugh and wrote amateur novels about druidic vampires so I think I won.
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:I've only had one girl tell me that she wouldn't date me because I'm shorter than 5' 10". I didn't even ask her out, it only came up because an older coworker commented that she and I would make a good couple. She had an obnoxious laugh and wrote amateur novels about druidic vampires so I think I won. The fact that this unremarkable anecdote has stayed with you is proof that this female has owned your mind.
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:The fact that this unremarkable anecdote has stayed with you is proof that this female has owned your mind. I feel like this would be an answer in a Q&A session headed up by a ReturnOfKings writer.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:05
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i'm 5'7 and I'll live longer than you cunts so whatever *drinks mountain dew and eats doritos*
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Jun 11, 2015 02:13
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:The fact that this unremarkable anecdote has stayed with you is proof that this female has owned your mind. eh, I only remember it whenever the "lol short people" thread comes around every month or two.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:13
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All cultures that still use rear end backwards medieval measurements based on the anal circumference of long dead kings should be destroyed.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:15
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FreudianSlippers posted:All cultures that still use rear end backwards medieval measurements based on the anal circumference of long dead kings should be destroyed. your mother
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Jun 11, 2015 02:16
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FreudianSlippers posted:All cultures that still use rear end backwards medieval measurements based on the anal circumference of long dead kings should be destroyed. what shithole do you live in
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Jun 11, 2015 02:17
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FreudianSlippers posted:All cultures that still use rear end backwards medieval measurements based on the anal circumference of long dead kings should be destroyed. as opposed to rear end backwards system of measurements dreamed up by enlightenment french turbospergs with no meaningful granularity to human scales
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Jun 11, 2015 02:17
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TEAYCHES posted:what shithole do you live in
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:as opposed to rear end backwards system of measurements dreamed up by enlightenment french turbospergs with no meaningful granularity to human scales basically this
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Jun 11, 2015 02:18
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yo metric cocksuckers, why aren't you on this yet? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time it's superior because base 10 
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Jun 11, 2015 02:18
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whens the last time you used a decameter eurofaggot
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TEAYCHES posted:whens the last time you used a decameter eurofaggot When I measured my dick.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:22
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Lincoln Chafee can suck my balls
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Jun 11, 2015 02:22
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"Our country is basically a flyover state and we have fruits and vegetables on our currency. Here's why you should use our measurement system." - eurogoons
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Wanna measure my wang in anal circumferences
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Jun 11, 2015 02:25
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Countries that use a bunch of random bullshit with no relation to anything that only makes sense to them because they've never been exposed to an actual system of measurement: Burma Liberia USA Countries that use the metric system: Afghanistan Albania Algeria Andorra Angola Antigua and Barbuda Argentina Armenia Australia Austria Azerbaijan Bahamas Bahrain Bangladesh Barbados Belarus Belgium Belize Benin Bhutan Bolivia Bosnia and Herzegovina Botswana Brazil Brunei Bulgaria Burkina Faso Burundi Cabo Verde Cambodia Cameroon Canada Central African Republic Chad Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Costa Rica Cote d'Ivoire Croatia Cuba Cyprus Czech Republic Denmark Djibouti Dominica Dominican Republic Ecuador Egypt El Salvador Equatorial Guinea Eritrea Estonia Ethiopia Fiji Finland France Gabon Gambia Georgia Germany Ghana Greece Grenada Guatemala Guinea Guinea-Bissau Guyana Haiti Honduras Hungary Iceland India Indonesia Iran Iraq Ireland Israel Italy Jamaica Japan Jordan Kazakhstan Kenya Kiribati Kosovo Kuwait Kyrgyzstan Laos Latvia Lebanon Lesotho Libya Liechtenstein Lithuania Luxembourg Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia Maldives Mali Malta Marshall Islands Mauritania Mauritius Mexico Micronesia Moldova Monaco Mongolia Montenegro Morocco Mozambique Namibia Nauru Nepal Netherlands New Zealand Nicaragua Niger Nigeria North Korea Norway Oman Pakistan Palau Palestine Panama Papua New Guinea Paraguay Peru Philippines Poland Portugal Qatar Romania Russia Rwanda St. Kitts and Nevis St. Lucia St. Vincent and The Grenadines San Marino Sao Tome and Principe Saudi Arabia Senegal Serbia Seychelles Sierra Leone Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Solomon Islands Somalia South Africa South Korea South Sudan Spain Sri Lanka Sudan Suriname Swaziland Sweden Switzerland Syria Taiwan Tajikistan Tanzania Thailand Timor-Leste Togo Tonga Trinidad and Tobago Tunisia Turkey Turkmenistan Tuvalu Uganda Ukraine United Arab Emirates UK (sort of but not really) Uruguay Uzbekistan Vanuatu Vatican City (Holy See) Venezuela Vietnam Yemen Zambia Zimbabwe
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good point op
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realpost: I am actually under six feet one and my metric system derail is nothing but a very sad attempt at compensating for my failure as a man. also im gay
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Jun 11, 2015 02:29
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yeah lets get on board with loving zimbabwe
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FreudianSlippers posted:Extremely cool countries:
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This heightism will not stand jk I'm not a manlet
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manlet and metric spergs: two terrible tastes that are even worse together
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Staying w the imperial measurement system is worth it just bc how much it trolls uberrational sperglords "but its based on 10!!!" yeah keep saying that, see if it'll stick Also
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Jun 11, 2015 02:32
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do people outside the US actually think americans are incapable of understanding the metric system cause any educated american has to learn both
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thathonkey posted:do people outside the US actually think americans are incapable of understanding the metric system cause any educated american has to learn both Bro they don't even teach kids cursive here anymore. Metric system is like loving voodoo to a whole generation of retards
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Jun 11, 2015 02:36
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I like tall people but lol if you're above five foot one
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tentative8e8op posted:I like tall people but change your username to "an irl hobbit" HD DAD posted:Bro they don't even teach kids cursive here anymore. Metric system is like loving voodoo to a whole generation of retards sorry you live in a shithole
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:sorry you live in a shithole Cursive is no longer a "common core standard" so this applies to all of the US. Fuking LOLLLLLL if you are not from the US though
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Don't get me wrong Europe is a shithole full of inbred hicks that all hate each other for some long forgotten esoteric reason and have somehow managed to convince themselves that Europe is the center of the world and not just a tiny lovely Asian peninsula. But at least Europeans can measure their penises more accurately than the people of Burma, Liberia and the USA. Also only like 400 million live in those countries, even Europe has almost twice that.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Don't get me wrong Europe is a shithole full of inbred hicks that all hate each other for some long forgotten esoteric reason and have somehow managed to convince themselves that Europe is the center of the world and not just a tiny lovely Asian peninsula. But at least Europeans can measure their penises more accurately than the people of Burma, Liberia and the USA. Also only like 400 million live in those countries, even Europe has almost twice that. I'll admit that having units of measurement for nigh-microscopic lengths is probably more important there
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TEAYCHES posted:thats six feet, theres no such thing as 5'12"
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I'll admit that having units of measurement for nigh-microscopic lengths is probably more important there 
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i am 6'3 which is wonderful but my penis is not very big which is not as cool. still better than being a short guy lmao
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