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you could get these cough gels called dex alones that are like twice the strength of a regular robo gelcap, they dont sell them anymore. would eat that poo poo and go gently caress about the town barely walking on two legs and driving in spaceships
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I smoked a joint with a line of coke in it after downing some mush. I lived in a suburb with a farm college in it which had a corn field. I remember running into the cornfield, sitting down, and seeing slotmachines spinning in the corn.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:11
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Less stories about taking drugs, more stories about doing cool pranks please. Any food fights? Any wedgies? Any hilarious vandalism? Please share
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Jun 11, 2015 03:21
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Less stories about taking drugs, more stories about doing cool pranks please. There was this old tower from like the 1800s that was built in my suburb (it was on the west tip of the island of Montreal, and had originally been a watch tower of some sort). It was all boarded up, but we managed to break in and climb to the top. We used to chill up there and drink beer and smoke weed.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:23
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i did coke in class once by sticking my head into my backpack and sniffing it. this must have been like 8th grade
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Jun 11, 2015 03:26
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I smoked weed
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Jun 11, 2015 03:28
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One time we had a power outage and the lunch line got RANSACKED. like $2000 worth of food stolen. gently caress YOU PRINCIPAL
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Jun 11, 2015 03:30
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When I rode the bus in HS we used to take AA batteries and throw them out the window at middle school/elementary kids on our way home. One time this dude brought a slingshot and ball bearings and shot the poo poo out of some kids. We used to tell our bus driver to stop at certain points and she would actually stop and let us throw all of our batteries and poo poo at the kids and then keep going, it was awesome.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:37
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In my suburb there was a yacht club at the end of a peninsula. My friends and I used to break into the boats' cabins in the winter (when they are on frames on land) as they were a cool place to smoke weed. One time, we must have been making too much noise and somebody called the cops. Being on a peninsula, there was only one way to get in/out and so we were kinda cornered when the cops showed up. It was winter though, so the lake was all ice, so we ran across the ice to get away from the cops. about a third of the way across the ice, we noticed the ice actually had really big holes because it wasn't as frozen as we thought it was. We continued to run to shore, but it was scary as gently caress because we never knew if the ice we were stepping on was thick enough to support our weight. No one fell through and we got away, but it could have ended way worse
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Jun 11, 2015 03:45
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Cosmos posted:When I rode the bus in HS we used to take AA batteries and throw them out the window at middle school/elementary kids on our way home. One time this dude brought a slingshot and ball bearings and shot the poo poo out of some kids. We used to tell our bus driver to stop at certain points and she would actually stop and let us throw all of our batteries and poo poo at the kids and then keep going, it was awesome. liar
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Jun 11, 2015 03:46
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i ran didddlers.info for my high shool tenure. Good Ship Lollipop and all.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:47
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used a .pwl hacker to get a teachers credentials that had admin privilege, went into the main office shared drives and put porn pics on the forms they printed out for vaccines. also put a backdoor on a freshmans computer and would lock his keyboard while he played that DDR finger game at random times until he had a meltdown also the front office had an excel file with every students address and home phone# but i never did anything with it.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:10
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I blew a 40 year old guy in his pickup truck. Seemed pretty cool at the time.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:21
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Lol at first world pathetic goons. Throwing desks at the ceiling fans was considered something mild and routine at my industrial high school.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:42
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criscodisco posted:I blew a 40 year old guy in his pickup truck. Seemed pretty cool at the time. It's cool now.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:02
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Not something I did, but my science teacher received a fake anthrax letter when that was the big media scare topic after 9/11. A bunch of cops escorted all of us to an empty classroom and told us to just wash our hands, and we would be fine. A bunch of girls were crying.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:18
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my friend approached me with the idea of 'geurrila gardening'. Like the typeo f warfare its a-typical and asymmetrical. Nighttime we went to the school grounds and planted tomatoes, carrots and I don't remember some toher vegetables, I know we had a good variety. We did it to the side of the basket ball courts to mess with the people there. Somebody must ghave called 911 because a cop showed up as asked us what we were doing and after we explained the cop said we should've tried planting something funny like marijuana in the garden in front of the school instead of vegetables off to the side but he let us go with just a warning. I never want back to check to see if anything had grown but I still smile sometiems when It hink back to how their faces when they saw vegetables while shooting some hoops.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:20
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creepy guy posting here
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In TV Production class, our assignment in October was to try and make a legitimately scary movie. We were filming the last scene of the film, which involved my character having been hit by a car. I was laying by the side of the road covered in fake blood, and a cop eventually showed up because like 15 people had called 911. Fortunately, he was super cool about it and was more amused by the situation than anything.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:24
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Coolie Ghost posted:drank a bottle of cough syrup and robotripped and also smoked weed i don't know if i just realized it's dangerous or something but i used to drink a bottle of that stuff on the bus ride for the school snowboarding trips then smoke a blunt once i got to the top of the mountain i dont even really want to join into this thread because 1 thought in i already just realized i used to be cool and fearless and now im a lovely retard moron old person.
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extra stout posted:i don't know if i just realized it's dangerous or something but i used to drink a bottle of that stuff on the bus ride for the school snowboarding trips then smoke a blunt once i got to the top of the mountain I kinda see where you're coming from, but I take a different spin on it. I used to be a loving idiot who on many occasions could very easily have killed himself, but now I know a little bit better and I can look back at my stupidity.
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Skipped chapel service once. Being vice captain sucked, of course only two people ran for captaincy that year. Oh yeah we actually beat up one beta af teacher on a camp, that was pretty cool several friends fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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Jun 11, 2015 07:28
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Serious Frolicking posted:after columbine the student council publicly reported that i was the most likely person to go on a killing spree. i dont think i ever actually met any of them, so no clue what that was about. Lol, this is both the funniest and gooniest thing itt
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Jun 11, 2015 07:59
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I watched elfen lied oh wait that was in middle school
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Jun 11, 2015 08:06
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When I was 19 me and 3 friends got drunk, found an old tractor in a barn that belonged to one of their uncles, spent the better half of an the night walking to a gas station to fill up a jerry can and back again, then rode it 8 miles drunk down the highway with 3 of us sitting on the hood, in pitch black without headlights, to visit some girls from our class who were asleep when we got there. At that point we were fairly sobered up and realized that it would be good if we stole some bike lights and taped them to the front/back of the tractor so as to not kill/get killed by oncoming traffic. Then we drove back.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:08
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Minimalist Program posted:When I was 19 me and 3 friends got drunk, found an old tractor in a barn that belonged to one of their uncles, spent the better half of an the night walking to a gas station to fill up a jerry can and back again, then rode it 8 miles drunk down the highway with 3 of us sitting on the hood, in pitch black without headlights, to visit some girls from our class who were asleep when we got there. At that point we were fairly sobered up and realized that it would be good if we stole some bike lights and taped them to the front/back of the tractor so as to not kill/get killed by oncoming traffic. Then we drove back. thats some crazy poo poo man
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Jun 11, 2015 08:10
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SHISHKABOB posted:thats some crazy poo poo man im rly glad we didn't all die that night, or cause the death of a random family headed home from a family outing or something.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:12
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i could not just hold my piss in
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Me and my friend had a little clubhouse in his backyard that we would hang out in after school, and unfortunately the town annoying fat kid lived next door. He didn't have any friends (because he was both annoying and fat af), so he would randomly come over and bust into our clubhouse. We had enough one day, so we set up a trap that I'm still proud of. We took an empty paint can and filled it with various nuts, bolts, nails, screws whatever from the garage until we could barely lift it. Then we attached it to the roof with an old bike chain, rigged it up so that it would swing down at the door when it was opened, and we waited. I guess Fatty FatFat heard all the noise we were making and thought we were doing something cool, because not 10 minutes later he waddles over and kicks the door open. String pulls on the can, can swings down and WHAM! The kid is slammed down onto his back, blood spraying from his hosed up face, screws and nails raining down on him. He rolls around screaming until he can manage to get off the ground and ran squealing back home. And he never bothered us again  btw this was in elementary school but I shared it anyway, so what
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Jun 11, 2015 08:41
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stfu adbual
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Jun 11, 2015 08:41
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why couldnt you hold your piss in????
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Jun 11, 2015 08:42
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i thew a chair in the celing fan a few times and one time i acidentaly called a peterodactyl an aerodcatyle in front of a girl...unfrotunateltyey the aerodactyl is a pomekon ...good christ
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Jun 11, 2015 08:43
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was she impressed with your pokodex-like knowledge? because i'd imagine that shits drops panties like what
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Jun 11, 2015 08:44
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she was not and they did not
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i pulled cool pranks but i can't remember them because during this period of my life i was on a lot of drugs.
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Jun 11, 2015 09:38
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i had a teacher who used to gently caress one of his students. he got caught when he got drunk and wandered to her (parents) house at 2am looking to join her and some other high schoolers in a hot tub lol he was always obviously hungover in class. he would give us 15 minutes of work to do in our 1.5 hr classes and just let everyone do whatever they wanted the rest of the time.
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I cut school my senior year, to smoke weed with some buddies. We went to this one dude's house who had a single mom, and we're talking about poo poo. I called in sick to school, and everything was cool, until my folks called to find out when senior pictures were due in. The secretary said "why don't you ask Kizudarake, he called in sick." "Oh, he did? Well, we thought he was there. Who else is absent?" They started calling houses, and played it cool, not revealing that those kids had skipped, until they found the house we were at, since someone picked up the phone and hung up right away. One of the dudes didn't lock the door, so 5 minutes later, my mom knocked real loud, and we all hid. She yelled out that I'd better come out, or she was going to get the cops over there. One guy said "you don't have to go, she's bluffing" I said "bullshit, I know my mom, she'll loving do it." and went out to face the music, high as gently caress, and hyper, because weed actually works that way on me. I got 5 minutes of lecture, no other punishment, and dropped off at school just in time for lunch. I spent like 10 bucks on extra Stromboli that day. No one else got in trouble, and the guys thought I was pretty cool for not narcing out.
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:One time we hid a milk carton in the ceiling tile. After about a week it started smelling funnkkk-ayyyyy I tell you what. After about 2 weeks it smelled like total butt. After about 3 weeks, they called an exterminating company to find the "dead animal" lol. At the end of grade 8 before the summer break we were dissecting frogs, cows hearts and other poo poo in biology class. We hid a bunch of the cow hearts in the science lab and let them rot over the summer. The stench stayed in that room for loving ever. In grade 8 we caught our loving weirdo computer teacher looking at cartoon porn, during class, on a computer that the whole class could see. From then onwards we didn't take him or the class seriously and would use the old Apple Mac phone dialer program, crank up the volume, punch in about 10000 numbers on 50 or so computers and hit ring at the same time. It would freeze the computers but still keep ringing. He had to manually unplug all of them to make it stop. Sometime the following year a some kids in my science class inadvertently mixed a bunch of noxious chemicals together and it created a dangerous gas, we had to evacuate and get the fire brigade in to clear it out. In grade 9 we had a run of something like 5 or 6 English teachers, the school couldn't find a replacement teacher for the one that left and none of the substitutes would stay more than a month because it was too traumatic for them. Before the final teacher (who ended up being a former professional rugby player not willing to take any poo poo from a bunch of dickhead 14 year olds), we had a young guy, probably 25 who had just graduated, he ended up crying in front of a class of 30 boys because so many of the guys were teasing him. I think 4 of them got suspended. In grade 10 my entire class got expelled from the computer labs because someone got the admin password and put hardcore porn simultaneously on every screen during class, no one confessed so we all got the boot. The same person probably did it to the 75 year old librarians computer, she almost had a heart attack from that one. The same year my entire grade, just prior to a school ski camp, was filmed by a national news program at a local train station (who were there to do a story on public transport). Everyone was fighting/pulling each others pants down/doing dumb poo poo ala CKY/Jackass and generally making total loving fools of themselves infront of the camera, which wouldn't normally be an issue except that this was in Australia and we wear school uniforms and they zoomed in on our school emblem. The story aired while we were all mid-week at our camp, every single student in the grade was brought back to Sydney and half the grade was suspended. I have numerous accounts of teachers being so mad with the guys in my class, mostly art teachers who would throw loving chairs, and boxes full of art supplies at disobedient students. The Indonesian language teacher ended up quitting because some guys in the year above me were sexually harassing her (left her rather disparaging messages on the chalk board for her to see).
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