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All suicide advice and experiences to be routed through here. Post any guides and or info graphics here as well. Just a little message to the trolls: "Think of all the people who this will affect" is living person reasoning not deadbro logic. Once you're dead you're not gonna give a gently caress so please fly off. Horniest Manticore posted:A Practical Guide to Suicide, put together by the church of euthanasia eons ago, but still decent, i reckon Bolek fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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if you feel like doing a suicide, please do not consult GBS
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Jun 11, 2015 01:32
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Please will your wealth and belongings to SA Forums User Kuato, TIA
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Jun 11, 2015 01:32
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OTOH, there are a few perks to being dead: -dont have to pay bills -dont have to go to work
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Jun 11, 2015 01:33
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ROFLburger posted:if you feel like doing a suicide, please do not consult GBS yeah some nerds might talk you out of it
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Jun 11, 2015 01:34
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contemplating the very idea of not existing is terrifying to me. has anyone solved the human condition yet
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Jun 11, 2015 01:34
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ROFLburger posted:
what if you're suicidal because you don't have a job? Death does not fix this
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Jun 11, 2015 01:35
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I'm in
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Jun 11, 2015 01:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78
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Jun 11, 2015 01:47
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The Taint Reaper posted:what if you're suicidal because you don't have a job? uhhh you can't be suicidal if you're dead
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Jun 11, 2015 01:47
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ArtIsResistance posted:uhhh you can't be suicidal if you're dead mind. blown. out with a gun
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Jun 11, 2015 01:51
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A Practical Guide to Suicide, put together by the church of euthanasia eons ago, but still decent, i reckon
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Jun 11, 2015 01:57
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Don't tell goons you're gonna kill yourself, someone might play internet detective and get the cops to come check up on you.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:02
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Horniest Manticore posted:A Practical Guide to Suicide, put together by the church of euthanasia eons ago, but still decent, i reckon Extremely good resource I will add it to the OP thank you. quote:…want to become an enigma or a media sensation, challenging the boundaries of narcissus.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:04
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please dont kill yourself
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Jun 11, 2015 02:12
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I'm glad I didn't because a few years later I got to see Mad Max Fury Road and I'm going to New Orleans next week. 
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Jun 11, 2015 02:15
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I want to see Fury Road in theaters, but I don't has any friends to see it with.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:16
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Don't tell goons you're gonna kill yourself, someone might play internet detective and get the cops to come check up on you. ugh goons are such buzzkills
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Jun 11, 2015 02:17
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ROFLburger posted:contemplating the very idea of not existing is terrifying to me. has anyone solved the human condition yet the idea of not existing any more is incredibly appealing to me.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:18
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Don't tell goons you're gonna kill yourself, someone might play internet detective and get the cops to come check up on you. well, don't tell anybody your real name etc. the cops don't play when it comes to this poo poo, and it's loving humiliating to be brought to the hospital for being suicidal. if you don't want to die before that, you sure as hell do afterwards.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:19
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Seems like a lot of effort when I could die of old age any second
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Jun 11, 2015 02:19
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SweetKarma posted:I want to see Fury Road in theaters, but I don't has any friends to see it with. Go anyways. You don't need a sidekick to sit quietly in the dark with you unless you're in a failing marriage or a strip club.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:20
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Serious Frolicking posted:the idea of not existing any more is incredibly appealing to me. I felt this way once. Then I got a job, and died.
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Horniest Manticore posted:well, don't tell anybody your real name etc. the cops don't play when it comes to this poo poo, and it's loving humiliating to be brought to the hospital for being suicidal. if you don't want to die before that, you sure as hell do afterwards. That "I'm from the internet" line a goon did but about suicide reporting instead of credit card fruad
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Jun 11, 2015 02:24
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TEAYCHES posted:please dont kill yourself Please, this is a troll free zone.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:33
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ROFLburger posted:OTOH, there are a few perks to being dead: Where do i sign up!?
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Jun 11, 2015 02:34
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Where do i sign up!? Call a cop and tell them you're a black guy
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Jun 11, 2015 02:35
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SweetKarma posted:I felt this way once. Then I got a job, and died. 
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Jun 11, 2015 02:37
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Call a cop and tell them you're a black guy and pull a toy gun on them. "suicide by cop" -- it's in the guide! 
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Jun 11, 2015 02:38
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I knew a guy who did suicide by cop. He pulled a gun on a 7-11 clerk and told him to call 911. He told the guy, " I don't want any money and don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you." He waited for the cops to show up and he ran outside pointing the gun at all of them and they lit him up. Later on Facebook a bunch of his friends and family were bitching that they should of shot him in the leg.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:42
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I am Toni Lippi posted:I knew a guy who did suicide by cop. He pulled a gun on a 7-11 clerk and told him to call 911. He told the guy, " I don't want any money and don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you." He waited for the cops to show up and he ran outside pointing the gun at all of them and they lit him up. Later on Facebook a bunch of his friends and family were bitching that they should of shot him in the leg. Did he exhibit any prior symptoms?
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Jun 11, 2015 03:30
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ROFLburger posted:contemplating the very idea of not existing is terrifying to me. has anyone solved the human condition yet same. like near panic, total existential horror
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Jun 11, 2015 03:33
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lonesomedwarf posted:same. like near panic, total existential horror Exactly but unironically
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Jun 11, 2015 03:42
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Shouldn't there be a way to try out being dead, and if you don't like it, allowed to come back again?
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Jun 11, 2015 03:53
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Jun 11, 2015 03:54
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Murcor posted:Shouldn't there be a way to try out being dead, and if you don't like it, allowed to come back again? There is. It's called sleep.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:16
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Death comes for me.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:29
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I don't want to have a head anymore
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Jun 11, 2015 04:39
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death would be a relief
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Jun 11, 2015 04:43
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