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lonesomedwarf posted:same. like near panic, total existential horror I have to listen to the radio when I go to sleep at night because of this. It is pretty awful and I have been saddled with it since age 12 or so. I am in my mid 30s...
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Have you tried listening to a different station?
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gannyGrabber posted:Please refrain from suicide: You do not want to have a hosed up skeleton when you get to skeleton paradise lol if you think that anything but a black void of nothingness awaits you upon death.
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Nefarious posted:i wish i'd had better resources on how to kill yourself efficiently back when i tried it. when you decide to off yourself because you're such a fuckup and then you gently caress up offing yourself, let me tell ya, it ain't no fun atoll That's pretty common, it turns out the state of distress you have to be in to where your psyche will let you bypass self preservation instinct you tend not to be in a state that is conducive to being rational or completing tasks gannyGrabber posted:Please refrain from suicide: You do not want to have a hosed up skeleton when you get to skeleton paradise hmm but what if you kill yourself with radiation and get a glowing skeleton? you really cant afford not to if you think abt it
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Horniest Manticore posted:sinceritypost: i think there's something wrong with you if you have never seriously considered killing yourself at least once in your life. I think this is what Socrates was talking about when he talked about "an unexamined life"
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Horniest Manticore posted:sinceritypost: i think there's something wrong with you if you have never seriously considered killing yourself at least once in your life. Actually sincere thoughts of suicide are indicative of acute mental illness and should be treated as soon as possible.
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If popular culture has taught me anything it's that suicide is depressing and tragic but as long as you spraypaint your teeth silver and scream WITNESS ME as you do it it loops around to being badass and awesome.
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that's true, the concept of valhalla is really cool
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I decided to do neither because I saw a really beautiful sunset today.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn7SBQ6X5HU
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Nefarious posted:i wish i'd had better resources on how to kill yourself efficiently back when i tried it. when you decide to off yourself because you're such a fuckup and then you gently caress up offing yourself, let me tell ya, it ain't no fun atoll wait a minute, you're not enfield what did your ill-advised attempt entail
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Jun 11, 2015 19:52
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down the road not across the street, op
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i never read that book the denial of death can someone summarize it and help us all get over our fear of death and drug addictions used to cope with this sad place
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Jun 11, 2015 20:16
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Demonachizer posted:I have to listen to the radio when I go to sleep at night because of this. It is pretty awful and I have been saddled with it since age 12 or so. I am in my mid 30s... I get this sort of infrequently but it's definitely a "yep, gotta go listen to something dumb for 15 minutes to calm the gently caress down" thing
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Jun 11, 2015 20:18
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Bolek posted:All suicide advice and experiences to be routed through here. Post any guides and or info graphics here as well. Thought about killing myself today. Then I remembered, hey at least I'm not the op. Will live another day so thanks.
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Jun 11, 2015 20:20
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Instead of killing yourself buy a gun and try to kill as many rich people and cops as you can before you're killed
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Jump off a balcony in front of kids to scar them Shoot yourself while working at a suicide hotline Overdose while getting a filling at the dentist Get run over by a meals on wheels van Open the door on a plane at 30,000 feet Hail Satan
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Zippy the Bummer posted:drive to any two lane highway with a 55mph speed limit why go through all this trouble and endanger others when you can just gas yourself and die a painless death?
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Chinatown posted:realpost life is dope + good perhaps u should work harder drink more when not working its what i do and ya very happy or whatever I need money to drink, rear end in a top hat. But seriously. Nobody answered me in the last thread. Best way to suicide but still be able to donate your body to a med school? Anyone?
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Jun 11, 2015 21:48
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Put me back on suicide watch this naan bread was dry.
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Nefarious posted:i wish i'd had better resources on how to kill yourself efficiently back when i tried it. when you decide to off yourself because you're such a fuckup and then you gently caress up offing yourself, let me tell ya, it ain't no fun atoll yeah lol just ask enfield i mean who burns them self to death what a loving idiot
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:wait a minute, you're not enfield gently caress
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There should be an equal-time clause for suicide hotlines. Someone to talk you out of it, someone to talk you back into it.
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Nope! All good I just owned some guy in a puppet thread. These ups and downs are like a roller coaster.
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Suicide is only selfish if you do it without taking some lovely television news pundit with you.
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ghlbtsk posted:Suicide is only selfish if you do it without taking some lovely television news pundit with you. It's never selfish.
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exspurt analcyst posted:There should be an equal-time clause for suicide hotlines. Someone to talk you out of it, someone to talk you back into it. to make an informed decision you really need to hear both sides
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Zombie Boat posted:
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Demonachizer posted:I have to listen to the radio when I go to sleep at night because of this. It is pretty awful and I have been saddled with it since age 12 or so. I am in my mid 30s... Same except I drink instead so that I don't wake up to an intense panic attack in the middle of the night about my inevitable and permanent death. I should see a doctor or something
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http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/seppuku.htm This is the best method.
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And I thought on the same page, there was a totally rad way of killing yourself. Get yourself a piano wire noose and climb up a tree. Once everything is firmly secured around your neck and too the tree, crazy glue your hands to the sides of your head. Once it's set, jump, so when they find your body, it looks like you pulled your own head off.
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1/5 heard that one a hundred times. Take a bunch of laxatives Jump off a building as your stomach starts grumbling See what fun art your stain can make
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ProperCoochie posted:Lol, just lol if you don't think about driving into a wall at a high speed while holding a knife to your chest every day
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Lunixnerd posted:There are more than 7 billion people alive at the moment, how special and unique are you that you need to keep on keepin' on? Just end it already, your life is a burden on those around you as well as the planet itself in general, go green, kill yourself. 
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you first
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A lot of people are really touchy about being told to kill themselves. but are there any actual statistics on how likely some stranger telling them to definitely kill themselves for the greater good is to actually influence suicide? I mean, if you're gonna kill yourself that seems like a decision you make pretty rationally.
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