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Pron on VHS posted:your last post, 1.5 hours earlier, has KC finishing 2nd in the entire AFC and making it to the Super Bowl lol e: shouldn't have taken your word for it, that was No Butt Stuff's prediction not Parm's
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TubeStank posted:Hmm no. Also don't reverse jinx us you dummy. No reverse jinx here. Vikings are putting together a very talented team, the Bears are going to be in a rebuild, the Lions just lost Suh and Fairley and their offense is inconsistent. If anyone in the North is going to knock off the Packers it's going to be Mike Zimmer. If AP had continued to sit out then I'd have a different take on this, but with him back for the Vikings they have all the pieces together to make something happen. It just mostly relies on Bridgewater continuing to progress in his second season which looks very likely. This was not a professional analysis I'm just some schlub with a partly-informed opinion.
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Jun 12, 2015 19:19
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The Browns are going to go 1-15.
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AFC East: Patriots don't make the playoffs. Dolphins will win the division and the Bills will finished tied with the Pats for second. AFC North: It wouldn't surprise me to see Cincy, Pitt, or Baltimore win it. I think Cincy does. Poor Browns probably won't win a divisional game. AFC South: Colts will run away with this division. I can't take the Texans serious with that stable of QBs so I don't even seeing Watt dragging them to the playoffs. AFC West: The Chiefs and Chargers will challenge Denver for the division crown but fall short. Raiders improve and finish 3-3 in the division. NFC East: Cowboys wrap this division up by week 15. Eagles and Giants both finish 8-8 NFC North: Packers easily win this division. Vikings grab a wild card spot while the Lions take a step back. NFC South: Bucs win the south. gently caress the rest of the NFC South. NFC West: Seahawks win the division. Rams finish second. 49ers are the disaster we all expect them to be. AFCCG: Colts over Broncos NFCCG: Packers over Seahawks Super Bowl: Packers over Colts
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Intruder posted:lol I got the Alex Smith avatars mixed up, I was interested that parm broke character and showed some optimism for his above-avg team for once
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AFC 1. Colts 2. Bengals 3. Patriots* 4. Broncos 5. Texans (JJ Watt plays QB) 6. Chiefs NFC 1. Cardinals (EAT poo poo SEAHAWKS) 2. Packers 3. Eagles (Chip could implode but I'm betting on him succeeding, because he's fun) 4. Panthers 5. Seahawks 6. Rams (NFC West supremacy) AFC Wild Card - Texans over Broncos (the Kubiak Bowl) - Chiefs over Patriots AFC Divisional - Colts over Chiefs - Texans over Bengals (thus has it always been and thus shall it ever be) AFC Championship - Colts over Texans (thus has it always been and thus shall it ever be) NFC Wild Card - Seahawks over Panthers - Eagles over Rams (Foles and Bradford) NFC Divisional - Cardinals over Seahawks - Eagles over Packers NFC Championship - Cardinals over Eagles (a repeat of 2008!) Super Bowl - Cardinals over Colts
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Pron on VHS posted:I got the Alex Smith avatars mixed up, I was interested that parm broke character and showed some optimism for his above-avg team for once oh yeah, we ALL look the same to you, huh racist?!
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AFCN 1 Ravens Bengals Steelers Browns AFCS 2 Colts Texans Titans Jags AFCE 4 Dolphins 6 Patriots Bills Jets AFCW 3 Chargers 5 Broncos Chiefs Raiders NFCN 1 Packers Lions Vikings Bears NFCS 3 Panthers 5 Falcons 6 Saints Bucs NFCE 2 Cowboys Giants Eagles Washington NFCW 4 Seahawks Rams Cardinals 49ers Playoffs WC: Pats Beat Chargers Broncos Beat Dolphins Panthers Beat Saints Seahawks Beat Falcons Div: Ravens beat Pats Colts beat Broncos Packers Beat Seahawks Cowboys beat Panthers Champ: Ravens over Colts Packers over Cowboys SB Packers Win 1st overall pick: Jacksonville MVP: Rodgers OPOTY: Rodgers DPOTY: JJ Watt OROTY: Mariota DROTY: Shaq Thompson CBPOTY: Palmer Remember that the two South divisions play each other, and for a few years the NFC division that plays the AFCS has filled both WC spots.
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zimbomonkey posted:Remember that the two South divisions play each other, and for a few years the NFC division that plays the AFCS has filled both WC spots. this is the year that doesn't happen, i swear
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Anaranjado posted:I predict Jimmy G goes 3-1 and Shaugnessy pens a column titled Trade Tom Terrific. I mean you know... he might be right if he plays really well.
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Pron on VHS posted:your last post, 1.5 hours earlier, has KC finishing 2nd in the entire AFC and making it to the Super Bowl lol you made me think I was going crazy. If Chase starts we for sure make the playoffs though. Maybe we finally beat the Broncos too.
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Brannock posted:No reverse jinx here. Vikings are putting together a very talented team, the Bears are going to be in a rebuild, the Lions just lost Suh and Fairley and their offense is inconsistent. If anyone in the North is going to knock off the Packers it's going to be Mike Zimmer. If AP had continued to sit out then I'd have a different take on this, but with him back for the Vikings they have all the pieces together to make something happen. It just mostly relies on Bridgewater continuing to progress in his second season which looks very likely. Short of an explosion of injuries the Packers have the north. The Vikings are putting together a good team sure but it's not as good as Green Bay.
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There's a difference between a team that could be good and a team that's actually good. I say this because the Vikings worry me, but it's true.
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Ross Angeles posted:The Chiefs will finish 6-10 At my most pessimistic, I believe this as well. Our schedule is mad hard all the way through. If someone like Houston or Charles or Kelce go down, we could hit that pretty quickly. That said, if we go 6-10 because we beat the Broncos, Raiders, Ravens and Steelers, then I will never shut up about it so if we're going to suck, let's just do that.
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Did we have a thread like this for last season? I was kind of curious about going back and seeing how good or bad the goon hivemind is at picking winners
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GNU Order posted:Did we have a thread like this for last season? I was kind of curious about going back and seeing how good or bad the goon hivemind is at picking winners Right here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3619325 I had the Patriots winning the Superbowl because I do every year, and I think i was pretty close, having them beat the Eagles, who each beat the Chargers and Bears in the conference championship games.
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Thanks, I got bored and did what any upstart nerd should do, make a spreadsheet green if you got it right, yellow if they made the playoffs but not where you said, and red is rong. Not a lot of people actually gave full playoff predictions so do more this year so we can see how totally wrong we are
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AFC East Patriots 11-5 Dolphins 10-6 Bills 9-7 Jets 4-12 AFC North Ravens 11-5 Steelers 11-5 Bengals 10-6 Browns 5-11 AFC South Colts 12-4 Jaguars 8-8 Texans 7-9 Titans 4-12 AFC West Broncos 11-5 Chargers 10-6 Chiefs 8-8 Raiders 7-9 NFC East Cowboys 11-5 Eagles 9-7 Giants 7-9 Redskins 5-11 NFC North Packers 13-3 Vikings 9-7 Lions 9-7 Bears 4-12 NFC South Panthers 11-5 Falcons 9-7 Saints 6-10 Buccaneers 4-12 NFC West Seahawks 11-5 Cardinals 10-6 Rams 8-8 49ers 3-13 I think it will be Packers vs. Colts in the Super Bowl and the Packers will win. As a Seahawks fan my prediction on their record is based on Marshawn and Russell Wilson being healthy. If either goes down I think they finish 9-7 at best.
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On suggestion of GNU Order, here are my playoff predictions. Wild Card Pittsburgh over San Diego Denver over Baltimore Seattle over Chicago Atlanta over New Orleans Divisional Pittsburgh over Indianapolis New England over Denver Seattle over Philadelphia Green Bay over Atlanta Conference Pittsburgh over New England Green Bay over Seattle Super Bowl 50 Green Bay over Pittsburgh
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AFC 1. Indianapolis 2. Baltimore 3. New England 4. Denver 5. Miami 6. Pittsburgh NFC 1. Green Bay 2. Dallas 3. Arizona 4. Carolina 5. Seattle 6. Minnesota Wild Card Round Miami @ Denver Pittsburgh @ New England Seattle @ Carolina Minnesota @ Arizona Divisional Round Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis Miami @ Baltimore Carolina @ Green Bay Arizona @ Dallas AFC Championship Baltimore @ Indianapolis NFC Championship Dallas @ Green Bay Super Bowl 50 Green Bay vs. Indianapolis My hedge is that New England will stumble into yet another AFCCG while Seattle will be the first seed in the NFC due to a series of absurd injuries and unfortunate tie breakers, but Green Bay will ultimately prevail over Pittsburgh because the NFL wants a marquee match up for Super Bowl 50.
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Whatever happens this season, I hope Tom Brady retires after losing the Super Bowl in a spectacular fashion.
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King Hong Kong posted:AFC I don't think I could handle my 2nd favorite team beating my favorite team in another super bowl, but you have Green Bay and Indy in the big dance.
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Metapod posted:NFC East: Eagles Afc championship game: Ravens at Denver Nfc championship game: Giants at Packers Super Bowl: Giants vs Ravens Super Bowl champion: Giants Metapod fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jun 13, 2015 |
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Reading this thread, a lot of you have Pittsburgh finishing 3rd or worse in the division, ostensibly based on the brutal schedule, yet the rest of the division has to play the same teams. Do y'all really expect the Andy Dalton Bengals to fare better than the Steelers vs the AFC and NFC West? Idgi
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Alright let's do this NFC 1. Cowboys 2. Packers 3. Cardinals 4. Panthers 5. Seahawks 6. Eagles AFC 1. Colts 2. Broncos 3. Patriots 4. Benagls 5. Steelers 6. Bills (this is the year, believe in the dark horse) my playoffs looked a bit too much like last year, so I mixed some stuff around that I thought was still in the realm of plausibility Super Bowl - Cowboys beat Patriots 2016 #1 Draft Pick - Jets
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Another prediction for the Super Bowl: it is going to be raining and miserable because of El Niņo and the game will be awful.
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East: dolphins north: Ravens South: Texans West: Raiders Wild card: Patriots & Broncos East: Cowboys North: Packers South: Panthers West: Seahawks Wild card: Rams & Cardinals Super Bowl: Raiders over Cowboys Worst to first
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^^  MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Reading this thread, a lot of you have Pittsburgh finishing 3rd or worse in the division, ostensibly based on the brutal schedule, yet the rest of the division has to play the same teams. Do y'all really expect the Andy Dalton Bengals to fare better than the Steelers vs the AFC and NFC West? Their defense is poo poo, hth
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Bradford gets injured by game 3, Sanchez Sanchezes, Eagles go 4-12. Chip is run out of Philly by a mob of battery wielding Fanatics. EDP whines on youtube again, Steelers take it this year. The status quo never changes.
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Forceholy posted:Bradford gets injured by game 3, Sanchez Sanchezes, Eagles go 4-12. Chip is run out of Philly by a mob of battery wielding Fanatics. EDP whines on youtube again, Steelers take it this year. You forget the part where Sanchez is pulled in the last game and Tebow has a six touchdown performance, gets resigned for 3 years and then wins 16 games in a row
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AFC East 1. New England 11-5 2. Miami 8-8 3. Buffalo 7-9 4. New York 7-9 Until further notice, aka when it finally doesn't happen, the Patriots are still kings of the AFC East. Assuming Tom Brady's suspension holds up, I think they go 2-2 in those first four games. The rest of the division will play a little better than in previous years, but New York and Buffalo still don't have quarterbacks. They'd finish with worse records but I'm giving them the benefit of playing against the AFC South and thus finishing about two games better than normal. Miami is a bit of an enigma. AFC North 1. Pittsburgh 10-6 2. Baltimore 9-7* 3. Cleveland 6-10 4. Cincinnati 6-10 Last year the AFC North sent three teams to the playoffs. This year, they'll only send two because they aren't playing the two bottom feeding divisions in the league. Pittsburgh's offense is going to be one of the best in the league this year, and I'll give them the edge over the Ravens because Ben is better than Flacco. Baltimore will definitely be in contention right up to the end of the season, but the Steelers will win out. This is gonna be the year that the Bengals finally crater and fire Marvin Lewis, and Cleveland will be ecstatic with a 6-10 finish. I really like the Browns' defense. AFC South 1. Indianapolis 13-3 2. Tennessee 7-9 3. Houston 5-11 4. Jacksonville 4-12 This division is putrid. The Colts should have it locked up by Halloween and can put it on cruise control toward the #1 seed in the AFC. I like Tennessee to take a step forward this year with Mariota, and Houston to fall back because they are literally incapable of getting anyone that knows how to play quarterback. No more Andre Johnson and Foster is another year older. I don't care how good Watt is. Jacksonville... Sigh. AFC West 1. San Diego 11-5 2. Denver 10-6* 3. Kansas City 6-10 4. Oakland 5-11 Homerish, but also based in what I saw this offseason. The Chargers improved on the OL, the backfield, the WR position, special teams, and are getting a whole bunch of good players back from injury. Coupled with the fact that Denver lost a bunch in free agency, and their offensive line is in shambles with Clady going down, not to mention Peyton being another year older, and I think the Chargers will push through in what's probably their last year in San Diego. My brain refuses to acknowledge the Chiefs as good. The defense will still be great, but that offense, eesh. Oakland will improve and will probably win the division in the next two years. Not yet though. NFC East 1. Dallas 12-4 2. New York 9-7 3. Philadelphia 8-8 4. Washington 4-12 Dallas continues to boast the top offensive line in the NFL, and I think that will mask the deficiencies at the running back position from last season. I also think that a full year of digesting the new system will be good for Eli Manning as well as OBJ. Philadelphia's offseason is kind of underwhelming, but I don't buy into people just thinking that they're going to crater. And Washington... eesh. RG3 is not good, and I don't see much more to get excited about. NFC North 1. Green Bay 12-4 2. Minnesota 9-7* 3. Detroit 9-7 4. Chicago 3-13 I think that the NFC North will quietly be the best division in the NFL. The Packers are the clear cut favorite because they have the best QB in the NFL, but I think Minnesota will take big steps forward with Teddy in his second year, and Peterson back on the field. Detroit will be right there too, but Stafford is underwhelming and puts up tons of volume passing stats with no real substance, and we'll see how their defense looks with the free agent departures. It's going to be a long winter in Chicago. NFC South 1. New Orleans 11-5 2. Carolina 9-7 3. Atlanta 6-10 4. Tampa Bay 5-11 Lost in the fact that the NFC South was putrid last year, was the fact that Drew Brees had a very very good year. I see no reason why that'll change, just that it'll probably translate into more wins this year. I really like the Panthers' defense and Cam, so picking them 2nd doesn't seem like a big stretch. Atlanta is just really kind of meh and I think Tampa will win a couple of games based on Winston being Winston. NFC West 1. Seattle 12-4 2. Arizona 10-6* 3. St. Louis 7-9 4. San Francisco 5-11 The 49ers implosion in the last six months has been unreal to watch. They're going to absolutely crater this season and the ensuing press conferences with Tomsula are going to be hilarious. Seattle will keep being very good, as should Arizona with Carson Palmer back healthy again. It's trendy every offseason to pick the Rams as a dark horse, but I'm not falling for it again. Playoffs: AFC: 1. Indianapolis 2. New England 3. San Diego 4. Pittsburgh 5. Denver 6. Baltimore NFC: 1. Dallas 2. Seattle 3. Green Bay 4. New Orleans 5. Arizona 6. Minnesota Wild Card: (3)San Diego over (6)Baltimore (4)Pittsburgh over (5)Denver (3)Green Bay over (6)Minnesota (5)Arizona over (4)New Orleans Divisional: (2)New England over (3)San Diego (4)Pittsburgh over (1)Indianapolis (1)Dallas over (5)Arizona (2)Seattle over (3)Green Bay Championship: (2)New England over (4)Pittsburgh (1)Dallas over (2)Seattle Superbowl 50: Dallas over New England
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I would rather have the titans go 3-13 than see new england Pittsburgh Dallas and Seattle all be in the conference championship game
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Ross Angeles posted:
this would do a lot for me and my crusade to convince everyone at work that tony romo is a good quarterback
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Ehud posted:this would do a lot for me and my crusade to convince everyone at work that tony romo is a good quarterback Just tell them to watch him play and if they still feel that way sever
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Tom Gorman posted:Hey guys! Tom Gorman posted:obviously the Browns are my team. Tom Gorman posted:THE BROWNS *slowmo jumping into front of a bullet* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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AFC: Patriots Ravens Colts Broncos NFC: Eagles Packers Falcons Seahawks (gently caress you and gently caress me for predicting this, I hope the Rams destroy you)
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Reading this thread, a lot of you have Pittsburgh finishing 3rd or worse in the division, ostensibly based on the brutal schedule, yet the rest of the division has to play the same teams. Do y'all really expect the Andy Dalton Bengals to fare better than the Steelers vs the AFC and NFC West? Pats and Colts vs *Insert AFC:E/S scrub here* It's the reason the Bengals couldn't hold the division last year. Of course the loving lucky rear end Steelers get a Tom-ectomied Pats for their shot but the Colts are way, way better than the rest of their division. The best argument for the Ravens winning the division is that Pit has Pats/Colts, the Bengals have Bills/Texans while the Ravens get Jags/Fins.
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