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"If you *HIC* run over the hooker you can get your money back, Mason. They don't teach you that in college" "Frank he is two years old!" "Might as well *belch* break it to him sooner than later!"
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:04 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:06 |
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i put your kid to sleep on the waterbed, don't worry Linda is watching him i think. LINDA... LINDA!!!! oh hey linda, hows the kid doing? *scratches balls*
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:07 |
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Welcome to my creepy low rent apartment with no furniture. Would you like some juice?
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:10 |
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SweetKarma posted:Welcome to my creepy low rent apartment with no furniture. Would you like some juice? Has porn prominently displayed on coffee table *seems legit*
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:11 |
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Im not creepy
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:12 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Im not creepy
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:14 |
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I'm not their uncle
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:16 |
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*gives 16 year old niece a victoria's secret gift card for christmas* "I really hope you like it. Buy something nice!" *smiles, doesn't blink*
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:23 |
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uncle gay. so what
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:23 |
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*asks niece her bra size* "I only ask, because a friend at work..."
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:24 |
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I like how goons are "pretending" to be creepy uncles
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:30 |
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Volume posted:I like how goons are "pretending" to be creepy uncles what's ur bra size
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:32 |
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"hey bitmap hey you...you got a new girlfriend yeah? yeah. is she...is she from our tribe? You know." *leans in over his lovely beer* "Is she white? Is this one white?"
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:33 |
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this thing here, no its its healed, and thats all ok there too these are things that happen you know it pieces, bad news, part of the trade things happen, things happen
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:33 |
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gently caress you uncle ray
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:33 |
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hi
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:34 |
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bitmap posted:"hey bitmap hey you...you got a new girlfriend yeah? yeah. is she...is she from our tribe? You know." *leans in over his lovely beer* "Is she white? Is this one white?" lol uncle ray really traumatized this little bitch boy
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:35 |
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its not my fault your dumbass kid hurt himself, maybe you should spend more time teaching him proper nuun-chakku technique and to stay the gently caress out of his elders dojo
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:39 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:lol uncle ray really traumatized this little bitch boy his drunken callous words at that family wedding... drove me into the arms of fat black cocks. It was you, uncle ray, who made me gay.
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:46 |
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"You're such a good babysitter. Want some Zima? I gotta whole fridge fulla Zimas. They're down there in the bottom. Why don't you just bend down and grab one?"
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 02:52 |
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Olives are fuckable, if you have enough
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:11 |
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Rajjoble posted:Olives are fuckable, if you have enough How many are enough? My autist mind needs an exact figure.
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:14 |
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your kid was hungry so i fed him some canned tangerines and oyster crackers
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:16 |
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Rajjoble posted:Olives are fuckable, if you have enough 3
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:18 |
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but im the drunk uncle irl already why woud i wanna be that in gbs too
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:18 |
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*Makes half hearted attempt to hide freaky Dildos. *
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:20 |
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*has a boner after wrestling with his nephews*
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:24 |
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are we related by blood, by the way? i always forget which side of kyle's family you're on.
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:31 |
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*attempts to bond with nephew over mail-order katana collection.
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 03:49 |
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Hehehehe.
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 04:01 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 04:11 |
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bitmap posted:his drunken callous words at that family wedding... drove me into the arms of fat black cocks. It was you, uncle ray, who made me gay. ray made gay
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 04:14 |
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I don't trust myself to hold that baby, I am drunk, and it is ugly.
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 13:33 |
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i too have austism autism
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 13:39 |
hey..hey nephew...have you ever heard of a place, called something awful dot com? Ehehehe, CUCK
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 13:41 |
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I had one uncle who wasn't a drunk or creepy but was a total rear end in a top hat. He'd been divorced 4 times and I only saw him at Christmas. he died alone in his house and nobody found him for two weeks.
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 13:51 |
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bitmap posted:his drunken callous words at that family wedding... drove me into the arms of fat black cocks. It was you, uncle ray, who made me gay. cocks don't got arms bro they're called wings
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 13:57 |
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:hey..hey nephew...have you ever heard of a place, called something awful dot com? Ehehehe, CUCK
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 13:58 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 07:02 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:I had one uncle who wasn't a drunk or creepy but was a total rear end in a top hat. He'd been divorced 4 times and I only saw him at Christmas. he died alone in his house and nobody found him for two weeks. he sounds p loving alpha if you ask me
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