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get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
in all of star wars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHqdESArkqU

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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corn on the cob

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The tour de force of acting in the Palpatine v Windu fight says otherwise.

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


i agree with the op

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
remember in attack of the clones when yoda started flying around doing spinning lightsaber attacks lol

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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my favorite lightsaber duel was the one in a new hope between an old man and a guy in an awkward plastic suit and they both hit each other awkwardly with glowsticks

in addition im a colossal slackjawed human being

wormsauce
Oct 30, 2005

I see that big ole dick you got
i like the one where spock gets angry and starts punchin the dude.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
darth maul was the lamest villain ever. ffs, his name, his face, his pitch black cloak, his overpowered bullshit lightsaber. they should have just named him Mister Evil Bad Guy

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
i forgot about "darth sidious" lmao

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

wormsauce posted:

i like the one where spock gets angry and starts punchin the dude.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
This is the only good duel in the prequels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdJnoL4KR8g

Ultramega
Jul 9, 2004

cool thread i resepct your opinion altho its really silly and disingenuous.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Obi Wang vs General Grimmace is still my favorite op

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I like how luke is all cocky in empire and pulls out first

that was pretty good

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

ROFLburger posted:

darth maul was the lamest villain ever. ffs, his name, his face, his pitch black cloak, his overpowered bullshit lightsaber. they should have just named him Mister Evil Bad Guy

Which is more over the top, lightsaber bo-stick or lightsaber broadsword?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
lol, i dont remember a lightsaber broadsword. where is that from

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
that seems impractical as the other dude's saber would just cut through the metal part between the beams. false sense of security there imo

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Full Metal Jackass posted:

remember in attack of the clones when yoda started flying around doing spinning lightsaber attacks lol

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
If Darth Maul had been the new Darth Vader it would of been fine but the need for a New Villain every movie made them all seem worthless because you know what's coming and the dudes gonna die anyway. Same problem with all the lovely comic book movies, heroes never die - villain always loses

naem
May 29, 2011


It's good and I like it

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
uh, duh.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the best fight in starwsr is when leia says to harrison that shes sister and he calms down...the fight coms before tha when harrison doesnt know that....i love the walkways made of wood the whole camo look vv v ncie

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the sceond best fight is when capt needer is choked when before that he was like ill apologise to darth hell reprimand me--hahahahaha needera he reprimaneded u right o theold sarcophaugs

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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best lightsaber fight is the one where someone edited lightsaber glow and zzip zzap fwoosh sounds into crouching tiger

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Two on one is bullshit. Jedi have the combat ethics of a gang of nazi skinheads.

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street
*Al Bundy dummy falling from roof*

iroguebot
Feb 15, 2001

Nerf this!


I'm not entirely sure, but are crossguards on swords meant to be to block another sword that goes down along the side of it, and protect the hands? This lightsaber crossguard is useless anyways, because where it comes out the hilt would just be cut off if it was close enough to the blade.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

star wars is dumb and if tyou are arguing against star wars physics, logistics, and whatever you are double dumb

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

numberoneposter posted:

star wars is dumb and if tyou are arguing against star wars physics, logistics, and whatever you are double dumb

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

numberoneposter posted:

star wars is dumb and if tyou are arguing against star wars physics, logistics, and whatever you are double dumb

I just don't see how it's legal to depose the head of a galactic government based on their religious principles.

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





Darf posted:

Obi Wang vs General Grimmace is still my favorite op

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

UnIronically the best saber design esp because nerds are really mad about it

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Someone post the dumbass eu saber concepts please like the saber whip and the guy with dozens installed all over bis suit

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
all the star wars are p bad

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Don Mega posted:

all the star wars are p bad

you're just tired of all these star wars

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it's true the best lightsaber fight is in a really bad star wars movie

star trek has a similar problem. the best space battle in the movies is in nemesis

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


the 3 seconds or whatever after quigon is dead and the forcefield drops and obi wan goes rage mode on darth maul is the best, not the entire fight.

the ending is also kinda stupid

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