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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k
Script was dumb
Acting was meh
Horror movie logic all over the goddamned place
CG 2 DA MAX



But holy poo poo, they hold off on the chekov's raptor until the last possible second and it makes for a pretty nifty finale. I doubt we're going to see a more perfect example of the "popcorn flick" this summer.




Also holy poo poo I nearly cried at murdered brontosaurus.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
:firstpost:

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Yea thats about what I expected.

wormsauce
Oct 30, 2005

I see that big ole dick you got
Jurassic World is as much of a jumbled hybrid as its own featured dinosaur. It's an action-adventure blockbuster that feels very of its time: overstated, overstocked, overblown, and overdone.

wormsauce
Oct 30, 2005

I see that big ole dick you got
Jurassic World can't tell whether it wants to be junk food or not, lovingly poking fun at some Hollywood tropes while shamelessly indulging others.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k

wormsauce posted:

Jurassic World can't tell whether it wants to be junk food or not, lovingly poking fun at some Hollywood tropes while shamelessly indulging others.

aree you rotten tomatoes

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shinjobi posted:

aree you rotten tomatoes



He's armond white

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