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I just flew in from cat jail, and boy is my oval office tired! so it may have been overshadowed by tge much more notable probation of dsgw (pbuh), but i've been on probation for the past week too! since I know some of you from around the market and church and such, i thought i'd give you some of my homespun wisdom or "Mumphisms" as you've taken to calling them sometimes it's good to take a little break from gbs, even though it's the best source of entertainment that science is currently able to offer us. here are some things I did: -went whitewater rafting -ate some hallucinogenic mushrooms -socked a dinger -taught a dog to laugh -watched some Game of Thrones with my homies (can you BELIEVE that Stannis burned up his little baby girl and that Jon Snow got stabbed to death by his friends??!! those guys are crazy) I did stop on on the forums a bit, watching like a ghost or a angel that can't talk and here are some of my observations: -a lot of you got away with saying some dumb poo poo! holy god drat it made me mad but I couldn't say anything. i guess that's why they call it "probation"! -did you get a load of nooner getting probed for standing in solidarity with me against the tyranny of ralp? what a loving mensch. love that guy -it looks like i might be a feature character in Applewhite's sprawling homemade space-hentai epic so that's something to watch for in 2015 Anyways,
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shitposting without reading itt because you have more care than I do
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Jun 11, 2015 23:26
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didnt read but welcome home
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Jun 11, 2015 23:27
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get bent fucklord
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Jun 11, 2015 23:27
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welcome back Jerry i missed you 
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Jun 11, 2015 23:28
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OH poo poo TIME TO TEAYCH YOU A LESSON FUCKFACE
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Jun 11, 2015 23:28
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the snow stabbing hasn't happened yet i think you're LYING op
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Jun 11, 2015 23:30
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wb 'Jihad' Jerry Mumphey
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Jun 11, 2015 23:31
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does anybody need a ride home from jail i got my mom's ride lol
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Jun 11, 2015 23:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biHJ6S91xBY
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Jun 11, 2015 23:32
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hey dudes
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Jun 11, 2015 23:33
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hi
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Jun 11, 2015 23:35
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gently caress off
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Jun 11, 2015 23:36
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TEAYCHES posted:gently caress off u
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Jun 11, 2015 23:37
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why are you so mad teaych my man
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Jun 11, 2015 23:37
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do the mumphrey shuffle! do it!
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Jun 11, 2015 23:37
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i ahve enough room for everybody in my heart, because i forget who ppl are so no harm done
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Jun 11, 2015 23:37
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basement jihadist posted:why are you so mad teaych my man i dont want to talk about it
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Jun 11, 2015 23:38
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TEAYCHES posted:i dont want to talk about it ah gotcha well let me know whats good bring back lf and all that stay strong
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Jun 11, 2015 23:39
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Flo Cytometer posted:do the mumphrey shuffle! do it! ahhh you knuckleheads! ok a quick one for old time's sake *des the best mumph shuff u ever saw*
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Jun 11, 2015 23:40
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you done good kid
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Jun 11, 2015 23:41
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Welcome back, friend.
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Jun 11, 2015 23:46
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hey jerry im sorry i was mean to you in your new thread, i dont know what came over me please accept my apology
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Jun 11, 2015 23:46
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TEAYCHES posted:hey jerry im sorry i was mean to you in your new thread, i dont know what came over me ok
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Jun 11, 2015 23:47
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its good to be nodding skull, menacing, im menace but agree
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Jun 11, 2015 23:48
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welcome back
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Jun 11, 2015 23:50
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this is heartwarming im smile irl
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Jun 11, 2015 23:51
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thanks TEAYCHES. you can talk about what's bothering you in here if u want. i think you'll find we're pretty good listeners
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Jun 11, 2015 23:52
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missed u jerry ugh no not like that get away from my zipper
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Jun 11, 2015 23:52
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plus this thread isn't very interesting and we could probably use something to talk about tbh
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Jun 11, 2015 23:52
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let us welcome home gbs regular and friend to all jerry mumphrey
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Jun 11, 2015 23:55
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ralp told me i have aids
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Jun 11, 2015 23:57
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welcome back, i hope you can find a good posting job despite your criminal record
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Jun 11, 2015 23:58
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TEAYCHES posted:ralp told me i have aids Ralp is a villain with nothing but hatred and a bit of poop in his soul. just imagine that we're the Planeteers and he's Hoggish Greedly and you'll do fine
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Jun 12, 2015 00:03
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I'm the black kid with the tight fade and earthquake powers btw
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Jun 12, 2015 00:09
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I'm the black kid with the tight fade and earthquake powers btw no wonder you are gone for so many episodes
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Jun 12, 2015 00:10
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I just flew in from cat jail, and boy is my oval office tired! I can understand being jealous of Dad gay so what but trying to draw attention to your self like this is really gay
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Jun 12, 2015 00:10
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im the gay kid from the rainforest whose power is heart
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I'm the black kid with the tight fade and earthquake powers btw i'm rafael i am a master of the deady sai
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