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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Volume posted:

I can understand being jealous of Dad gay so what but trying to draw attention to your self like this is really gay

dont step 2 jerry


thanks ~Salmiakki~

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Jun 12, 2015

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Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
im the ooze that turns the forgettable coworker of april into a penis with a hand or whatever the hell it was

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Darkman Fanpage posted:

let us welcome home gbs regular and friend to all jerry mumphrey

yes this is what we do this thing now here in this place

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Volume posted:

trying to draw attention to your self like this is really gay

i'm gay

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Didn't even notice your absence, tbh :shrug:

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

worst thing about being on probation is seeing all the potential sick burns you could be dishing out going unburnt. you're like the man behind the glass, banging on it desperately and screaming "your mum pleasured me last night op!!!" but no one notices you, no one can hear you scream on probation

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

exspurt analcyst posted:

Didn't even notice your absence, tbh :shrug:

harsh, but hey how's it going?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
Welcome back, you got probed for doing god's work

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Just scored a straightup Ralp ban; lost my av too.
Feeling alive & erect!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

krampster2 posted:

worst thing about being on probation is seeing all the potential sick burns you could be dishing out going unburnt. you're like the man behind the glass, banging on it desperately and screaming "your mum pleasured me last night op!!!" but no one notices you, no one can hear you scream on probation

yeah sometimes at least someone would pick up the slack and drop those burns,but when no one did it was fuckin rough

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

yeah sometimes at least someone would pick up the slack and drop those burns,but when no one did it was fuckin rough

doin' gods work :patriot:

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Feel good thread of the year, already. I'm here for you, bro, as you build your life as an ex con. Solitary and sobriety, friend.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i sat w jerry on the greyhound from florida every stop i had to interrupt his jo sesh in the stopnrob can b4 they left w/o him

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

whoflungpoop posted:

i sat w jerry on the greyhound from florida every stop i had to interrupt his jo sesh in the stopnrob can b4 they left w/o him

they wouldnt've

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

they wouldnt've

ok weve had this argument back in the bus after how many stops now? before alabama, way before the baby in front started puking

they wouldvefuckin left u

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

krampster2 posted:

worst thing about being on probation is seeing all the potential sick burns you could be dishing out going unburnt. you're like the man behind the glass, banging on it desperately and screaming "your mum pleasured me last night op!!!" but no one notices you, no one can hear you scream on probation

yeah i dont even view the forums when im probed for just this reason, i sever totally from them remove them from my facebook etc,


i don't know how i'd react to missing my train to posting heaven

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
greetings

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i pleasured your mom last week OP

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
welcome back to the friendliest site on the internet, friend. ;)

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
MODS??

MODSS????

BAN this FILTH

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i would look into some options (life-wise, alive scenarios, etc.)

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
hey dad gay missed u and ur posting, hope the gouts doin alright

OP you can suck my drat balls

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im on some sedatives now so i havevtolln have the sess. can mine. bronjh

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
oh thats good sometimes we all have to take a little break, slow some things down and just relax a little bit especially when it involves frequent heart palpitations

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

the great deceiver posted:

oh thats good sometimes we all have to take a little break, slow some things down and just relax a little bit especially when it involves frequent heart palpitations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5WxKuoZ5oA

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Ralp is a villain with nothing but hatred and a bit of poop in his soul. just imagine that we're the Planeteers and he's Hoggish Greedly and you'll do fine

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Ralp is a villain with nothing but hatred and a bit of poop in his soul. just imagine that we're the Planeteers and he's Hoggish Greedly and you'll do fine

feels more like a dukes of hazzard deal

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

feels more like a dukes of hazzard deal

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

-did you get a load of nooner getting probed for standing in solidarity with me against the tyranny of ralp? what a loving mensch. love that guy
think this makes him your barnacle

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

gary oldmans diary posted:

think this makes him your barnacle

I'm no boat

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



im a mumphrey maniac

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

get bent fucklord
straighten up young man

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

vyst posted:

im a mumphrey maniac

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
I heard you were the gayest man in the universe and recently almost died. Care to comment?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Arkanomen posted:

I heard you were the gayest man in the universe and recently almost died. Care to comment?

no thats me

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
wb :coffee:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Arkanomen posted:

I heard you were the gayest man in the universe and recently almost died. Care to comment?

not especially

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

vyst posted:

im a mumphrey maniac

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
when you think about it really arent you a boat though

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