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But I still want to pretend to sound knowledgeable to people you know?? The Selfish Gene War and Peace Twilight Saga The Silmarillion tia
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Jun 12, 2015 00:04
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I have not read any of those but I did read Holes Its a bout a kid who has to dig up a bunch of holes!!
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Jun 12, 2015 00:05
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Wow those are same boring books, I have memorized the bulk of R.L Stines Goosebumps, read those instead
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Jun 12, 2015 00:06
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Moola posted:But I still want to pretend to sound knowledgeable to people you know?? your body is a robot piloted by chromosomes war and peace are different, but maybe not? vampires are scary elves are magic there you go op.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:07
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im currently reading dog raped waitress its pretty good so far
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Jun 12, 2015 00:08
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war and peace is basically just war blows don't do war it's evil iirc
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Jun 12, 2015 00:09
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grandpas drunk posted:I have not read any of those but I did read Holes I dig your moms holes
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Jun 12, 2015 00:09
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Moridin920 posted:lol WHAT its part of a series its pretty good you should check it out 
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Jun 12, 2015 00:09
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Is something awful now ripping off rinkworks? http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/
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Jun 12, 2015 00:11
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Leonard is a master of the craft. He writes the most believable knottings in the biz.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:13
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starship troopers blew
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Jun 12, 2015 00:15
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:Leonard is a master of the craft. He writes the most believable knottings in the biz. i defy anyone to find a better author of dog gently caress fiction 
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Jun 12, 2015 00:16
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thanks guys
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Jun 12, 2015 00:19
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War and Peace - say, "I can't believe I wasted my time with it. It's nothing but a trash romance novel. I can only assume it achieved it's notoriety for it's length because there is absolutely nothing else notable about it."
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Jun 12, 2015 00:22
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The Silmarillion - try, "It's poo poo"
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Jun 12, 2015 00:24
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Leonard writes excellent first person accounts. "woof. the hairless dog is presenting. on the counter is a thawing chicken which i could reach if she wasn't here. i'm a good boy."
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Jun 12, 2015 00:26
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Snape kills Dumbledore
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Jun 12, 2015 00:27
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:your body is a robot piloted by chromosomes sparkly vampires are not scary
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Jun 12, 2015 00:28
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:Leonard writes excellent first person accounts. have you read this leonard classic? 
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Jun 12, 2015 00:29
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it's nice to remember people have always been gross as hell
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Jun 12, 2015 00:30
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Pick posted:it's nice to remember people have always been gross as hell ..says the furry drawing animutated gently caress. NUKE THA PLANET
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Jun 12, 2015 00:32
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Jun 12, 2015 00:33
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:sparkly vampires are not scary the one in the movie listened to debussey, he's cultured and intimidating.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:34
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Flo Cytometer posted:..says the furry drawing animutated gently caress. plz post your favorite furry ive drawn
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Jun 12, 2015 00:34
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The Silmarillion: The dragon from The Hobbit is pathetic, there was a way bigger dragon, wow, you don't even know. The Balrog from LoTR is a loving wuss. There was a way tougher Balrog, wow, you wouldn't want to mess with him. Sauron is a lame-rear end wanna-be weak-rear end fucker. His boss was way stronger than him and also smarter than him. All the good guys in LOTR are loving weenies you can't even imagine how badass some of the elves are. The war of five armies and whatever that dumb LOTR war was called is kid poo poo, back in the day they had real wars and mountains would rise and fall and the sky would tremble. All that, presented in the most boring way possible.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:36
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Pick posted:plz post your favorite furry ive drawn 
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Jun 12, 2015 00:42
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Windows 98 posted:Snape kills Dumbledore I DIDNT ASK FOR SPOILERS rear end WHOLE
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Jun 12, 2015 00:44
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A Separate Peace: Faggoty faggy fag-fag, ya faggoty fag.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:47
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Don't read the Silmarillion, is the message. It adds absolutely nothing to the other books. It's a giant infodump about stuff that doesn't even matter. It's less like key backstory and more just some guys constantly going on and on about how every single person and monster in LoTR isn't even that great, the older version was way better.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:51
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The Silmarillion: checks out
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Jun 12, 2015 00:51
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Tucker Max - Anything: Woman hating retard pretends to get laid and just jerks it while listening to Stern.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:52
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The Silmarillion:
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Jun 12, 2015 00:53
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Ayn Rand: Self-hating woman begs for rape and capitalism, which are actually two separate functions, FWIW.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:53
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Moola posted:But I still want to pretend to sound knowledgeable to people you know?? war and peace - individuals have no impact on the course of history; all that happens is an inevitable result amid the unpredictable chaos of so much humanity. So enjoy yourself.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:53
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this is i didn't draw
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Jun 12, 2015 00:54
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The Silmarillion: good summary about from your last sentence.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:55
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Shirley Crabtree posted:its part of a series its pretty good you should check it out haha I also find this ironically good
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Jun 12, 2015 00:56
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:All that, presented in the most boring way possible. gently caress yes. the silmarillion is "babby's first dissapointment" because you plow through hobbit/lotr books as a kid and go "I WANT MORE!" so mommy and daddy buy you the silmarillion for your birthday and you read 50 pages in and then cry at how bad it is and then it turns you gay and gently caress this gay awful earth how can this exist so you become a cynical bitter goon.
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Jun 12, 2015 00:59
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Pick posted:this is i didn't draw I wanted to save you the indignity.
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Jun 12, 2015 01:00
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Moola posted:But I still want to pretend to sound knowledgeable to people you know?? That's 4 by the way
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