Frog Act posted:

here you go OP

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There have been 8 posts made by SAN, an average of 0.00 posts per day, since registering on Jan 23, 2004. SAN claims to be a porpoise.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I've bought accounts for three seperate people over the years and all of them are too afraid to post. how can you be afraid to post on a forum of strangers who are pathetic and dumb

donkey salami posted:

We need a second stat

Average words per post

SAN posted:

So afraid that I lurked for about two years (one year before I registered and one year after), made only seven posts, and then never visited again out of sheer terror for ten years!

Seriously, the level of intelligence and cleverness here is just a bit too intense and overwhelming. I have this niggling fear that, at any time, after every post I make, I will be banned, in an instant, just at the whim of a mod.

Have you any idea how frightening all of this is? Why, I just may vanish for another ten years without a post after this topic, hesitant to make nary a squeak in fear of being horrifically mocked or having my thread turn into "trash" as decided the the plurality of votes a thread can get. Even now, my hand hesitates on the "preview post" button, wondering "Do I dare submit this for all to see?" Or will I forever remain a wussy and outside of the Goon-dom forever?
Not to mention, things may have drastically changed since I was a lurker for those two years, ten years ago. Could I be unknowingly putting in motion my own death from 1000 words for committing some ignorant faux pas?

These boards are terrifying. How do you all post here regularly, day after day? HAVE YOU NO FEAR?

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

if youre afraid to post it means you do the things that would get you banned so idk how thats confusing, they dont want to lose the 10bux you gave them as a gift so they dont post

makes sense

SAN posted:

So afraid that I lurked for about two years (one year before I registered and one year after), made only seven posts, and then never visited again out of sheer terror for ten years!

Seriously, the level of intelligence and cleverness here is just a bit too intense and overwhelming. I have this niggling fear that, at any time, after every post I make, I will be banned, in an instant, just at the whim of a mod.

Have you any idea how frightening all of this is? Why, I just may vanish for another ten years without a post after this topic, hesitant to make nary a squeak in fear of being horrifically mocked or having my thread turn into "trash" as decided the the plurality of votes a thread can get. Even now, my hand hesitates on the "preview post" button, wondering "Do I dare submit this for all to see?" Or will I forever remain a wussy and outside of the Goon-dom forever?
Not to mention, things may have drastically changed since I was a lurker for those two years, ten years ago. Could I be unknowingly putting in motion my own death from 1000 words for committing some ignorant faux pas?

These boards are terrifying. How do you all post here regularly, day after day? HAVE YOU NO FEAR?

Mooktastical posted:

Mooktastical posted:

RavenKrows posted:

will you pretend this was a joke when this is all over?

wormsauce posted:

IF U WERE BANED FROM DA FORUMS I WOULDN'T BE POSTING ON UR NEW ONE I'D BE ON DA OLD FORUMS ABUSIN DA ADMIN WHO BANED YOU

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|======(((((((((_/####(((((((((((((((((|====oooooo
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WE POST 2GETHA
WE GET BANED 2GETHA

PASTE THIS IF U'D DO THE SAME

SAN posted:

Actually, I was trying to go for a "sounding light-hearted and non-serious" approach, but I guess that kind of backfired on me.

But hey, I haven't run away again yet. Two posts in ten years. Baby steps.

Also, some of you are right, this should have gone in FYAD. I swear I read the rules before posting (both the general ones and the ones for GBS), but for some reason the "Can I make a thread about this forum?" one escaped my vision the first time around. I saw it on my second reading, my mistake.

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

code:

                  /\     Forge me a sword, and I want you to try
                 / |\    To sharpen it well when you're done.
                / /\ \   For I learned yesterday that I cannot die,
               / /  \ \  And they say THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
              / /    \ \
             /_/      \_\
             \    '`    /Forge me a sword, for I need to defend
              )   ||   ( Against those who'll come seeking my head.
              |   ||   | And we'll fight 'till the inescapable end,
              |   ||   | That leaves one alive, and one dead.
              |   ||   |
              |   ||   |
              |   ||   | Forge me a sword, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!,
              |   ||   | And too much time already has passed.
              |   ||   | For though we all must fall, ere the Game can be done
              |   ||   | I'll be damned if I won't be the last.
              |   ||   |
  /           |   ||   |           \
 /(           |   ||   |           )\
 |`\_         |   ||   |         _/'|
 |`. `-._     |   ||   |     _,-' ,'|
 (   ` . `-._ |  _--_  | _,-' , '   )
  `.._   ` . `-./.__.\.-' , '   _,-'
      `-._   ` | /  \ | '   _,-'
          `-._/ |_()_| \_,-'
       ___.-'   ______   `-,
      '-----.  |______|   /  I am Highlander, the IMMORTAL.
             \  ______   /   From the depths of time, I and many of my
             |  \>  </  /    kind have battled and loved. We are waiting
              \________/     for the time of the Gathering, when only a
              _]______[_     few of us are left. Then we will battle for
              |        |     the ULTIMATE prize.
              |________|
               ]______[#     Remember THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
              |        |
              |________|     Tim McClatchey
              _]______[_     Live Long and Prosper
              |        |     [email]warlord@zonk.geko.com.au[/email]
              |________|     THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
              _]______[_
              |        |
              |________|
                ]____[
              .'      `.
              | <   >  |>
             <|   <   >|
               `.____.'
                 V   V

SAN posted:

niggling

RavenKrows posted:

will you pretend this was a joke when this is all over?

Snatch Duster posted:

gently caress you

a hole-y ghost posted:

Here is your reward milord
http://i.imgur.com/38300.jpg

a hole-y ghost posted:

Here is your reward milord
http://i.imgur.com/38300.jpg

solaranus posted:

when i first read this thread i thought i would try to encourage OP to post more

but this

this thing right here really made me pause and re-think reality

a hole-y ghost posted:

Here is your reward milord
http://i.imgur.com/38300.jpg