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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/sTf1KNA.jpg :nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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diapernjeans
Mar 6, 2015
good

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
thats a good dick

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

the joke is that his NBA record is in fact his phallus

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
good ball handling

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

its all cleveland deserves id say he's come thru on that one

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

so this is the talent he took to south beach... mmm

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
just been watching a vine of Lebron's dick and balls for two minutes


edit: hypnotic: shirt flip, scrotum wiggle, shirt tuck, gone, repeat

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
loving lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

was so quick ABC had no time to censor black dick goodness

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
gently caress da cavs

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
lol how much is ABC going to get fined by the FCC

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

Xaris posted:

gently caress da cavs

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

lol how much is ABC going to get fined by the FCC

$0 because supreme court said gently caress the FCC (also being impotent as gently caress)

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
his talents aren't good enough for south beach

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Inevitable posted:

just been watching a vine of Lebron's dick and balls for two minutes


edit: hypnotic: shirt flip, scrotum wiggle, shirt tuck, gone, repeat

post the animated version of the dick

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
pre game circle jerk builds morale and camaraderie

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
Wait, so are those balls or a wiener in the picture? Or both?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

mucocele posted:

Wait, so are those balls or a wiener in the picture? Or both?

its a cloaca

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

peen time

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
😤

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Inevitable posted:

just been watching a vine of Lebron's dick and balls for two minutes


edit: hypnotic: shirt flip, scrotum wiggle, shirt tuck, gone, repeat

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
that's not chalk he's tossing

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

mods please change my name to Lebron's dick

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Ah, yes, Le Bron's Dick, the noted French book barn GoT fanfic poster. Bienvenue

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
he's a growr not a shore

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/hey-look-its-lebrons-dick-1710773115

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

no wonder why the warriors defense are so scared of Lebron

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
A rare case of a GBS thread delivering. :cheers:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Excelzior posted:

mods please change my name to Lebron's dick

They tried but it's not long enough

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:quig:

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/tDsHvrF.gif :nws:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jun 14, 2015

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If you're 6"8 it'd seem like anything less than 8" would be inadequate. Wish nba listed dick sizes in addition to points per game, rebounds per game, and assists per game to let fans know what's really going on. Bet Larry bird, who was 6"9, had a 3" inch dick.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Holy gently caress, Larry Bird was 6'9". I never knew that. I assumed since he was white and was known for shooting rather than dunking that he was shorter (like his shorts).

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Kuato posted:

If you're 6"8 it'd seem like anything less than 8" would be inadequate. Wish nba listed dick sizes in addition to points per game, rebounds per game, and assists per game to let fans know what's really going on. Bet Larry bird, who was 6"9, had a 3" inch dick.

Charles Barkley was hung like a cat

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Charles Barkley was hung like a cat

lol

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Charles Barkley was hung like a cat

toxmoplasmosis all over my face

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Charles Barkley was hung like a cat
The Round Meow-und of Rebound (penis)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
dicks usually get pretty small when you're playing sports, i remember after wrestling my dick would always be tiny and i would tug and jerk it in the shower to make it look longer and then i'd cum

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Like most things in Cleveland, slightly disappointing.

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Kuato posted:

If you're 6"8 it'd seem like anything less than 8" would be inadequate.

I think one time I read that dicks don't scale proportionately to height all that much. So even though a 6'8" guy is 15% taller than average, his dick is statistically likely to be less than 15% bigger.

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