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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
I dont drink beers slow anymore, i drink each beer in one go and wait 20 min or so between each
i guess cos i used to have spirits and make em strong, i mean people do shots its kinda the same
prolly just usual gbs goon pathetic human being alco oval office


























ily gbs

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
:firstpost:

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
thanks for the contribution retard

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

SECOND POSTTT


e: gently caress third post??

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Nonviolent J posted:

thanks for the contribution retard

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
mods rename op "Contribution Retard"

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

not

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
thanks for the thread retard. ask your loving mom moron

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002


life is tough sometimes

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
just take a loving shot instead of drinking a roll's worth of bread to get drunk, i don't know what you think you're changing except getting fatter

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
that is a little childish, but you can adult things up a bit by using a beer bong

Aletoria
Apr 5, 2015

hi. yes. hi.
real men have it injected into themselves

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

and yeah it's a very adult way to act ; kids just dont do that poo poo man they smoke dank now; babies be sucking on the titties since the day they was born

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
"oh I drank like 1000 calories of beer last night instead of maybe 200 of liquor, it's more socially acceptable though even though I was still drunk and an idiot"

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

have you considered butt chugging?? it's very sophisticated

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Adults don't have to ask this stupid poo poo. They just stomp around yelling like, "Rar rar rar, you'll never get a girlfried. Rar rar rar, I wish you'd never been born."

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Aesop Poprock posted:

"oh I drank like 1000 calories of beer last night instead of maybe 200 of liquor, it's more socially acceptable though even though I was still drunk and an idiot"

i drank twoshots last night and i was pants pissin drunk

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
I weigh like 56 kg and i have a super metabolism so weight gain is not even an option, and beer (coronas only) does not give me hangover at all because of the water content so barely a hangover compared to throwing up all the next day, so shots are out of the question.

id prolly slam beer if i could

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Frankenstyle posted:

Adults don't have to ask this stupid poo poo. They just stomp around yelling like, "Rar rar rar, you'll never get a girlfried. Rar rar rar, I wish you'd never been born."

i like this post

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

basement jihadist posted:

have you considered butt chugging?? it's very sophisticated

If you aren't butt chugging you might as well sit at the kiddie table.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Nonviolent J posted:

I weigh like 56 kg and i have a super metabolism so weight gain is not even an option, and beer (coronas only) does not give me hangover at all because of the water content so barely a hangover compared to throwing up all the next day, so shots are out of the question.

id prolly slam beer if i could

what about shotgunning

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

burritolingus posted:

If you aren't butt chugging you might as well sit at the kiddie table.

i'm trying to break it softly... it takes a real expert

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Nonviolent J posted:

I weigh like 56 kg and i have a super metabolism so weight gain is not even an option, and beer (coronas only) does not give me hangover at all because of the water content so barely a hangover compared to throwing up all the next day, so shots are out of the question.

id prolly slam beer if i could

i don't think an adult male should weigh 120 lbs unless you're like 5' even

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

basement jihadist posted:

what about shotgunning

unless youre talking about sharing smoke i dont know what shotguning is

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
what you wanna do is down that amber ale and in quick succession down 2 waters. 2:1 is the ratio i learned in england and they have a healthy relationship with liquor

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Hey guys I did SESSION DRINKING last night and drank like 2000 carbs over like 4 hours instead of just having a couple shots and getting the same buzz. PS drive me to the store I can't fit into my pants anymore.

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
you might also want to wear a diaper to the pub

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Nonviolent J posted:

unless youre talking about sharing smoke i dont know what shotguning is

laaaaame

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

ThaGrandCow posted:

Hey guys I did SESSION DRINKING last night and drank like 2000 carbs over like 4 hours instead of just having a couple shots and getting the same buzz. PS drive me to the store I can't fit into my pants anymore.

Did you read this you idiot

Nonviolent J posted:

I weigh like 56 kg and i have a super metabolism so weight gain is not even an option, and beer (coronas only) does not give me hangover at all because of the water content so barely a hangover compared to throwing up all the next day, so shots are out of the question.

id prolly slam beer if i could

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Aesop Poprock posted:

i don't think an adult male should weigh 120 lbs unless you're like 5' even

suck my dick and look at my skinny frame you human being

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Sorry i dont live in the USAnus

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Nonviolent J posted:

Did you read this you idiot

suck my dick and look at my skinny frame human being

Sorry i dont live in the USAnus

I remember when I was 18 too!

Enjoy your 12 months of free metabolism.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
Solid thread... Getting my post in on the first page so people see me in the Comedy Goldmine 🎉

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nonviolent J posted:

Sorry i dont live in the USAnus
dont think you can get away with besmirching my last name

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

ThaGrandCow posted:

I remember when I was 18 too!

Enjoy your 12 months of free metabolism.

Who doesn't unless you're under that or have memory loss?

fuckface

goin on 28 years of matabolising and not being a fat gently caress

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

amityville anus posted:

dont think you can get away with besmirching my last name

ily bae

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Nonviolent J posted:

Who doesn't unless you're under that or have memory loss?

fuckface

goin on 28 years of matabolising and not being a fat gently caress

how tall are you man cause I know being a sallow skeleton is a netherlands thing but it's not necessarily healthy or good looking, regardless of how much beer you drink

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
netherlands??

i am underweight, no doubt, no denying that

makes your dick look bigger

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
i think the last time i was 120lbs i was like 12, op must be a dwarf

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

i think the last time i was 120lbs i was like 12, op must be a dwarf

oh im a dwarf, a dwarf with my dick in your loving face

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013

Nonviolent J posted:

makes your dick look bigger

but does it make it bigger? :shrug:

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nonviolent J posted:

oh im a dwarf, a dwarf with my dick in your loving face

all you have to do is stay above ground and this will never happen, forums poster Shasta Orange Soda

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