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Sup, just chillin postin on the internet eating some potato chips. Going to the beach this weekend, buddy of mine is bring his dog and we are gonna play frisbee n poo poo.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:26 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:47 |
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im white
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:27 |
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Melmac posted:im white but are you regular?
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:28 |
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IM NOT WHITE, BUT I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS TO YOU 1 - IS IT TRUE THAT WHITE PARENTS WILL LITERALLY KICK YOU OUT AT 18 CAUSE LMAO 2 - WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE CHIKKEN TO YOU 3 - NORTHFACE 4 - IM GAY
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:30 |
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dk2m posted:IM NOT WHITE, BUT I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS TO YOU 1. Not true, you will face heavy resentment unless you have a good reason for staying home. 2. It doesn't 3. Not a question 4. Not a question
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:34 |
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I had a nice dump yesterday, so I guess that makes me regular. I also have a management job, so that makes me a white dude. Yay!
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:39 |
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texaholic posted:but are you regular? Just took a huge dump, so yes.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:39 |
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wanna play hackeysack after we eat some mayo sandwhiches on wonder bread, brah?
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:39 |
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wait i haven't taken a poo poo except on the forums today brb
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:40 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:wanna play hackeysack after we eat some mayo sandwhiches on wonder bread, brah? I'll go get my dmb cds
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:40 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:wanna play hackeysack after we eat some mayo sandwhiches on wonder bread, brah? I ain't that kind of man, I prefer steak and frisbee, dude
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:44 |
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women act very surprised when i tell them i'm white
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:45 |
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texaholic posted:I ain't that kind of man, I prefer steak and frisbee, dude dont lie you know you keep the mayo hidden inside a bottle of heinz 57
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:47 |
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ok now im regular too
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:48 |
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i'm not white but the FederalGovernment doesn't recognize my ethnicity as a racial category so they count me as a white male which is some bullshit also police officers tend to be very helpful and cool with me so maybe i am
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:48 |
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texaholic posted:I ain't that kind of man, I prefer steak and frisbee, dude ok some well done chuck steaks on wonder bred with mayo, lettuce and a side of boiled cabbage and green beans with small bits of bacon wasted in there
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:49 |
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im white but not regular i have to pee a lot
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:49 |
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im irregular need more fiber in my diet
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:49 |
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pretty fly. for a white guy.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:50 |
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gently caress you op
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:50 |
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in this part of Texas, i'm p sure i pass for "white enough" if there are more ethnic people around and "keep an eye on that one" if it's a place with a bunch of white folk when i have kids tho they are gonna be hella white oh dear
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:50 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:when i have kids tho they are gonna be hella white oh dear they'll let your kind adopt white kids? whats the world coming to?!
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:51 |
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my white wife has a giant bag full of single serve mayo packets
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:52 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:they'll let your kind adopt white kids? whats the world coming to?! no they won't i'm gonna grow my own thank you very much
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:54 |
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i plan on naming my 2.5 kids Angel (stillborn) Lilly and Blanca. two really good looking white kids who will learn a lot about their dead sister growing up
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:54 |
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those are great white kid names
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:57 |
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being white is pretty dang cool I love just being a normal everyday white man
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 16:59 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:ok some well done chuck steaks on wonder bred with mayo, lettuce and a side of boiled cabbage and green beans with small bits of bacon wasted in there Green beans is a little too close to collard greens for me, I'll pass. Also paid my bills on time this month, that makes 178 consecutive months in a row. Gonna celebrate with a 15 dollar bottle of red wine.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:05 |
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Gonna watch Shark Tank tonight, and then 20/20.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnFlQAvk8U
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:08 |
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"Something something something something Taylor Swift, something something something something Netflix." - 90% of white peoples dating profiles
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:13 |
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being a cis white male myself, i feel like i was given a game genie code for life.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:13 |
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finally a safe space where we can talk about The Barenaked Ladies
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:16 |
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vyst posted:being a cis white male myself, i feel like i was given a game genie code for life. this. This is the whitest thing i've ever read. social vegan posted:finally a safe space where we can talk about The Barenaked Ladies I think you mean TMBG.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:17 |
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social vegan posted:finally a safe space where we can talk about The Barenaked Ladies Hootie and the Blowfish too
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:20 |
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hang in there regular white dudes times are tough but you can do it
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:20 |
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i don tknow about you guys but i can't wait for the next cd from the proclaimers
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:21 |
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pleats or no pleats? ha ha jk always pleats
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:21 |
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i own boat shoes and a boat to wear them on
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:22 |
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Sweater Vest sale at The Gap!!!
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