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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Sup, just chillin postin on the internet eating some potato chips. Going to the beach this weekend, buddy of mine is bring his dog and we are gonna play frisbee n poo poo.

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
im white

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Melmac posted:

im white

but are you regular?

dk2m
May 6, 2009
IM NOT WHITE, BUT I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS TO YOU

1 - IS IT TRUE THAT WHITE PARENTS WILL LITERALLY KICK YOU OUT AT 18 CAUSE LMAO
2 - WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE CHIKKEN TO YOU
3 - NORTHFACE
4 - IM GAY

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

dk2m posted:

IM NOT WHITE, BUT I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS TO YOU

1 - IS IT TRUE THAT WHITE PARENTS WILL LITERALLY KICK YOU OUT AT 18 CAUSE LMAO
2 - WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE CHIKKEN TO YOU
3 - NORTHFACE
4 - IM GAY

1. Not true, you will face heavy resentment unless you have a good reason for staying home.

2. It doesn't

3. Not a question

4. Not a question

jcn7vc
Nov 14, 2007

When you're getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get a shit bat.
I had a nice dump yesterday, so I guess that makes me regular.

I also have a management job, so that makes me a white dude. Yay!

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

texaholic posted:

but are you regular?

Just took a huge dump, so yes.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
wanna play hackeysack after we eat some mayo sandwhiches on wonder bread, brah?

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
wait i haven't taken a poo poo except on the forums today brb

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Flo Cytometer posted:

wanna play hackeysack after we eat some mayo sandwhiches on wonder bread, brah?

I'll go get my dmb cds

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Flo Cytometer posted:

wanna play hackeysack after we eat some mayo sandwhiches on wonder bread, brah?

I ain't that kind of man, I prefer steak and frisbee, dude

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
women act very surprised when i tell them i'm white

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

texaholic posted:

I ain't that kind of man, I prefer steak and frisbee, dude

dont lie you know you keep the mayo hidden inside a bottle of heinz 57

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
ok now im regular too :cool:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

i'm not white but the FederalGovernment doesn't recognize my ethnicity as a racial category so they count me as a white male which is some bullshit also police officers tend to be very helpful and cool with me so maybe i am :shrug:

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

texaholic posted:

I ain't that kind of man, I prefer steak and frisbee, dude

ok some well done chuck steaks on wonder bred with mayo, lettuce and a side of boiled cabbage and green beans with small bits of bacon wasted in there

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
im white but not regular i have to pee a lot

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
im irregular need more fiber in my diet

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
pretty fly. for a white guy.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
gently caress you op

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

in this part of Texas, i'm p sure i pass for "white enough" if there are more ethnic people around and "keep an eye on that one" if it's a place with a bunch of white folk


when i have kids tho they are gonna be hella white oh dear

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Commie NedFlanders posted:

when i have kids tho they are gonna be hella white oh dear

they'll let your kind adopt white kids? whats the world coming to?!

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

my white wife has a giant bag full of single serve mayo packets :nyoron:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Flo Cytometer posted:

they'll let your kind adopt white kids? whats the world coming to?!

no they won't i'm gonna grow my own thank you very much

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
i plan on naming my 2.5 kids Angel (stillborn) Lilly and Blanca. two really good looking white kids who will learn a lot about their dead sister growing up

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

those are great white kid names

grandpas drunk
Jun 10, 2015

by Ralp
being white is pretty dang cool I love just being a normal everyday white man

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Flo Cytometer posted:

ok some well done chuck steaks on wonder bred with mayo, lettuce and a side of boiled cabbage and green beans with small bits of bacon wasted in there

Green beans is a little too close to collard greens for me, I'll pass.

Also paid my bills on time this month, that makes 178 consecutive months in a row. Gonna celebrate with a 15 dollar bottle of red wine.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Gonna watch Shark Tank tonight, and then 20/20.

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnFlQAvk8U

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
"Something something something something Taylor Swift, something something something something Netflix." - 90% of white peoples dating profiles

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



being a cis white male myself, i feel like i was given a game genie code for life.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



finally a safe space where we can talk about The Barenaked Ladies

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

vyst posted:

being a cis white male myself, i feel like i was given a game genie code for life.

this. This is the whitest thing i've ever read.

social vegan posted:

finally a safe space where we can talk about The Barenaked Ladies

I think you mean TMBG.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

social vegan posted:

finally a safe space where we can talk about The Barenaked Ladies

Hootie and the Blowfish too

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

hang in there regular white dudes times are tough but you can do it

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
i don tknow about you guys but i can't wait for the next cd from the proclaimers

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



pleats or no pleats? ha ha jk always pleats

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
i own boat shoes and a boat to wear them on

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Sweater Vest sale at The Gap!!!

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