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Charles Gnarwin
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Just chiming in to say that the OP was awesome and Cain is going to remind everyone that he is the best heavyweight of all time who only fights some of the time.

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

why is eddie alvarez's facial hair and why is nate marquart on the main card

It's less that Nate is on the main card and more that Kelvin's grappling dummy is on the main card.

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Trevino was tired of getting lit up in his hometown and now it's going to be a no contest.

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The UFC should consider paying dudes at least part of their win bonus when they can't continue after a foul because right now there is no incentive to admit that you can't see/keep from puking up your balls.

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1st AD posted:

I hate guys like Trevino who just don't do poo poo in a fight but shake their head every time clean strikes land.

Hey now, do not say he doesn't do anything. He's also waving in Case to hit him more.

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You know poo poo is dire when Joe Rogan is talking about smog.

Trevino getting booed in his hometown is great.

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TUF night for Perez

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I like that getting choked out made him make the Werdum face.

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I've never hope for a boring decision more.

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Distrito Federal is Spanish for standing guillotine against the cage

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Camus being pissed about the clinch but doing nothing to reverse it is so annoying.

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Cejudo is gassed. Quetzalcoatl better intervene on his behalf or Camus might catch him in the third.

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Mighty Mouse could probably fight two Cejudos at once and not get tired.

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Threatening the soccer kick to get Camus to roll to his back was crafty. Really dirty, but crafty.

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The bar where I watch every PPV is only playing the UFC on one TV because of the Stanley Cup. Let's go Hawks, I guess. Win fast so they can switch the other TVs to a sport where they fight without shirts.

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POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

funny. i somewhat care about the hawks and bolts game and it's on like 1 of the 50 tvs here and UFC is on all the others.

The bartender made up for it by bringing me my Sprite before I even went to the bar to ask. I guess being the only non-drinker in a bar every UFC has its benefits.

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acejackson42 posted:

Different countries?

Any non-Midwestern or Tampa city won't give a poo poo about this game. All the "hockey lovers" in LA probably think the season is over now.

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K8.0 posted:

Angela Hill is really likable so I hope she's developed past the point where her only attribute is looking like the female version of Cheick Kongo, but I seriously doubt it will ever happen.

Cheick Kongo is bald, you racist.

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Hill looked decent walking Tecia down but she's got to work on the ground.

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That was a high-level fight in the sense that it was held well above sea level.

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And now for two unranked featherweights. Thank god all I pay for is the Sprite.

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EmmyOk posted:

poo poo I should have made my smoothie last fight, well now is the best fight to make it of the remaining.

...how long does it take you to make a smoothie?

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Rodriguez is cool with me because he threw an enziguiri

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Nair Rodriguez is my poo poo. That reversal and flurry was so gnarly.

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I will never insult a fight between unranked featherweights again.

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Dangersim posted:

If he had pulled of a Peruvian necktie I would have lost my poo poo

Has there been a successful one in the UFC since CB Dolloway busted it out?

Yair deserved that win. His triangle in the first was a threat for a good part of the round

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Bubba Smith posted:

Yair gonna get a big Reebok sponsorship

Puke on Pumps

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EvanSchenck posted:

Rosa had a lot of time in dominant positions. I think it depends on how you score the triangle attempt in the first round. You could give Yair the round for threatening the finish like that (I do), or you could give it to Rosa for escaping and maintaining a dominant position for most of the round.

I scored it Yair not only for the triangle, but also the damage he dealt from the bottom. His upticks were connecting hard and he actually somehow connected with solid punches from his back.

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I too have been waiting for iOS 3.16.

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Gastelum's last win in Mexico produced an all-time great post fight speech. Let's hope that he delivers tonight.

He also looks fat as hell (relatively speaking)

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Unnamed woman clapping

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Joe is a prophet

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Marquardt is learning about generation gaps right now. He's going to get eaten up this round.

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When the Conquistadors arrived, they were appalled by the human sacrifices ordered by Aztec ruler Bigtandan.

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Trevor Whitman being a good cornerman

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Kelvin seems sad about what he had to do.

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"I'm ready to hire a bald steroid lover who will count my almonds and put them in a ziplock bag in my backpack!"

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Mavis Beacon Boi posted:

I feel like I'd give that guy some money if I loved tamales as much as Kelvin does if it guarantees me making weight.

I mean, tamales are really good yall.

poo poo, now I'm hoping that the famous Chicago Tamale Man shows up at the bar because I'm hungry.

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From Bellator to ISIS: My Journey with Maligned Organizations by Eddie Alvarez

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LobsterMobster posted:

I thought it was Frodo Khasbulaev that went from Bellator to ISIS

Pretty sure that dude is just busy grappling with Nick Ring :rimshot:

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