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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Some of the actors are good as well, but it's wasted on a show that was probably written by a dumb baby. Oh, I guess I should say, whoever does the lighting is excellent.

Let's celebrate some nasty gore though, it's great and enough that I watched it way longer than I should have. loving top tier, for me a super treat.






Mushroom episode was loving siiiick




Totem pole verdict: goofy


All tuckered out


This one's just kind of funny


Murderous fursuit


Then again, a lot of the dark lighting of the show is because these would look dumb in good lighting. But they did it with the mushroom people.


I died the way i lived... covered in bees. (Bees would never do this, learn a thing!)



^
(im danish! :buddy:)

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
it's good, actually

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks dumb as hell

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

JebanyPedal posted:

Looks dumb as hell

it's good, actually

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014
What the gently caress is this?

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake

Poetic Justice posted:

it's good, actually

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Poetic Justice posted:

it's good, actually

Not watching

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
of course a hosed up weirdo that draws furry porn like op would be into this

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I watched the first four episode then stopped because it's actually pretty bad and not good at all.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Professor Shark posted:

I watched the first four episode then stopped because it's actually pretty bad and not good at all.

cinematography good, show bad

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Darkman Fanpage posted:

of course a hosed up weirdo that draws furry porn like op would be into this

well it's a horror thread so go ahead and post whatever you've apparently found

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Hannibal is a show for people who like the smell of they own fart.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
it canbe both bad and good

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

king salmon posted:

it canbe both bad and good

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Like, half of the show is pretentious wank where characters act in extremely odd or evasive ways not because they have any motivation to do so but because it creates conflict for the sole purpose of driving the show forwards.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
yeah, like this is a show that is half homoeroticism and cannibalism, which are just about my two favorite things, but i still had to give up because the other half is just tedious af

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
They should really consider adding in a comic relief character - I suggest that Hannibal pair up with Miggs from Silence of the Lambs, and he can throw jizz at someone in every episode.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
you know what shoe fuckign sucks? true detective. yeah i totally wanna see matthew mchonaguey talk like ap retentious sociopath for an hour at a time

morons

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

solo humping pro posted:

you know what shoe fuckign sucks? true detective. yeah i totally wanna see matthew mchonaguey talk like ap retentious sociopath for an hour at a time

man does he just do that in every single thing he's in?

there was wolves of wall street and then that one that cind loved where he rapes a teenage girl and forces a woman to eat fried chicken in an even rapey-er way

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
lol @ the bee corpse like why would bees do that.

Pick posted:

man does he just do that in every single thing he's in?

there was wolves of wall street and then that one that cind loved where he rapes a teenage girl and forces a woman to eat fried chicken in an even rapey-er way

My understanding is that girls really like matthew mcconahay so obvs this works.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

solo humping pro posted:

you know what shoe fuckign sucks? true detective. yeah i totally wanna see matthew mchonaguey talk like ap retentious sociopath for an hour at a time

morons

the action sequence with the bikers stealing drugs was better than anything Hannibal could hope to achieve in it's wildest dreams

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hot Jam posted:

lol @ the bee corpse like why would bees do that.

yeah seriously, even exposed nests are rare



and this is a serious bee fuckup, this is "bee couldn't find good nesting site and then all the exasperated bees just made something and we'll probably all die now, sigh"

but even then

you can see the structure of the honeybee colony

also there was the episode about mushrooms where they were like you HAVE to keep the guys ALIVE and it's like... what. yeah fungus only feeds on ALIVE things they're super specific about only drawing nutrient from things that are ALIVE. im a mushroom this makes sense

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hot Jam posted:

My understanding is that girls really like matthew mcconahay so obvs this works.

im a woman and never met another woman who didn't think he was creepy as hell

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
yeah, as a guy mcconahay always seemed sorta sleazy to me and always wondered why he was in romantic movies back in the 2000s/90's

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
katharine isabelle is very cool imo

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good

Poetic Justice posted:

it's good, actually

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
OP wouldn't know a good show unless it dick slapped him in the face

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



IMO you could extend "cool gore" to "cool visuals" in general, it is a very pretty show to look at. You're right it doesn't have much else going for it though.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
i mean who teh gently caress can even spell his last name? fuckign creep he's just trying to evade the sex offender registry

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
the audio is really awesome too

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000

Poetic Justice posted:

it's good, actually

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Breetai posted:

Hannibal is a show for people who like the smell of they own fart.

Is the show on netflix? Asking for me.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Breetai posted:

Hannibal is a show for people who like the smell of they own fart.

i like ffart

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Wth Pick, I thought you were cool. But what cool person doesn't like hannibal??

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Zartosht posted:

IMO you could extend "cool gore" to "cool visuals" in general, it is a very pretty show to look at. You're right it doesn't have much else going for it though.

Yeah, there's some art folk on the team who are carrying the entire weight of the show. Their work is top tier.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
That's friggin gross OP

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

remigious posted:

Wth Pick, I thought you were cool. But what cool person doesn't like hannibal??

look, "ambiguously gay cannibals" should be a home run with me. if you can't even keep me on board with that hook then your show has a Writing Problem

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Poetic Justice posted:

it's good, actually

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Pick posted:

look, "ambiguously gay cannibals" should be a home run with me. if you can't even keep me on board with that hook then your show has a Writing Problem

Actually you are the one with the problem. Turns out you just have poo poo taste in TV shows. Go back to watching Adventure Time nerd.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Windows 98 posted:

Actually you are the one with the problem. Turns out you just have poo poo taste in TV shows. Go back to watching Adventure Time nerd.

pick's tv show of choice is Rick & Morty and everything else is a sad attempt to fill a Rick & Morty void

a show so good, I appreciate it even tho it has no gay cannibals (yet??????? :shobon: )

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