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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Blue Train posted:

just bang other guys wives let the husbands deal with paying for poo poo

*strokes chin*

hmmm

the cuck meme

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Inevitable posted:

two grease filled baggies between the couch cushions

is this what you're referring to wrt the "doing sex right now" thread?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
If the goal is to just get laid you can hit craigslist or something and find someone to touch your hideous flesh for free.

If it's just prostitution or dating, and the goal is still getting laid, then prostitution if you're a man, dating if you're a woman, in a heterosexual sense (homosex is trickier).

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

all joking aside there are really tons of dudes who literally equate prostitution and dating

do they do it because:

1) they want to appear jaded and cynical by reducing everything to subconscious economic trade-offs?
2) they're sociopaths who are unable or unwilling to feel an intellectual or emotional connection with a woman and so reduce all man-woman relations to sexual acts
3) all of the above?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Dynastocles posted:

all joking aside there are really tons of dudes who literally equate prostitution and dating

do they do it because:

1) they want to appear jaded and cynical by reducing everything to subconscious economic trade-offs?
2) they're sociopaths who are unable or unwilling to feel an intellectual or emotional connection with a woman and so reduce all man-woman relations to sexual acts
3) all of the above?

If your only goal in dating is to get your dick wet/your vag filled, then it's basically just prostitution for you.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
lifehack: save money by beating the prostitute to death at the end of the transaction

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RideTheSpiral posted:

lifehack: save money by beating the prostitute to death at the end of the transaction

Lawyers and Alibis cost money. Not that I know anything about this.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
The answer is clearly, "dating a woman who has/makes a lot of money."
HTH

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Marry a woman with greater employ-ability and level of education. Then, just "work at home," or "work a job" as she rakes in 6 figures in your shared checking account. Divorce for that sweet sweet alimony, and run away to Croatia where the cost of living is low and you can marry a hot hot hot goth chick who reads Wonkette and traveled to Croatia on summer vacay to draw the amazing architecture of Split and Zagreb while licking your face.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

RideTheSpiral posted:

lifehack: save money by beating the prostitute to death at the end of the transaction

alternatively get good at tossing chainsaws down a stairwell.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Well if you want a healthy emotional connection with another human being, try dating

If you're just looking for that next hit of internally produced chemicals that your body withholds until you orgasm, then try porn. It's free and you'll have loads of extra time to finish painting your ultramarines.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Amarcarts posted:

Well if you want a healthy emotional connection with another human being, try dating

If you're just looking for that next hit of internally produced chemicals that your body withholds until you orgasm, then try porn. It's free and you'll have loads of extra time to finish painting your ultramarines.

Ultramarines are the loving worst. Smurfs need to GTFO. Guardsmen are where it's at!
:goonsay:



:vomarine:

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