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I liked the teleporting old people in that movie.
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Jun 13, 2015 05:21
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BINGO!
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Jun 13, 2015 05:22
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Full sex in the missionary only. This battleship is getting into heaven, buddy.
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Jun 13, 2015 05:23
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I thought it'd be the worst military movie I'd see that year but then the Red Dawn remake came out and holy poo poo
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Jun 13, 2015 05:23
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Jun 13, 2015 05:23
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Like I hated every character in Battleship but at least they had their own little one dimensional characters to hate. Red Dawn's characters didn't even have that. Each scene is like now something's gonna happen and give this character his defining moment and naw just kidding is there even a plot going on here
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Jun 13, 2015 05:53
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I hated it so much Patrick Swayze I miss you
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Jun 13, 2015 05:54
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b4 u sank my battleship
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Jun 13, 2015 05:55
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I saw it in the theaters. It was fun to laugh at with other ppl who paid money to see it. iirc current releases really liked it.
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Jun 13, 2015 06:34
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susbscribe for more hp bloodninja fanfic
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Jun 13, 2015 09:39
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lol @ the black guy who lost his lower limbs probably including his dick and balls which is why he is so mad all movie as he cant rape the blonde chick, but then he realises he is a cyborg and is happy -- then they save hawaii but the volcano (gaia) says gently caress you niggaaaaa and everyone is petrified in stone p. good movie and liam neeson
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Jun 13, 2015 09:54
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The ending was so brilliant and patriotic how they took an old virtually uncrewed, unarmed, and decommissioned museum ship and in about 7 minutes had it fully battle ready, I wept with  pride.
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Jun 13, 2015 09:54
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Did it really take you 3 years of heavy thinking to come up with this joke thread?
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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ThaGrandCow posted:Did it really take you 3 years of heavy drinking to come up with this joke thread?
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Jun 13, 2015 10:12
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battleship has to be the worst movie made since revolver
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Jun 13, 2015 12:11
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Does Liam Neeson say "You sunk my battleship" at any point in this movie?
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Number_6 posted:The ending was so brilliant and patriotic how they took an old virtually uncrewed, unarmed, and decommissioned museum ship and in about 7 minutes had it fully battle ready, I wept with "The ships enormous steam boilers haven't been fired in 30 years you're gonna have to wait 10 minutes before we can set sail, captain!" *drops anchor at full speed and does a 180 in a 50,000 ton battlship* Zeno-25 fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jun 13, 2015 |
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Jun 13, 2015 17:29
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Ages posted:Does Liam Neeson say "You sunk my battleship" at any point in this movie? Despite how they advertised it he's barely in the movie.
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Jun 13, 2015 18:30
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Zeno-25 posted:"The ships enormous steam boilers haven't been fired in 30 years you're gonna have to wait 10 minutes before we can set sail, captain!" This one weird trick discovered by a steamboat captain! The US Navy hates him!
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Jun 13, 2015 18:34
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It did have that cool zz top song in it. Being Canadian I should call them Zed Zed Top, but I don't. I prefer the American style.
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Jun 13, 2015 18:35
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Phobic Nest posted:I hated it so much Patrick Swayze I miss you ROAD HOUSE
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My favorite part of the movie was after the guy fought off all the and saved the world the general came up to him and said if he was ready for a real challenge he should come and join the marines. Battleship was a pretty good commercial imo
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Jun 13, 2015 18:41
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Hector Beerlioz posted:after the guy fought off all the and saved the world the general came up to him and said if he was ready for a real challenge he should come and join the marines. ugh seriously? also movies that spread government propaganda are allowed access to their ships/planes/etc and some military technology that otherwise would be unavailable so its completely believable
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Jun 13, 2015 18:52
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Blue Train posted:ugh seriously? also movies that spread government propaganda are allowed access to their ships/planes/etc and some military technology that otherwise would be unavailable so its completely believable Yup, like I said it was a pretty good commercial, tho Top Gun is the best.
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Blue Train posted:ugh seriously? also movies that spread government propaganda are allowed access to their ships/planes/etc and some military technology that otherwise would be unavailable so its completely believable Something strange is happening to me. Is this what Republicans feel like when minority kids don't go hungry? Mah taxes! 
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ThaGrandCow posted:Did it really take you 3 years of heavy thinking to come up with this joke thread? nah it was randomly on tv and then i put on some goku pants
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Blue Train posted:ugh seriously? also movies that spread government propaganda are allowed access to their ships/planes/etc and some military technology that otherwise would be unavailable so its completely believable They do that with pretty much any movie that involves the military. If you want to use real military stuff they get final say on things. For example in Iron Man 1 they had to make some changes involving Rhodey because the Air Force wasn't happy with how they were portrayed.
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Jun 13, 2015 18:59
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The air force didn't want to get cucked by one dude in a tin can? You don't say!
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if they can make a movie about battleship the boardgame why can't they make a movie about Death from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?
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you might be a king or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you dance with the reaper
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Zeno-25 posted:"The ships enormous steam boilers haven't been fired in 30 years you're gonna have to wait 10 minutes before we can set sail, captain!" The physicists and metallurgists are the ones who are going to lose all immersion with the anchor handbrake turn. Actually I'm going to get in on that too. Molecular bonds are not that strong! That chain could have been carbon nanotubes and still snapped (actually the anchor point would have sheared away in that case, whatever). The engineering was fine though. Steam boilers are weird, they can last for ages if properly maintained. Ten minutes was too tight at least. The thing probably wouldn't have enough coal in the bunkers to do anything too. Was it oil powered? Not enough oil. No one leaves oil sitting around for years that's just stupid. Why would an alien race engage in water battles anyway? Just chuck poo poo from orbit. Rods from god. A John Paul Jones or Arleigh Burk would be utterly gutted by something like that, even a carrier would be crippled if not sunk, with no ability to strike back too.
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IronClaymore posted:The physicists and metallurgists are the ones who are going to lose all immersion with the anchor handbrake turn. Actually I'm going to get in on that too. Molecular bonds are not that strong! That chain could have been carbon nanotubes and still snapped (actually the anchor point would have sheared away in that case, whatever). The aliens came in peace and just wanted get home after one of their ships was destroyed in a freak collision with an earthling satellite and the humans then proceeded to attack first for no clear reason. Presumably they will send actual warships next time to avenge this outrage. It's pretty weird that everyone at the end is celebrating a meaningless military victory while humanity is almost certainly going to be annihilated a week or two after the credits roll. It's even weirder that they left all of this stuff in the script and never did anything with it.
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Cinema Discusso unironically thinks Battleship is a work of cinematic art.
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rihanna's face is busted
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