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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed


Congratulations to the Super Bowl champion Miami Dolphins ! :toot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQOJwcMCAqI -Trailer 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpkxL9hb1Pw - Trailer 2



Dwayne Johnson plays Spencer Strasmore, former linebacker for the Miami Dolphins who-like most pro athletes when they retire-is at a loss for what to do now. He is hired by Joe (Rob Corddry) to recruit his friends/former teammates as clients for Anderson Financial. Haunted by the way his career ended he does his best not only to help them hold onto their money but also to guide them through celebrity life in the social media age. However his own financial problems, the physical toll of pro football and desire to stay in the jet-set life threaten his professional and personal relationships.

Omar Benson Miller as Charles Greane, former offensive lineman for the Tampa Bay Bucs and friend of Spencer and Ricky. Struggling with life after football, and apparently a bit uncomfortable that he never achieved the notoriety of his peers, he gets a job as a salesman at a Chevy dealership in the pilot.
He decides to make a comeback in episode 8.

John David Washington as Ricky Jerret. Hot tempered, wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins who was released by the Green Bay Packers following an altercation at a nightclub that went viral.

Donovan Carter as Vernon Littlefield, a promising defensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys who is struggling meeting the demands of taking care of his "family". He borrows 300,000 from Spencer in exchange for signing as one of his clients.

London Brown as Reggie, childhood friend and de facto business manager of Vernon's who is squandering his money

Troy Garity as Jason, Ricky and Vernon's current agent as well as Spencer's former agent.

Jazmyn Simon as Julie Greane, Charles's wife

Anabelle Acosta as Annabella, Ricky's former girlfriend

Dule Hill as Larry Siefert , the General Manager of the Dolphins who is responsible for signing Ricky
and for Charles's comeback.

Arielle Kebbel as Tracy Leggette, a sideline reporter for the Dolphins and Spencer's love interest

Richard Schiff as Mr. Anderson, head of the financial advisory firm that employs Spencer and Joe.

Peter Berg as (?), head coach of the Miami Dolphins

DeSean Jackson, Steven Jackson, Antonio Brown, Don Shula, Larry Csonka, Rick Ross, Jon Beason, Dan LeBatard, Lamarr Woodley, Victor Cruz, Jay Glazer, Chris "Birdman" Andersen and Giancarlo Stanton as themselves

*Apparently NOT totally Entourage for sports fans yet (according to the Hollywood reporter)- http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/ballers-tv-review-799918. But actually Entourage for sports fans according to Slate - http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/06/18/hbo_s_ballers_could_have_been_the_first_great_nfl_tv_show_instead_it_s_entourage.html

The SituAsian fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Aug 20, 2015

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Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
I'll watch anything with Dwayne the rock Johnson in it.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

I'll give Rocktourage an ep or two.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
This show looks like poo poo from the previews but i need a new bro show, at least there will be boobs.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Shout outs to drake

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
oh, neat. i thought this was a film

Anya
Nov 3, 2004
"If you have information worth hearing, then I am grateful for it. If you're gonna crack jokes, then I'm gonna pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat."
Spectacular way to kill off a player in the first minute.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Was hoping NBA players were the stars.

The best fashion in the world front stage center.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
"Who's gonna win the LPGA?"
"you are?"

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Even HBO shows talk poo poo about how terrible Jacksonville is :lol:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Liked it. Will keep watching.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I liked it. The Rock rules.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
It was good!

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
That was a lot better than I thought it would be. Will watch again.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Good show. Looking forward to more of it.

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Was cool, interested to see where the rookie with the house full of people goes. Hopefully he cuts the freeloaders

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Gonna watch this in a few.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
I like The Rock a lot and am willing to watch him in almost anything, but his recent projects unfortunately hit all the marks of poo poo I cannot stand. First San Andreas, a by the numbers boring disaster porn movie, and now an entourage show but sports. Too bad.

If I hear this is really really good by the end of the season maybe I'll give it a watch because The Rock does own.

Gringo Heisenberg
May 30, 2009




:dukedog:
I enjoyed it, and I don't even like football. I don't really get the Entourage comparison, they both have agents and clients I guess? It's cool to see a show about how terrible some millionaire pro-athletes are with their money and what happens after they stop playing.

I loved that "I bought an elephant!" exchange.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's a modern version of Arli$$, but not for imbeciles.

The Rock owns. I'll give this season a go.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

For a pilot, I thought it was pretty good. The Rock is loving amazing though.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I thought it was a bust and was surprised everyone here was so receptive to it, maybe I was just in a weird mood after that True Detective episode.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Yea this was by far the worst of the 3 HBO shows that premiered last night.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Yea this was by far the worst of the 3 HBO shows that premiered last night.

You're thinking of The Brink

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Negative. Tim Robbins mouthing 'gently caress you' was the best part of last night.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
The Brink didn't know if it wanted to be a comedy or a drama.

TD needs time to build up a new story/cast.

Ballers was the best of the night.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I liked it. The Rock rules.

I'm glad someone else remembers this. Also :agreed:

wukkar
Nov 27, 2009
Is there a thread for Brink?

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
I thought Brink was the best premiere of the night. Tim Robbins was fantastic and Jack Black managed to not be terrible.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

The Dave posted:

I thought it was a bust and was surprised everyone here was so receptive to it, maybe I was just in a weird mood after that True Detective episode.

It wasn't that bad. I can't tell if I'll like it just from that one episode. Not much actually happened. Rock was good as usual.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Didnt really watch Entourage so i dont have much of a basis to make that comparison and its a series premier but overall i enjoyed it. There were some weird moments (the rock getting flashed while delivering the eulogy and the frat dude who acosted Ricky) but it seems worth the half hour commitment for now especially as bit of a pick me up from Drunk Assholes aka True Detective
.

The SituAsian fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jun 22, 2015

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Damo posted:

First San Andreas, a by the numbers boring disaster porn movie, and now an entourage show but sports. Too bad.

It's only the first episode we've seen, but this isn't Entourage. I was expecting it, you were, probably most of us were, but it didn't play out like that. It has some of the same concepts, sure, but it seemed more serious. That could all easily change over the next few episodes, but this first episode was legit. You probably can watch it without groaning.

The Brink was the biggest surprise for me. I didn't see much hype for it, and I just watched it because it was on after TD and Ballers. It ended up being my favorite of the three. It tickled my funny bone perfectly. Everything is hosed, but in a hilarious way without trying to have ulterior motives of thinly veiled jabs at political parties.

TD was okay. It wasn't bad, and not OMG SO GOOD. I'll keep watching all three. Brink, Ballers, and TD in that order for me. One of them has got to go to poo poo, but HBO has a good track record, so maybe my Sunday nights really will be full.

Philthy fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Jun 22, 2015

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I thought this was supposed to be a comedy.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

nooneofconsequence posted:

I thought this was supposed to be a comedy.

I never got the comedy vibe from the previews. Just the "bro get that hot chick's number vibe". I can also see why because it takes over the slot from Silicon Valley and maybe people were expecting more comedies in that slot. And Rob Corddry, who I have never found funny.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The writer on the Inside the Episode called it a comedy.

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Well you see Northrop Frye defines a comedy as

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
I hope the ungrateful money borrower dude gets rock-bottomed after being scummy to the Rock all season

Also, Charles Green is the best non rock character


Gonz posted:

It's a modern version of Arli$$, but not for imbeciles.


or 1st & 10

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

savinhill posted:

I hope the ungrateful money borrower dude gets rock-bottomed after being scummy to the Rock all season

He's gonna throw that guy's championship ring into a river.

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe
It wasn't quite HBO quality but it was okay.

22 minute episodes once a week though? Getouttahere.

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Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

pigdog posted:

22 minute episodes once a week though? Getouttahere.

Worked for Entourage!

I liked this show. Then again I'd watch a Madea movie if The Rock was the main star in it. That guy can do no wrong.

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