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I was offered a new job at a nice trucking company, $5000/mo home every week which is very good for somebody with my experience. All I had to do was pass a drive test. I did perfectly and the guy was like, yeah I think you're going to be a perfect fit, and then I backed into one of their tractors. They were not pleased. Needless to say I don't think I got the job. I called my mom because I was feeling down and needed someone to cheer me up. The first thing she asked me was "Were you drunk?" That was my sob story whine post for the day, now I'll just drink myself to death.
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wait so are you drunk already or were you im not clear on the details of this story. my day has sucked so far do i really need to elaborate
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Jun 13, 2015 21:16
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Yeah you didn't answer the question
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Jun 13, 2015 21:16
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op the first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem
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Jun 13, 2015 21:18
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a sad trucker. well, not a trucker
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Jun 13, 2015 21:19
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I wasn't drunk when I was driving the 80,000lb vehicle because I'm not insane, but I am going to get drunk now. Just watch, he'll call 3 hours later after I'm already knackered and tell me he'll give me a retest.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:24
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you backed into a truck, there won't be a retest.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:25
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Please don't use swear words in your thread title. Try to avoid exposing everyone -- including people who don't click your thread -- to such vulgarity.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:27
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I've been having some nasty shits today. The gross watery kind.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:27
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Being a truck driver sucks rear end and sober you did drunk you a massive favor by loving up.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:34
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Yeah, I know it pretty much sucks rear end. That's why I quit OTR after just a month. But this job was good pay and I was home weekends, which is about as good a job as you're going to get with only 1 month experience.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:36
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so what are you drinking (i hope it has campari in it equal to the bitterness of your defeat)
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Jun 13, 2015 21:40
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I make a lot of money doing little work and get to go home and play video games every day.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:40
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Rajjoble posted:so what are you drinking (i hope it has campari in it equal to the bitterness of your defeat) I'm drinking popov and bud light. Don't judge me, I'm unemployed.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:41
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Gishin posted:I make a lot of money doing little work and get to go home and play video games every day. What do you do?
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Jun 13, 2015 21:42
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I died. I am in hell. They make me post, it's my punishment. Also there's needles under my nails and every key tap is agony but that's just how they do things here.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:44
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SweetKarma posted:I'm drinking popov and bud light. Don't judge me, I'm unemployed. Your not unemployed, your funemployed. You gotta think positive 
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Jun 13, 2015 21:44
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SweetKarma posted:What do you do? I'm a defense contractor as an intel analyst. Sweet gig.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:45
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SweetKarma posted:I was offered a new job at a nice trucking company, $5000/mo home every week which is very good for somebody with my experience. All I had to do was pass a drive test. I did perfectly and the guy was like, yeah I think you're going to be a perfect fit, and then I backed into one of their tractors. They were not pleased. Needless to say I don't think I got the job. I called my mom because I was feeling down and needed someone to cheer me up. The first thing she asked me was "Were you drunk?" Looks like karma was bitter this time. Better luck next time around !
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Jun 13, 2015 21:46
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this morning when i came out to the kitchen there wasnt any coffee left in the pot. i had to make extra coffee
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Jun 13, 2015 21:48
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some loving yuppies closed down the area i do target practice at for some kind of faggy footrace
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Jun 13, 2015 21:49
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huskarl_marx posted:some loving yuppies closed down the area i do target practice at for some kind of faggy footrace What do you mean by target practice? Like a shooting range? Why would they have a foot race at a shooting range? Sounds like a trap.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:57
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Decebal posted:Looks like karma was bitter this time. karma isnt real idiot
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Jun 13, 2015 22:01
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SweetKarma posted:What do you mean by target practice? Like a shooting range? Why would they have a foot race at a shooting range? Sounds like a trap. yeah its trap shooting
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Jun 13, 2015 22:01
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OP today I went out early to run a couple of errands and I took my mom since she sounded bored on the phone. We had a great time driving around and listening to salsa music. Then I came home to my wife and son and just chilled all day. Now im about to throw some salmon on the grill. Well good luck with the rest of your weekend 
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Jun 13, 2015 22:03
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I work assembling frames for wall panels along with a Iranian dude that used to run a kebab stand. Dude's my superior and is in charge of training me. His lack of proper english makes it nearly impossible to follow his advice because they're incomprehensible. He assembles the frames rear end backwards and was responsible for breaking several of the frames, which he then blamed on me "not paying attention". He assigns me work, then halfway through rips the frames out of my hands to do it himself leaving me standing with my thumb up my rear end. He started giving me poo poo for putting together a square frame in the wrong order despite each side being identical and assembly order being meaningless. So yeah. Every single day of work is a goddamn frustration fest for me. Hope you feel better, cause I want to strangle myself.
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Jun 13, 2015 22:04
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Jun 13, 2015 22:04
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Stoic Commie posted:you backed into a truck, there won't be a retest. I know. On the plus side I have a shot at working for USPS and FedEx. There are benefits to having a CDL. People look at that and say "This guy can probably drive real good, he probably never backs into poo poo."
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Jun 13, 2015 22:05
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I ate a tasty burger, drank a tasty beer, and played some GTA 5. My day is awesome.
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Jun 13, 2015 22:06
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SweetKarma posted:I know. On the plus side I have a shot at working for USPS and FedEx. There are benefits to having a CDL. People look at that and say "This guy can probably drive real good, he probably never backs into poo poo." lol, how badly did you damage their trailer exactly?
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Jun 13, 2015 22:08
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I drive a 1995 Toyota Camry.
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Jun 13, 2015 22:09
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a creepy colon posted:lol, how badly did you damage their trailer exactly? Not badly. Just a dent about the size of a basketball. I know that sounds like a lot, but when you run into something with a tractor trailer you usually just pray to god you didn't murder somebody. [EDIT] It was a tractor btw. Trailers get dinged all the time. Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jun 13, 2015 |
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Jun 13, 2015 22:10
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Archer666 posted:I work assembling frames for wall panels along with a Iranian dude that used to run a kebab stand. Dude's my superior and is in charge of training me. His lack of proper english makes it nearly impossible to follow his advice because they're incomprehensible. He assembles the frames rear end backwards and was responsible for breaking several of the frames, which he then blamed on me "not paying attention". He assigns me work, then halfway through rips the frames out of my hands to do it himself leaving me standing with my thumb up my rear end. He started giving me poo poo for putting together a square frame in the wrong order despite each side being identical and assembly order being meaningless. Have you told him that you have trouble understanding what he's telling you?
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Jun 13, 2015 22:14
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"I'm too dumb to be a truck driver" - op
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Jun 13, 2015 22:15
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"they were very unclear with their expectations. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to drive into stuff or not drive into stuff" - op, 2015
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Jun 13, 2015 22:18
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GBS posts are like gospel to me. Not to be questioned.
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Jun 13, 2015 22:20
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:"they were very unclear with their expectations. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to drive into stuff or not drive into stuff" - op, 2015 lol
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Jun 13, 2015 22:20
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:"they were very unclear with their expectations. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to drive into stuff or not drive into stuff" - op, 2015 Why don't you try backing up a 53' trailer tough guy. 
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Jun 13, 2015 22:23
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milked goats in sticky heat this am while getting chewed alive by mosquitoes. as i was hauling the milk to the freezer, the power cut out. i set up the generators and a few hours later the power came back on. hopped in the shower and found a huge lump in my armpit i didn't know was there. called the doctor. about an hour ago the girl i was supposed to go on a date with texted that something had come up. i called the guy who sometimes handles milking for me to tell him not to bother and got no answer. texted him. nothing. he shows up and he's in tears. his father had a heart attack that morning and died immediately. we just hugged in the driveway for a while and sobbed. then i forcefully bent him over a bale of straw and entered his rear end with my uncut 8" smooth dong, put my boot on his face, smashed his balloon knot. i was rock hard, barebacking and yelled hadouken when i came how was your day gbs
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So the goats were in sticky heat? Hot.
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