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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down


-meow

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Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

*brings my human a dead bird*

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up
hey wake up

oh you're up.

you should feed me now.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

:3:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*gives you :toxogond:*

Xinlum
Apr 12, 2009

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Dark Knight

*hides boner*

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
*ignores people when all they want to do is chill out and hang with me. Demands attention as soon as they have better things to do*

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

woof

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
meow im gay meow

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I shouldn't have eaten that dead bird. I don't feel good I think I' going to throw up.

But first I'm going to make sure I find a good spot of carpet, gently caress the linoleum, that wont soak my vomit juices properly.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
*grinds my butthole into your face*

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
*has aspergers*

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
OP you loving suck.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
open the door for me

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
*walks over to fresh laundry to deposit cat hairs*

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

*hisses, claws at u*

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
*takes a real good close look at a blank wall for a long time*

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


*greets you by rubbing face against yours*

*goes back to licking butt*

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
*ignores hundreds of dollars in toys and playsets to spend all day in a cardboard box*

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
open the door for me

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

Pet me



Wait stop I'm bored

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
*vomits*

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013



Hey is it cool if I sit at the door and cry for an hour straight and then when you let me in I want right back out in five minutes?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Hammerite posted:

open the door for me

texaholic fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jun 13, 2015

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Meow why is that disgusting pasty white flab of a woman finger banging herself to gay boy anime again near my litter box meow

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
*vomits again*

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

Sure hope you weren't using this keyboard *lies down on sweaty hands furiously playing WoW* *shits self*

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


*gets own poo poo caught in fur on hindlegs*

*sits down on the carpet*

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

*Pushes lovely catbutt in your face* *farts*

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

open the door please.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
MOM. WHERES MY CATNIP?

MOM.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
*is lovely and inferior to dogs*

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

*is 4:45 am*

"hey rear end in a top hat wake up im hungry"

*punches you in the face*

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise


Gimmie the fukken chicken nuggets

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Cat people don't need to put a whole lot of effort into becoming the most boring mundane animal in existence

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
*drags butthoel on crapet*

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


gently caress you, gently caress this coffee mug, gently caress that flowered plant.

Lasagna

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
*hisses*..........................................................*hisses again*

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*hates Mondays*

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