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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
let's drunk post itt because I'm a goddamnjt mess

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
maybe you should take a chill pill. take 2 chill pills. hell take the whole loving bottle and overdose on chill pills, take 479 chill pills

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i have no money for booze and i'm out of weed please get extra drunk for me

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

i have no money for booze and i'm out of weed please get extra drunk for me

:agreed: also we have a deal

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i need a recipe for gluten free smooty chicken asap

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
ur moms cooch is a loving wreck too






HIGH FIVE

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
yo man get some of those chicken drizzles and some peach cisco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

weed>booze

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Matey posted:

weed>booze

yeah i just found some weed thank you hidey holes

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

jackyl posted:

let's drunk post itt because I'm a goddamnjt mess

I'm loving shreked

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

yeah i just found some weed thank you hidey holes

are you weed jesus? cause that seems like a miracle

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The corn bread I ate is making me thirsty

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

2 hi 2 game

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Kuato posted:

The corn bread I ate is making me thirsty

thank you for reminding me corn bread exists and I haven't had it in like years

also drunkposting later sounds like a plan I hope this is still going

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Try not to stumble drunkenly around the road looking for a store to buy cigarettes at necessitating a cop forcibly taking you to the hospital and making it easy for you to talk about it and lose your job and wish you were dead

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010

Matey posted:

are you weed jesus? cause that seems like a miracle

find jesus? no thanks, I already got hooked up :smug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Gotta be up at like 9 am tomorrow, I'm two beers deep.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
240 years mother fuckers.


:bernget:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

maybe you should take a chill pill. take 2 chill pills. hell take the whole loving bottle and overdose on chill pills, take 479 chill pills

Really what's more chill than being stone cold dead?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

notZaar posted:

Really what's more chill than being stone cold dead?

the love your mother never gave you.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Matey posted:

are you weed jesus? cause that seems like a miracle

if you accept me into your heart i will get you high on god

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009


where is your god now

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Rajjoble posted:



where is your god now

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
The best part about getting totally hammered and having a great time is how depressed you are about it for no real reason the next morning. I had a 50 dollar tab once and thought my life was irreversibly damaged. But then I learned how to hangover.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im herding a bunch of short drunk retards in white button up shirts around while red hot chili peppers thunders from behind the door i am charged with guarding like some kind of hosed up whiskey fueled pikeman

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm a mess

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hello im afraid you cant take your soco lime out hear, we have an agreement with the residential neighborhood board *places remains of drink into tiny evidence bag*

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Do you really have to put peoples drinks in a faggy little evidence bag? Does it actually say "evidence"?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dave_Indeed posted:

Do you really have to put peoples drinks in a faggy little evidence bag? Does it actually say "evidence"?

no i was making a joke

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Dave_Indeed posted:

Do you really have to put peoples drinks in a faggy little evidence bag? Does it actually say "evidence"?

like they'd trust him with anything flammable..

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Flo Cytometer posted:

like they'd trust him with anything flammable..

thats funny bc im over the fire code by 10 people which is actually conservative on a satirday

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
also suck my drat balls

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I'm eating ramen noodles and playing video games right now

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Enfield posted:

also suck my drat balls

are they more or less wrinkled now

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
meatball marinara :unsmigghh:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

drat horror queefs posted:

meatball marinara :unsmigghh:

:vince:

Prostheticfoot
Mar 27, 2002
I'm with the liquor control board we've had reports of you being somewhere in the vicinity of a dozen people over your numbers. please have everybody form a single file line and we will paint a number on their forehead in lambs blood for orderly processing.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Prostheticfoot posted:

I'm with the liquor control board we've had reports of you being somewhere in the vicinity of a dozen people over your numbers. please have everybody form a single file line and we will paint a number on their forehead in lambs blood for orderly processing.

there is no liquor control board only the fire marshall and abc and they are both gay much like me who is gay and signing my posts~a gay man. sincerely, the gsyest person in the world

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i need a recipe for chill pills

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

i need a recipe for chill pills

same

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