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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003



Day Zero of E3 2015: The Year Where Everything Leaked

SCHEDULE:



TODAY'S EVENTS:

Smash Bros Pre-E3 Direct (7:40 AM PT/10:40 AM ET)
Host: Sakurai?
Stream: http://e3.nintendo.com/

Rather than spend a half hour on Tuesday talking about some poo poo only Smash super-nerds care about like balance tweaks, Nintendo is doing a Smash-only event to talk about that stuff today. If you managed to avoid all the spoilers, this is probably the worst thread for you to post in. The new characters being announced have already been leaked, but you'll get to see more about them I guess?

Nintendo World Championships 2015 (3:00 PM PT/6:00 PM ET -- Pre-Show at 2:30/5:30)
Host: Kevin Perriera
Stream: http://e3.nintendo.com/

There has yet to be a Nintendo live stream of people playing video games competitively that hasn't been weird and awkward as gently caress. Like last year's Smash Bros tournament, the theater is going to be packed with poo poo-stained Nintendo nerds and speedrunners. Well, some speedrunners, like Tri-Hex. And then Youtube Celebrities like Egoraptor. Did you notice Kevin Perriera is the host? Did you look down and notice Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb? Is Leo Laporte gonna swing in from the rafters, what the gently caress. The games being played are supposed to be a mystery, except for the first: a speedrun of Zelda 1. This event badly, direly needs Joel McHale.

Bethesda (7 PM PT/10 PM ET)
Pre-Show Hosts: Adam Sessler, Morgan Webb
Stream: http://www.youtube.com/bethesdasoftworks - http://www.twitch.tv/bethesda

For the first time ever, Bethesda has rented out a theater to talk video games at E3, and they've decided to get out in front of everybody and be the first. Bethesda is known for poorly tested role playing games, and more recently taking a 40% cut of mods & patches they didn't even work on, but they're also known for publishing much better games from other developers, like Dishonored and Wolfenstein: The New Order. Fallout 4 was already announced. What happens when you take a Gamebyro engine held together with scotch tape and paperclips, and attempt to make a next-gen game with it? Can a game glitch so hard it brings the theater down with it?



welcome to hell

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSYcMbXb0s

I am so excited. Today will be probably fairly tame but Monday is soon I cannot wait. My hunger needs to be satiated.

ALso pinhead quotes go so well with almost everything.

E:

Almost forgot



Adam sessler is hosting!

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Jun 14, 2015

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Welcome to E3 2015.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Infinitum posted:

Welcome to E3 2015.



If only he had worn sunglasses...




Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
"sunday" but actually monday in the civilized world

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Liu posted:

"sunday" but actually monday in the civilized world

At the Bethesda E3 event in Sydney that's hosted in a bar. So getting pissed and watching new games seems like a plus to me. :boonie:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Oh sweet, E3 deals are live!



Taste the savings!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Splatoon is one of the games in the Nintendo Championship as well.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I have had 4 hours of sleep in the last 48, I should probably stay up for E3.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


2 hours until the Nintendo Smash Direct.

Vid will be here when it goes live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_fI-hpMECo

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Fallout 4 Is Going To Be a Competent, But Unexceptional Game.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




1stGear posted:

Fallout 4 Is Going To Be a Competent, But Unexceptional Game.

That is pretty much all any game can hope to be these days.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i think this will be the year of elevator action

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
imagine what you could do combing the power of the rift with the high stakes of elevator action

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
you think peering over the edge of a skyscraper is scary in mirrors edge using the rift, just wait until you stare down the bottom of a shaft in elevator action and are thrust in pitch blankness when you shoot one of the lights so it falls on a bad guys head

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

mr.capps posted:

i think this will be the year of elevator action

That was 1996 with Half Life and no game will be able to come close again. Get out of here.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
I'm so glad there's a gif of that Oculus Rift bullshit. The games industry can't die sooner

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


mr.capps posted:

you think peering over the edge of a skyscraper is scary in mirrors edge using the rift, just wait until you stare down at two all beef patties in burger time and are thrust into special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame bun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ2T6e4NObE

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
http://i.imgur.com/6GGczWp.gif

This is the best idea ive seen in my life... im imagining the ability to put demos on the oculus that are like your playing on a show floor but you at home

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

THE PENETRATOR posted:

That was 1996 with Half Life and no game will be able to come close again. Get out of here.

My dream will come true, and I will sing of your defeat.

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
E3 2015: jesus wept

Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Jun 14, 2015

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



Did she crash or something?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


John Quixote posted:

I'm so glad there's a gif of that Oculus Rift bullshit. The games industry can't die sooner

I'll go you one better. I grabbed that whole section. Be sure to turn the volume up to hear the laughter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpCHx6iXg_M

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



e3 starting strong

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
we have such sights to show you

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
today's e3 is going to be an abortion, and frankly, im glad of it

virtualboyCOLOR
Dec 22, 2004

Eonwe posted:

today's e3 is going to be an abortion, and frankly, im glad of it

Not true, smash direct will be fun

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

prepare to die

quote:

Ken-ichiro Imaizumi ‏@Ken1555 (Konami Senior Producer)

I can confirm now "No MGR2" sorry.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




boo

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
also if none of you guys watch speedruns thensome of them will be cool like zelda 1

im kind of hoping cosmo does an Ocarina of Time any% run which is like 15 minutes long

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Platinum's Elevator Action will be 100 times greater than MGR2 could ever be.

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.
Smash Direct, can't wait to find out about these new secret characters

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



"Because we've renamed it something else entirely!"

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Don't we get to finally see the new Doom footage at Bethesda's event today? Doom and Nintendo stuff are pretty all I give a poo poo about

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei3-Qo9wHH4

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Aw man. No Kojima at E3, either.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Ken1555/status/610058190575656961

Ken-ichiro Imaizumi – ‏@Ken1555 posted:

Sean and Tang will be there from MGSV team. Please do not through eggs or anything. They are our team. lol

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Come on Goku for Smash Bros and Banjo Pilots Kinect.

CuddlyZombie
Nov 6, 2005

I wuv your brains.

im ready for smash

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Don't we get to finally see the new Doom footage at Bethesda's event today? Doom and Nintendo stuff are pretty all I give a poo poo about
Yeah, there have been teaser trailers about DOOM. Please use the proper all-caps spelling in this very serious thread

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