E3 2015 SUNDAY: oooo you need to look out for those bombs

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Suspicious Cook: Oct 9, 2012; Onward to burgers!

Al-Saqr posted:

I really hope today's reveal of doom 4 lives up to its hype.

I hope they just show a pitch black screen with an [Actual Game Footage] caption at the bottom.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 19:53

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Kelp Plankton posted:

Thanks a bunch

playing some nice music right now too

It's Metroid music too. That can only mean one thing!

They're playing various Nintendo songs and there isn't actually a conspiracy theory.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:12

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Rocketlex posted:

With how well it sold, they could probably announce Pikmin 3 and people would think it was a new game.

Whoa, they're making a third Pikmin!?

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:21

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I hope the Mario on that trophy is a detachable amiibo.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:40

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Treehouse is already starting?

Nintendo, please let Microsoft and Sony get out of the way before you steal E3 again this year.

EAT YOUR FRIENDS :unsmigghh:

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:42

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NINTENDO STOP WINNING BEFORE THE SHOW EVEN STARTS

Oh, is it Mother 1? Less exciting but still cool.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:54

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I'm uncomfortable now and it somehow has more to do with the appearance of Justin Flynn than anything else happening on that stage.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:06

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Your kids are now squids.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:11

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mr.capps posted:

the kid is here to represent the kids... the question is who is the secret squid representation

The host is wearing a blue suit... he might secretly be an octopus.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:14

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Jiro posted:

How do you drop a tactical nuke, and no scope?

There is an aerial ink strike and ink sniper rifles if those count.

Seriously, Splatoon is a good game and Nintendo has made the best third person shooter since forever.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:17

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Still waiting for Miniwheat to turn into a squid. :colbert:

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:28

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Miniwheat is a literal child at E3, up on stage at a Nintendo championship. Any hatred I might hold for him is nothing but jealousy.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:35

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So this is losers', right? The winners of the last two matches are going through?

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:38

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Kid or squid? I... I don't know what I am any more. :negative:

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:39

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LightningSquid posted:

like a night of eating mexican and gravel? what the gently caress?

A painful elimination. It is a poop joke.

This guy trying to rip off Miniwheat's shtick! :mad:

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:47

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"Everyone say it! 'It's dangerous to go alone!'"

*mumblemumblemumble*

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:49

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You're Blastin' my Balls, Nintendo!

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:53

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Metroid: Soccer

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:55

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Yes, taking it 3-0 is "clutch".

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 23:59

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More of this boring looking eShop minigame? :sigh:

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:02

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This game might actually be fun to play, but it needs some sort of character or appealing aesthetic.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:05

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Augus posted:

Don't worry, this is far from the worst thing we'll see this year, I can guarantee it

We're going to be begging for Blastball to come back half way through the EA conference.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:08

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Next underground challenge: F-Zero GX Chapter 7.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:10

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Somehow that theme heals the Blastball wounds. :unsmith:

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:12

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Can we donate and pick whether or not they save the animals?

E: BUTTON CHECK

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:13

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How do these people not know how to play Super Metroid?

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:15

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"I'm in the lead, better check on the Virtual Console menu."

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:16

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The Baby.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:18

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Nothing says "fair tournament" like Mario Kart. :laffo:

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:22

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Kurtofan posted:

200 cc renders us all equal.

I hope they do Baby Park.

E: Yesssssssss

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:23

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R-in

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:26

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ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Thank you Donkey Kong for stopping Arin from winning!

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:35

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Where's my Waluigi in the P-Wing? Man up, kids!

E: Wario is also acceptable.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:37

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Obey Wario, destroy Mario (Kart)!

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:39

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The Grimace posted:

final game has to be SUPER MARIO BROTHERS... THREEEEEEE with a big curtain reveal and Kevin Pereirra doing a jump point

It's his second time through, he's making the jump, and he hasn't even taken a hit yet!

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:40

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Hit by his own shell.

This. This is Mario Kart.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:42

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Wario won't stop racing until he finally gets another Wario Land game.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:43

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Balloon Fight the most bloodthirsty? Have you ever played any multiplayer Mario game?

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:50

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Ship horn, Rusty Bucket Bay confirmed for final challenge.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:54

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Kewpuh posted:

ARIN GONNA WIN

This is going to happen, isn't it?

Nope, good job, Cosmo.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 00:57

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