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dog buttz posted:You're in hell but your only punishment is that erections are excruciating. Basically, as a married man, this is already my life ha ha ha ha do you feel me folks.
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Andorra posted:Watch Dudley Do-right cartoons on a jumbotron. Play some pinball. Find a small airplane and fly to places I've never been and then crash while landing and die. Why bother trying to land? You could just parachute out and find another plane afterwards, it'd be safer. And if the parachute doesn't work because it hasn't been maintained in years, then you'd have died anyway so it wouldn't matter.
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Wanamingo posted:Why bother trying to land? You could just parachute out and find another plane afterwards, it'd be safer. And if the parachute doesn't work because it hasn't been maintained in years, then you'd have died anyway so it wouldn't matter. This, but use the planes to go skyscraper bowling. May as well find out if jet fuel will melt steel beams once and for all.
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Poetic Justice posted:how long would it take to have watched all the porn videos since there won't be any new ones THERE WAS FINALLY TIME
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Jun 16, 2015 08:00
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💩I think it would be kind of nice, after the the first couple years of working out how to feed yourself and poo poo comfortably. Watching the trees grow in, the cultivated gardens going wild. The roads cracking and filling in with plant life, and the various wild creatures getting bolder and retaking the people lands. The first decade or so the blackberry, the cats, the rabbits, rats, raccoon and deer would breed fast, but sooner or later the wolves, bear and cougar would breed up enough population control. The second growth forest will become old growth forest. The llama and peafowl that a couple of people have would go feral and either develop weird and interesting survival strategies or get thoroughly owned by coastal North America. I could rustle chickens, goats, sheep, horses, donkeys and pigs but I don't know of anyone in the area that has cattle. The paper mill would grind to a halt fairly quickly, a few months or so at best without crew. Who knows how long the chemical storage would hold. The shoreline would eventually be poisoned, hopefully before the hydro power dam gives way and makes a swipe at washing things clean. The lake that was a river comes from the rain that gathers in the largely unpopulated mountains inland, so it should stay usable upstream from the mill at least. Eventually the salmon might make their way back.
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Shithouse Dave posted:💩I think it would be kind of nice, after the the first couple years of working out how to feed yourself and poo poo comfortably. Watching the trees grow in, the cultivated gardens going wild. The roads cracking and filling in with plant life, and the various wild creatures getting bolder and retaking the people lands. The first decade or so the blackberry, the cats, the rabbits, rats, raccoon and deer would breed fast, but sooner or later the wolves, bear and cougar would breed up enough population control. The second growth forest will become old growth forest. The llama and peafowl that a couple of people have would go feral and either develop weird and interesting survival strategies or get thoroughly owned by coastal North America. I could rustle chickens, goats, sheep, horses, donkeys and pigs but I don't know of anyone in the area that has cattle. or, get this: you would get a molar infection after 1 year, try to pull out your tooth with a pair of pliers, pass out from the pain, get an infection, and die.
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Jun 16, 2015 08:52
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Honestly I would probably fight a raccoon for my last non worm eaten potato and catch rabies and die screaming and frothing at the mouth only to be eaten by my cats, who have also eaten my dead dogs already
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Jun 16, 2015 08:54
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After I jerked off on top of the empire state building I'd jump off and shoot myself in the head on the way down.
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Nice try reptiles. I know I'm the only person on Earth. heh
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