Harrower posted:

Some one post the picture of an interstate with cars flipped over in the ditch on fire because it snowed like half an inch.

Omi-Polari posted:

also pro-tip to visiting a southern state: find out where the black people eat and go there.

Fabricated posted:

The thread for this was hilarious because there were people trying to defend this happening

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

withak posted:

I don't know that being a place that the elderly flock to is much of an accomplishment.

Blue Train posted:

but you see this isn't immediately identifiable like the redneck flag and doesn't piss off libruhls and yankees so its unacceptable

its about hate not heritage

*lives in akron, ohio. has never ventured further south than a field trip to dc in 9th grade*

Mental-Rectangle posted:

and it is far and wide the most educated part of the south, for perspective

Robo Reagan posted:

That's because half the people working in those plants are undocumented migrant workers ya dingus. the south is pretty much completely supported by Mexican labor and we keep trying to make them leave lol

etalian posted:

What if the south won?

Jastiger posted:

They outlawed global warming in Florida, why don't you just outlaw snow in the South.

Smdh you guys get your poo poo TOGETHER.

solo humping pro posted:

the south should be razed and reconstructed as a giant vacation paradise for northerners to visit.

semon demon posted:

Southern television commercials own

The Dregs posted:

Southerners usually sound dumb, but Northerners invariably sound like assholes.

etalian posted:

South makes sense once your realize the original states were founded either by rich assholes who lost the English Civil War and other cases dirt poor rednecks from Ireland/Scotland.

The Taint Reaper posted:

Then what is it then?

Pryor on Fire posted:

You ever notice how they never talk about the BBQ in nice places to live? Like nobody is ever going on about the amazing BBQ in Manhattan or Amsterdam or wherever.

I'm not saying that there is no good barbecue in nice towns, nor that the barbecue in bumfuckfvlle Texas Missouri wherever isn't amazing, it's just that it seems to be a barometer of how lovely a place is. Like when there is nothing else in your world you hyper focus on creating/consuming the finest barbecued meats in the world and their sauces, it fills the void perfectly. Then you blather on and on endlessly about how your barbecue is a million times better than the barbecue a hundred miles away is shitsville Missouri and that consumes your whole life.

I'll be it's just amazing, but even if you could eat it every day and it gave you an orgasm and the BBQ joint paid you $100 every time you ate there it's still a horrible idea because you have to live in bumfuckville Texas so gently caress that poo poo.

Squashy Nipples posted:

This is why I was so disappointing with Charlotte (I travel there for business sometimes). The food in that city is mostly... mediocre.

Since then though, numerous Southerners have tried to tell me that Charlotte doesn't count for some reason. Well, they have the "Reverend Billy Graham" highway, so that's plenty rear end-backwards redneck in my book.

That Works posted:

Charlotte has been long overrun with transplants from everywhere so it has sorta changed the town into more bland/ broad appeal americana as opposed to its original character. See also: Austin, TX.

Reign Of Pain posted:

Bacicot posted:

But isn't arson more likely insurance fraud than an obvious hate crime

du -hast posted:

I love how people say that it was the confederate flag that caused this, rather than some batshit crazy racist who got a gun.

etalian posted:

the south will rise again over a bikini bottom

NecroMonster posted:

makes more sense when you realize that the south actually won the war in everything but name

Groovelord Neato posted:

To me it'd be more like a large section of Germany's population waving the Nazi flag and saying it's about heritage and not hate and that genocide and conquest was not Hitler's goal.

MullardEL34 posted:

Gummo Sequel is lookin' good.

Jastiger posted:

Bahahahahaha.

its just what Iowa is famous for, the pork. They use a special blend of seasoning and keep the bone in.

Sorry I interrupted your food jerk off session with my contribution.

At least I posted a fuckin' picture.

Lufiron posted:

leave it to goons to talk about food, like you can't get good food anywhere, or, better yet, make it yourself

how many top tier restaurants are in the south anyways? Husk by Sean Brock... i think thats it

Jastiger posted:

WTF is this slander?! You can't google "Uncle Joe's backyard graduation party" and call it Iowa BBQ. That is shameful, and I won't stand or sit for it. MODS?!

Gaunab posted:

midwest food.jpg

Fetus Tree posted:

i want to combine tater tot casserole and sausage gravy

Deki posted:

I'm a midwesterner and I agree that we just aren't known for good food.

On the other hand I can drive 10 miles out and buy freshly butchered steak for a tenth of what you'd have to pay on the coast for the same cut, so it's not all bad.

Fetus Tree posted:

lol there is no such thing as waffle house here and i dont usually eat out

i wanna make dis poo poo myself dawg

etalian posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJVWk1coEbY

Modest Mao posted:

Iowa's biggest rival is unaware the rivalry even exists, that's how pathetic and backwoods iowa is. I don't even know what the capitol of iowa is lmao

you irl posted:

lol iowa is that state still around?

burritolingus posted:

Whoa. I make fun of the guy, but Obama is nowhere near as bad as Lincoln was.

Lincoln was more like the Bush 2 of his time. Both were Republicans who only got elected by committing a ton of voter fraud, and then proceeded to kill civil liberties (note: not talking "the right to own slaves" or anything stupid like that but rather things like the Habeas Corpus Suspension Act of 1863 and Lincoln arresting any reporter who dared criticize his presidency). Both imprisoned people without trials or due process. Both invaded foreign countries. Neither cared about black people.

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Wait

They really don't eat slaw dogs everywhere else?

Dirt posted:

Would like to see what sort of abominations these southern folk come up with.

Groovelord Neato posted:

The south is so dumb some places have high school stadiums as big as the pros practically.

huskarl_marx posted:

lmao why does incest only occur in hillbillyville or amongst weathy dynasties

etalian posted:

The only way the union could have won would have been exiling all traitor confederate to the South Pole.

After that give away all the land to immigrants, former slaves and also yankees from the NE.