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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

he is a communist sympathizer who is working with the soviets, i read this in the news today. he is a traitor; he needs to be executed

let me be clear, edward snowden believes in helping out our enemies. in russia he has converted to islam and now his girlfriend has to wear a burqa. he is now a part of isis. this man must be destroyed

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
the wiki leaks guys?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i think edward snowden is the trannie army person but i thought he was in prison

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

He really should be targeted by a SCUD missile honestly

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

SCUD missiles arent very accurate you would probably just hit an elementary school in moscow

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
sounds like a pretty good guy

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The biggest problem with turning Russia into a bombed out shithole is how anybody would be able to tell the difference.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

according to anonymous government officials, edward snowden is a big old poopyhead who eats his own scabs and jerks off to vore

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
whats the deal with calling them wiki leaks?

can I help edit them?

then don't call them that

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

He had to leave usa to find anyone interested in reading that much

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

edward snowden once intentionally ran over a rabbit with his car, he actually veered his car into the right spot to kill it

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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edward no-don

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

when edward snowden was in preschool he superglued a girls eyelids shut and he wrote "fag" on her forehead with a magic marker

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEVlyP4_11M this is last week tonight with john oliver it has an interview with the cretin snowden

Not_Rainbow_Horse fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Jun 14, 2015

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
Meanwhile, a forgotten Julian Assange languishes away at the Ecuadorian embassy. You know that he's probably insufferable to deal with, and the embassy staff probably can't stand him.

Do you think he eats people's lunches when they go home after work?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

as a teen, edward snowden gave hannah montana chlamydia

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


all hail edward snowden, death to amerikkka, inshallah

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


TEAYCHES posted:

when edward snowden was in preschool he superglued a girls eyelids shut and he wrote "fag" on her forehead with a magic marker

the more i read about this guy the more i like him

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

TEAYCHES posted:

he is a communist sympathizer who is working with the soviets, i read this in the news today. he is a traitor; he needs to be executed

let me be clear, edward snowden believes in helping out our enemies. in russia he has converted to islam and now his girlfriend has to wear a burqa. he is now a part of isis. this man must be destroyed

unironically death to america CIA and allahu ackbar &c. &c.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
did he ever take anna chapman up on her marriage proposal? he should, cause drat she fine.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEVlyP4_11M this is last week tonight with john oliver it has an interview with the cretin snowden

lol i had never watched this, pretty good interview imo

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Sources inside the Kremlin report that Edward Snowden ordered a New York Strip cooked well done and then proceeded to dip each bite in katchup before consuming it.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

edward snowden's favorite band is nickelback

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

edward snowden took out a student loan for a liberal arts degree at a private university

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
It's a shame, i really liked him in Fight Club.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

according to government sources edward snowden rubs his taint and then he smells his fingers

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TEAYCHES posted:

lol i had never watched this, pretty good interview imo

Snowden went to John Oliver instead of CNN or NBC for some reason.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
"DURR THE GUBMENT IS SPYING ON US ALL" ~ a stupid nerd with aspergers

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

etalian posted:

Snowden went to John Oliver instead of CNN or NBC for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiEpMUOA3J8

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

anonymous sources report that edward snowden reads drew curtis' fark.com

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

snowden said russian muffs are better than american muffs

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

TEAYCHES posted:

SCUD missiles arent very accurate you would probably just hit an elementary school in moscow

win/win situtaion, IMOppinion

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Dude should fry for raping those Swedish girls

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Whenever the news decides to poo poo out another Snowden story they always use that picture that highlights his giant gross neck mole so I'd support him getting drone striked if it meant I would never again have to see his neck mole.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

anonymous administration officials maintain that edward snowden has really bad hemorrhoids

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

sources say edward snowden compulsively bites the skin around his fingernails until the tips of his fingers bleed

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i have it on good authority that ths is soapboxing in gbs right as i type this and i wish he would change his avatar back to bad doggie

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

mdm posted:

Dude should fry for raping those Swedish girls

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fojar38 posted:

i have it on good authority that ths is soapboxing in gbs right as i type this and i wish he would change his avatar back to bad doggie

there is no corroboration that i have any opinions on anything at all

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Death to the west

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