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edward snowden had a something awful account and on that account he had an anime avatar of a cartoon girl
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Jun 14, 2015 23:57
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i have it on good authority thta nsowdnen transmitted our reserch on laser confinment fusion to the zarklons of tau ceti 5 he is the enemy of all earth species
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Jun 14, 2015 23:58
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im going to rip his dick off like a chimpanzee. he is a traitor
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Jun 14, 2015 23:58
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all sarcasm aside I think he's a good guy for letting people know that tech companies like goog/facebook are getting tight with the gubberment, NSA Prism megasearch software for skimming your entire browse history, etc... He brought a lot of attention to that stuff so not just nerds but really a lot of people started to feel uneasy about gubberment surveillance, I think he got people very uneasy about that stuff and the gobberments noticed how paranoid people were getting, good dude, gold star.
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Jun 14, 2015 23:59
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america is bad, but so are russia and china. who am i supposed to hate the most in this situation?
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Jun 14, 2015 23:59
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when edward snowden goes to the zoo he makes eye contact with the gorillas and he tries to provoke them
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Jun 15, 2015 00:00
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Serious Frolicking posted:america is bad, but so are russia and china. who am i supposed to hate the most in this situation? russia and china are several multitudes worse than america
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Jun 15, 2015 00:00
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TEAYCHES posted:edward snowden had a something awful account and on that account he had an anime avatar of a cartoon girl so he is a person with excellent taste in avatars and poor taste in forums?
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Jun 15, 2015 00:00
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When Edward snoman goes to taco bell, he takes way too loving many sauce packets and takes them home
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Jun 15, 2015 00:00
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reports indicate that edward snowden sometimes eats an entire bag of cool ranch doritos by himself
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Jun 15, 2015 00:01
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anonymous sources confirm that edward snowden doesnt like dogs and is uncomfortable around them
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Jun 15, 2015 00:03
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edwerd snowdan only washes his hands after using the bathroom if there are witnesses
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Jun 15, 2015 00:04
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edward snowden wads his toilet paper instead of folding it
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Jun 15, 2015 00:04
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government officials claim that edward snowden uses ubuntu linux and a trackball mouse
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Jun 15, 2015 00:08
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edward snowden uses soap to clean his cast iron skillets
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Jun 15, 2015 00:09
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it is common knowledge that edward snowden does not change watercooler jugs after emptying them
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Jun 15, 2015 00:15
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evidence shows that edward snowden has a bluetooth headset to make calls on the subway, he has an obnoxiously trilling, high-pitched quavering voice
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Jun 15, 2015 00:16
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when edward snowden goes to a party he hides his premium beer out back on the side of the house so he doesnt have to drink from the keg
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Jun 15, 2015 00:20
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Public statement from Edward Snowden: "I love Bitcoin and wear old-timey hats."
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Jun 15, 2015 00:20
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edward snowden gives money to homeless people but only out of fear of being harangued on the street
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Jun 15, 2015 00:22
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edward snowden routinely writes a check to buy a single pack of cigarettes. edward snowden does not care how many people are in line behind him. edward snowden does not care at all.
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Jun 15, 2015 00:22
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edward snowden clicks on online flash advertisements then purchases what the advertisement was advertising
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Jun 15, 2015 00:23
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you will always encounter a vague, indescribable scent when approaching edward snowden
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Jun 15, 2015 00:25
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anonymous sources say that edward snowden asks for plastic bags at the supermarket when he has plenty of canvas bags in his car
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Jun 15, 2015 00:26
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Fojar38 posted:russia and china are several multitudes worse than america haha no
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Jun 15, 2015 00:26
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edward snowden's laptop keyboard is covered in dandruff
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Jun 15, 2015 00:27
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government sources are claiming that edward snowden salts his food before he even tastes it
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Jun 15, 2015 00:27
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edward snowden does not "believe" in tipping
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Jun 15, 2015 00:28
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when doing dishes edward snowden always offers to dry them, knowing that is easier than soaping and washing them
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Jun 15, 2015 00:29
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"Steampunk? It's good." - Edward Snowden
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Jun 15, 2015 00:29
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officials have uncovered that edward snowden believes the boondock saints 2 was superior to the original and will argue vehemently with anyone about it, whether or not they have recently mentioned the boondock saints is irrelevant to edward snowden.
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Jun 15, 2015 00:30
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sources have confirmed that edward snowden owns a pair of "beats by dre" headphones
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Jun 15, 2015 00:32
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if i saw edward snowden on the street this is what i'd say...
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Jun 15, 2015 00:32
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Sources inside the pentagon report Edward Snowden did not work up the courage to ask his crush Cindy Stephenson to the fall dance in the 8th grade.
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Jun 15, 2015 00:33
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edward snowden voted for john edwards in the 2008 democratic presidential primary
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Jun 15, 2015 00:34
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edward snowden raped and killed a girl in 1990
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Jun 15, 2015 00:34
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edward snowden is basically obama's emanuel goldstein
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Jun 15, 2015 00:34
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edward snowden reads the "funny papers" section of the newspaper and he laughs at the comical whimsy
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Jun 15, 2015 00:35
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his favorite comic is "ziggy"
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Jun 15, 2015 00:36
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TEAYCHES posted:his favorite comic is "ziggy" uhh, my sources say it's B.C.
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