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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

0.7 mm supremacy


sorry about your micro penis

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Darf posted:

I unzipped my pants and told that girl "Why don't you sharpen 'this' pencil?!"

Then she bit my dick off, arghhhhh :(

Alright

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
I always hated that tan lined paper the teacher would have us practice cursive on. It was so thin that if you erased anything, it ripped a hole in it. On that note, why didn't those eraser tips for pencils ever work as well as the original ones? It was like trying to erase with a hunk of dried chewing gum.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

spud posted:

"I put the shavings in a plastic bag because they are technically the owners property and must be returned"

This cannot be loving real. If it is i'm starting a business opening bottles of alcohol.

He sells a book:
http://www.amazon.com/How-Sharpen-Pencils-Theoretical-Contractors/dp/1612193269

He has a web store:
http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/index.html

He has been written about in the LA Times and other places.

If it is a prank, it is a very good one.

Klimpy Borf
Oct 22, 2010

Angry Fish posted:

He sells a book:
http://www.amazon.com/How-Sharpen-Pencils-Theoretical-Contractors/dp/1612193269

He has a web store:
http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/index.html

He has been written about in the LA Times and other places.

If it is a prank, it is a very good one.

David Rees is a cartoonist. Notice the foreword in his book is written by John Hodgman, noted funny man and absurdist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Rees_(cartoonist)

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
found this the other day, topical

http://www.amazon.com/Cat-End-Pencil-Sharpener-between/dp/B0016BMUIM

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