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I don't think I've ever been so bored during a movie. That and it was trying to advertise every brand it could in a 2 hour movie.
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Jun 15, 2015 01:41
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Jun 15, 2015 01:42
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I'm Jiffy Buffett drinking two huge margaritas at Margaritaville Cafe Brought to you by Merceds Benz
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Jun 15, 2015 01:48
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The clear glass bottle of coca cola was just staring me down.
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Jun 15, 2015 01:49
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I knew something was wrong when I saw beats by dre 30 seconds into the movie
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Jun 15, 2015 01:54
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Chris Pratt finishes his bottle of colt 45 brand malt liquor and steps off his Yamaha brand quad bike. After removing his nike brand combat trousers, he removes his calvin kliens before letting loose his clear, watery piss onto richard attenboroughs grave. - Plot of jurassic world in 20 seconds.
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Jun 15, 2015 01:59
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Brought to you by Verizon Wireless.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:06
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Lol samsung paid a fortune to have the "Samsung Innovation Center named after them and all the phones and tablets in the movie are Samsung but for the purpose of plot convenince the new Samsung smartphone doesn't work and no one can call for help lol Nice phones, idiots. Should have bought an iPhone lmao
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Jun 15, 2015 02:11
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Lol samsung paid a fortune to have the "Samsung Innovation Center named after them and all the phones and tablets in the movie are Samsung but for the purpose of plot convenince the new Samsung smartphone doesn't work and no one can call for help lol I was half expecting to hear some bullshit about the new rex creating an EMP field or some poo poo. I would not have been surprised.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:12
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It made so much money. I had no idea so many people actually wanted a new dinosaur movie
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Jun 15, 2015 02:15
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Lister posted:It made so much money. I had no idea so many people actually wanted a new dinosaur movie what humorless gently caress doesn't like dinosaurs? Oh yah, the op
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Jun 15, 2015 02:17
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The bean counters were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:19
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no it was exactly what i wanted and expected.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:25
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why didn't you go see fury road again instead
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Jun 15, 2015 02:26
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Pick posted:why didn't you go see fury road again instead Because I can only masturbate so much to wanton, unbridled awesomeness. Oh you were asking them....
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Jun 15, 2015 02:28
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Drone_Fragger posted:Chris Pratt finishes his bottle of colt 45 brand malt liquor and steps off his Yamaha brand quad bike. After removing his nike brand combat trousers, he removes his calvin kliens before letting loose his clear, watery piss onto richard attenboroughs grave. - Plot of jurassic world in 20 seconds. I liked the Hammond statute and the Hammond innovation center (presented by SɅMSUNG). It was a nice yet subtle tribute to the late Sir Richard.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:31
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One time I saw a commercial for some lovely car and the advertisement was about how people should look for the car in some lovely upcoming blockbuster. It was an ad for a loving product placement.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:33
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I hate product placements in movies. Everything should be white labels with black text like in Repo Men.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:34
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I'm the fat dumb military dude who wanted to gently caress raptors "How do we solve the problem of a bunch of dangerous dinosaurs tearing tourists apart?" "Let's let even more out!"
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Jun 15, 2015 02:45
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Grody posted:I don't think I've ever been so bored during a movie. That and it was trying to advertise every brand it could in a 2 hour movie. You're poo poo you furfag
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Jun 15, 2015 02:49
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It's good that a movie that had the highest box office opening in film history still needed to resort to obnoxious product placement.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:52
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vyst posted:You're poo poo you furfag I have to clarify I got this because I kept a list of furfags who outed themselves back in December and they were mad
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Jun 15, 2015 02:55
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you went to see a movie engineered for brainless masses and now complain that it is boring, the universe laughs at your futile existence.
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Jun 15, 2015 03:02
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*dinosaur tears apart multiple support characters* andy: wow you've outdone yourself this time leslie!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE_erLQW0Q0
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*splices mega dino with cat dna* what the gently caress do you mean this thing has 9 lives?!
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Jun 15, 2015 03:34
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Grody posted:That and it was trying to advertise every brand it could in a 2 hour movie. QFT. The brand poo poo could have been slightly remedied by just one glorious shot of T-rex savaging the starbucks. Chris Pratt was likeable but the rest of the cast should have been fed to the raptors.
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Jun 15, 2015 03:34
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<Camera slowly pans over a GE logo on a microwave as slightly out-of-focus ropes of jiz arc past>
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Jun 15, 2015 03:46
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I'm going to buy a ticket for a different movie and then walk into Jurassic World.
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Jun 15, 2015 03:48
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Blistex posted:<Camera slowly pans over a GE logo on a microwave as slightly out-of-focus ropes of jiz arc past>
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Jun 15, 2015 04:02
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Pick posted:why didn't you go see fury road again instead
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Jun 15, 2015 04:07
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Seriously though there were so many great characters in the original - Wayne Knight, Sam Jackson, Jeff Goldblum, even the lawyer, the kids, & the main actors were compelling/funny. Pretty much every role in Jurassic World was a wet fart.
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Jun 15, 2015 04:17
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I was hoping the fat guard would survive 
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Jun 15, 2015 04:19
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op if you want to fill your life with quality artworks why are you going to the cinema to watch a hollywood blockbuster. you should know what you are letting ourself in for before doing them.
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Jun 15, 2015 04:24
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opus111 posted:op if you want to fill your life with quality artworks why are you going to the cinema to watch a hollywood blockbuster. you should know what you are letting ourself in for before doing them. I watched it on my "Toshiba" brand laptop, while posting on my "Samsung Galaxy 3"
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Jun 15, 2015 04:28
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Grody posted:I watched it on my "Toshiba" brand laptop, while posting on my "Samsung Galaxy 3" helluva way to say "I'm a fuckup with zero taste in anything"
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TEAYCHES posted:im gay
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Grody posted:I purchase bad things
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