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sweetmercifulcrap posted:Yes! Well, not terribly disturbed, but I really questioned what exactly she did that was so bad that warranted such a brutal death, especially when the main "villain" gets an off-screen death with blood splattering on glass. Yeah, she wasn't keeping a close eye of the kids she was in charge of, but they also ran away from her. Look if killer dinosaurs are on the loose those kids are on their loving own
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Glasgow Kiss posted:Was anyone else disturbed by that assistant's really hosed up death? Like, it was really brutal and like lasted like a whole minute, with screams and thrashing. what happened to the assistant, i'm never going to see this thing
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Clipperton posted:what happened to the assistant, i'm never going to see this thing Picked up and passed between some flying dinosaurs before a bigger water dinosaur snatches them out of the air. Definite nightmare fuel for kids, and I saw lots of them in the theatre.
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Jun 16, 2015 20:37
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Clipperton posted:what happened to the assistant, i'm never going to see this thing she got bit and carried away by a winged creature and then it tried to drown her and then a giant fish creature ate her and the wing creature together and she just screams and screams and panicks and flails as she's bitten, then goes airborne, then submurged over and over by the bird thing then the giant thing provides a harsh silence as she finally enters its enormous dark maw and she was literally just a well natured attractive nanny minor character who was worried about the kids and the other characters make racist comments about her just before this scene (she's white)
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Jun 16, 2015 20:39
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Glasgow Kiss posted:Was anyone else disturbed by that assistant's really hosed up death? Like, it was really brutal and like lasted like a whole minute, with screams and thrashing. Yea I felt the same way. Like the death was super cool but totally undeserved for the character. Her annoying trait was she was an attractive assistant that stuck with two mouth breathing kids. I mean poo poo, the gluttonous lazy coward guard was cathartic seeing him get killed and same with all those evil bad military dudes. But not that lady.
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Modest Mao posted:the other characters make racist comments about her just before this scene (she's white) this is going too far
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Modest Mao posted:other characters make racist comments about her just before this scene (she's white) I thought she was like Armenian or something. EDIT: Yea she ain't just a white lady, her name is Zara. Totes not western european.
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Jun 16, 2015 20:45
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Jun 16, 2015 20:46
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they say she's british and that the british race's place is to be nannies
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Modest Mao posted:they say she's british and that the british race's place is to be nannies oh lol missed that. brits have dumb names
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Jun 16, 2015 20:55
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Haha funny movie. Felt bad for the fat construction guy
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Jun 16, 2015 21:20
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Jun 16, 2015 21:23
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Modest Mao posted:they say she's british and that the british race's place is to be nannies all brits deserve terrible deaths imho
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Jun 16, 2015 21:27
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The birdasaurs attacking the people and that chicks long drawn out horrific death were the only part of the film I enjoyed. The rest was utter poo poo.
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garfield hentai posted:I liked the "parents getting divorced" subplot that had about two minutes of screen time raditts posted:Haha, I totally forgot about that until reading this, just a totally irrelevant bit that was never mentioned again The whole movie is like this. Remember when they realized the Indomitus Rex could camoflage? And then it never mattered again? Remember when it clawed out it's tracking implant... but it was always in the first place they looked anyway? Remember when they established that Chris Pratt was the alpha raptor, and then it never mattered? He road his bike next to them while they ran in a straight line to the target. Also how Chris Pratt was like "my raptors grew up socializing with eachother and I imprinted on them. we communicate. This made up franken-saurus has just been a caged animal its whole life" And then later he is like "Oh poo poo it's part raptor, so that means it can talk with the raptors!" Are you loving serious? Parents getting divorced, dumb girlfriend, mom getting mad at the aunt, assistant existing (see below)... None of the things they set up ever went anywhere. Wilson Fisk had an evil plan, which was to... do something. But he just died because of hubris. Glasgow Kiss posted:Was anyone else disturbed by that assistant's really hosed up death? Like, it was really brutal and like lasted like a whole minute, with screams and thrashing. sweetmercifulcrap posted:Yes! Well, not terribly disturbed, but I really questioned what exactly she did that was so bad that warranted such a brutal death, especially when the main "villain" gets an off-screen death with blood splattering on glass. Yeah, she wasn't keeping a close eye of the kids she was in charge of, but they also ran away from her. Why was her character even in the film? Her death scene is like 90% of her screentime, and it's so PG that I wasn't even sure she died, since you can't actually see her when the alligatorasaurus closes it's mouth. I wasn't planning to see this movie at all, but some friends wanted to go and I thought what the heck. Should have seen Fury Road a fourth time instead.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:47
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Autistic people are unbearable in real life, so why did they not only decide to have an autistic kid as a main character but also have him played by a kid who can't act. Aside from that it was alright. 5/10 using 5 as the average that it SHOULD be.
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Jun 16, 2015 22:31
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Lasher posted:Autistic people are unbearable in real life, so why did they not only decide to have an autistic kid as a main character but also have him played by a kid who can't act. Was he more annoying than lex
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Jun 16, 2015 22:32
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Glasgow Kiss posted:Was anyone else disturbed by that assistant's really hosed up death? Like, it was really brutal and like lasted like a whole minute, with screams and thrashing. when i went it was a free giveaway for the premier and absolutely full of kids. im p sure they all got traumatized after super rex killed that squad cause i didnt hear a peep from them after that. way to soak them in resentment at society/yourself, parents. lol.
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Jun 16, 2015 22:36
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my favorite part next time you guys watch is when the flying monsters were attacking the crowds. There was an old man running off with his two margaritas. Women and children being eaten? gently caress that! I need my booze.
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Jun 16, 2015 22:38
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haljordan posted:Was he more annoying than lex Yes. And Lex did something other than talk about teeth.
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Jun 16, 2015 22:38
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haljordan posted:Was he more annoying than lex book lex even
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Jun 16, 2015 22:42
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Phobic Nest posted:book lex even holy poo poo that is impressive book lex was like "gently caress YOU TIMMY FOR TRYING TO WORK THE COMPUTER, I WANNA PRESS BUTTONS!!!" *does dumb bonehead thing for the 50th time*
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Jun 16, 2015 22:46
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Edgar posted:my favorite part next time you guys watch is when the flying monsters were attacking the crowds. There was an old man running off with his two margaritas. Women and children being eaten? gently caress that! I need my booze. i made a comment to my gf about that as it happened. that dude owns and that dude would also be me
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Jun 16, 2015 22:48
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ugh that kid was worse than lex
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haljordan posted:holy poo poo that is impressive I called him an autist and I wasn't joking. It's like Chris-Chan is on the screen at all times bemoaning the fact he doesn't have as many teeth as an Uramimums or whatever they're looking at. And that's it. They play him up as this maths savant but it doesn't go anywhere*. *No, him saying "we need more teeth to fight the Jason Voorhees-Rex doesn't count. That throw away line could have come from anyone.
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haljordan posted:holy poo poo that is impressive "only very little boys like dinosaurs" "says who" "says mommy"  She was quite the bitchlet but she had more character than this movies doofus e: in retrospect the book's kids were basically Dexter and Dee Dee Phobic Nest fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jun 16, 2015 |
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they try to force this child prodigy thing with him throughout the whole film, even at the beginning. his mom asks him the exact time they will arrive at the airport or some poo poo. then they have him recite DNA base sequences in that innovation area or whatever. i think they wanted to channel the novel version of tim murphy but they got a aspie that spouts off science at random intervals.
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Glasgow Kiss posted:they try to force this child prodigy thing with him throughout the whole film, even at the beginning. his mom asks him the exact time they will arrive at the airport or some poo poo. then they have him recite DNA base sequences in that innovation area or whatever. i think they wanted to channel the novel version of tim murphy but they got a aspie that spouts off science at random intervals. i kept seeing nods like this to the original book throughout, but it was really half-assed at least it was funny to watch people getting eaten and the ending seemed almost like some sort of meta-humor parody edit: also the "save the lovely frozen drinks guy" and the weird raptor-bat things eating people was funny goku im piss fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jun 16, 2015 |
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Edgar posted:my favorite part next time you guys watch is when the flying monsters were attacking the crowds. There was an old man running off with his two margaritas. Women and children being eaten? gently caress that! I need my booze. Man's gotta have priorities!
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.lnk to the past posted:all brits deserve terrible deaths imho I approve of this post
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thisdestruction posted:Man's gotta have priorities! Those margaritas were probably $15 each...
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Jun 16, 2015 23:41
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The old man with the margaritas was Jimmy Buffett fyi
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:The old man with the margaritas was Jimmy Buffett fyi was just about to post this
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Snak posted:Those margaritas were probably $15 each... Weeeell you know how it is when you're on vacation/about to die
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the movie was ok until like the last 10 minutes when it just goes loving nutso, the dude drinking out of the Jurassic World cup was kind of mind bending thou - the first time I've seen a movie product placed in its own movie
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Jun 17, 2015 02:13
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Officer Farva is gonna get those raptors good, those FUCKERS
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thisdestruction posted:Weeeell you know how it is when you're on vacation/about to die Yeah I'm saying his thought process was "I paid for these, I'm gonna drink em, death from above or not!"
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Glasgow Kiss posted:Was anyone else disturbed by that assistant's really hosed up death? Like, it was really brutal and like lasted like a whole minute, with screams and thrashing. Man, I thought the assistant's death scene was going on way too long, hurry up and get eaten by the giant fish dinosaur already! But like three of the people I was with were all "omg this is practically a snuff film", like practically unable to watch the scene and leaving. And I'm like come on, go watch Saw or something, this is nothing. This is PG-13. Yes the death was needlessly drawn-out for the character, but it wasn't THAT bad.
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The autistic little poo poo had a slight smile as he watch his aunt's assistant get devoured. Bitch had it coming using a samsung.
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