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Next time your friend mention that hes gotta poop, poke him in the butthole with a broomstick. This will trigger the vagal-sphincter reflex, causing him to lose control over his bowels. Imagine his face as he shits his pants and he is utterly powerless to stop it  What are some funny pranks that goons like to play on your friends?
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Shoot them in the loving head
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Jun 15, 2015 02:30
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Shoot them in the loving head haha yeah thats funny but not really a prank...more of a "final solution"
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Jun 15, 2015 02:32
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the next time yr friend says that he wqwnts a coke say "oh sorrty mym om didnt get any cokes at the market this week" then drink your cokea in the kitchen so he doesnt see you
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Jun 15, 2015 02:35
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:haha yeah thats funny but not really a prank...more of a "final solution" Oh gently caress I know. Get a butcher knife, cut a small hole in your friends mattress, stuff it full of raw meat, sew it up, cover it up carfeully with many layers of blankets and poo poo. Then wait for your buddy to smell the stank a few days later
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Jun 15, 2015 02:37
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tie him shoes together, then ring the doorbell at a really good part of a tv show so he tries to run to the door really quick
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Jun 15, 2015 02:38
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Buy him an account
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Jun 15, 2015 02:39
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when your friend say "gently caress my butt' poke him in the bum cheek with a finger. say "im trying!" when they ask what you doing. pretend you cant get it in :p
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Jun 15, 2015 02:44
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Infinite Karma posted:tie him shoes together, then ring the doorbell at a really good part of a tv show so he tries to run to the door really quick yah this is the good poo poo
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Jun 15, 2015 02:45
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Invite your friend over for a sleep over, then the next morning wake him up while deepthroating him. When he freaks out call him a homo and run away laughing
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Jun 15, 2015 02:47
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shiksa posted:the next time yr friend says that he wqwnts a coke say "oh sorrty mym om didnt get any cokes at the market this week" then drink your cokea in the kitchen so he doesnt see you no drink it in front of them. then when they say your drinkeing coke, say "what coke?" with a mouth full of coke. if you are sitting down together lean over them and dribble coke over tbeir naked thighs and bum
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Jun 15, 2015 02:48
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take your friends down to tijuana at the end of march and the night before april 1st get everybody real drunk and hire a mexican surgeon to remove one of your friends vocal cords, then leave him in the street
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Jun 15, 2015 02:49
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Sneak into their bedroom and cut the toes off all their socks.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:50
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poop in their butt so that when they poop their smart toilet gets really confused
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Jun 15, 2015 02:50
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if your friend has a favourite food or drink, pee or poo in it before they eat it. then jo thinking about someone eating your waste products!
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Jun 15, 2015 02:51
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buy him a forums account
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Jun 15, 2015 02:51
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Wear women's panties and ask them to kiss you. If they do it means they're gay lol.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:52
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if you are driving you can lock the doors and windows and then fart in the car its sort of a classic
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Jun 15, 2015 02:53
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i got two words for you- erotic massage!
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Jun 15, 2015 02:53
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While they're asleep, poop in their hand and tickle their nose
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Jun 15, 2015 02:53
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did ne one say buy him an account on these very forums yet? hahaha
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Jun 15, 2015 02:53
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it is the ultimate acceptance of you as a person. if some one eats your waste they are saying "i will take into my body the worst part of you and come back for mere. i like you so much that i will do this., i like you". this makes me feel good as a person and validated as an individual. i just want to ne accepted and loved, and told that i am same
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Jun 15, 2015 02:54
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Add arsenic to their soup for a fun surprise! Make them think their significant other's had a miscarriage. Hide a dead body in their garage without telling them.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:55
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Call them on the phone, when they answer, ask them if their phone smells funny. When they put it up to their nose to smell, fart really hard into the receiver. The smell will travel through the wires and blast him in the face (you both need a phone with a cord in order for this to work).
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Jun 15, 2015 02:55
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lonesomedwarf posted:it is the ultimate acceptance of you as a person. if some one eats your waste they are saying "i will take into my body the worst part of you and come back for mere. i like you so much that i will do this., i like you". this makes me feel good as a person and validated as an individual. i just want to ne accepted and loved, and told that i am same beautiful. this world needs more real men like you I am so jelouse of your gf
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Jun 15, 2015 02:56
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MOOBS! posted:if you are driving you can lock the doors and windows and then fart in the car its sort of a classic Lmao love it!
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Jun 15, 2015 02:58
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Wait until they are out then break into their house, steal everything of value, then after cutting their pets head off, use it as a bloody paint brush to write : "aids fags go home". bonus points if you do this while they are at your house.
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Jun 15, 2015 02:59
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staberind posted:Wait until they are out then break into their house, steal everything of value, then after cutting their pets head off, use it as a bloody paint brush to write : "aids fags go home". it works better if you do it to your own house while they watch.
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Jun 15, 2015 03:01
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Kidnap their dog and brainwash it to go berzerk with rage when a certain trigger word is spoken. Return it to them and wait for the hijinks. The trigger word ahould be a word that doesn't come up much in conversation, but isn't something no one would ever say.
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Jun 15, 2015 03:04
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When he comes home "What's the difference between your bedroom and the taj Mahal? Taj Mahal doesn't have 1000 dead babies in it" You will need 1000 dead babies for this joke
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Jun 15, 2015 03:16
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in deer season dress like deer and wander around in the woods. if hunterman shoots you they will sure look silly! For extra hilarity, wear a bulletproof vest and when huntermans shoot u just say "rawr bulletproof deer!" and then run at them and eat bite their dicks off. then everyone will think there is a crazy bulletproof dickeating deer on the loose!
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Jun 15, 2015 04:29
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remove they dick
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Jun 15, 2015 04:46
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Wtf goons seem to have wild n hosed up imaginations
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Jun 15, 2015 04:48
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take pictures of their significant others' last moments on this planet post on facebook
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Jun 15, 2015 04:50
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have you tried raping them OP it can be a pretty funny prank if its between friends
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Jun 15, 2015 04:53
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Get a can and write "Peanuts" on the side. Then, put a spring that looks like a snake in the can. Then ask your friend if he wants some peanuts and when he says yes, offer him the can. He will open it and the snake will fly out and he will be like "Oh My!" and you will laugh at him! I call it the old "Pretend Snake in the Peanut Can" Trick
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Jun 15, 2015 04:56
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Take screen grab of their desktop and make it their wallpaper and remove all their shortcuts Or maybe turn some fuses off and pretend you broke their poo poo since they won't turn on Idk,raping and murdering so called friends is good too
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Jun 15, 2015 04:59
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If their kitchen sink has one of those spray nozzles, wrap a rubber band around the trigger so it's held down. The next time they turn the water on it'll spray them.
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Jun 15, 2015 05:00
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Trick your bud into sneaking some box cutters on a plane. When u are on there use the box cutters to trick the plane driver into doing whatever you want!
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Jun 15, 2015 05:03
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Doppelganger posted:If their kitchen sink has one of those spray nozzles, wrap a rubber band around the trigger so it's held down. The next time they turn the water on it'll spray them. thats really gross and inappropriate. way to ruin things by taking it too far
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